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Postby SFX » Sat May 09, 2015 6:27 pm UTC

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Postby patzer » Sat May 09, 2015 8:39 pm UTC

{{Use dmy dates|date=May 2015}}
{{Use British English|date=May 2015}}
In the run up to the [[next United Kingdom general election]], various organisations are expected to carry out [[opinion polling]] to gauge voting intention. Results of such polls are displayed in this article. Most of the polling companies listed are members of the [[British Polling Council]] (BPC) and abide by its disclosure rules.

The date range for these opinion polls is from the [[United Kingdom general election, 2015|previous general election]], held on 7 May 2015, to the present day. Under [[Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011|fixed-term legislation]], the next general election is scheduled to be held in May 2020.

Most opinion polls cover only [[Great Britain]] (the [[United Kingdom|UK]] excluding [[Northern Ireland]]).

==Poll results==
Poll results are listed in the table below in reverse chronological order.<ref>{{cite web|title=Westminster Voting Intention|url=http://opinionbee.uk/polls/westminster|website=UK Opinion Bee|accessdate=31 January 2015}}</ref> The highest percentage figure in each polling survey is displayed in bold, and the background shaded in the leading party's colour. The 'party lead' column shows the percentage-point difference between the two parties with the highest figures. In the instance of a tie, no figure is shaded but both are displayed in bold.

The six parties with the largest numbers of votes in the 2015 general election are listed here. Other parties are listed in the "Other" column.

No opinion polls have been conducted yet since the 2015 election; the first post-election opinion polls are expected in May 2015.

===2015===
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!!style="width:100px;"|Date(s)<br>conducted!!style="width:350px;"|Polling organisation/client!!class="unsortable" style="width:65px;"|Sample size!!class="unsortable" style="background:#0087dc; width:80px;"|[[Conservative Party (UK)|<span style="color:White;">Con</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:#dc241f; width:80px;"|[[Labour Party (UK)|<span style="color:White;">Lab</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:#70147a; width:80px;"|[[UK Independence Party|<span style="color:White;">UKIP</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:#fdbb30; width:80px;"|[[Liberal Democrats|<span style="color:Black;">LD</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:#ff0; width:80px;"|[[Scottish National Party|<span style="color:Black;">SNP</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:#6ab023; width:80px;"|[[Green Party of England and Wales|<span style="color:White;">Green</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="background:gray; width:80px;"|[[List of political parties in the United Kingdom|<span style="color:White;">Others</span>]]!!class="unsortable" style="width:20px;"|Lead
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|style="background:#D5D5D5"|'''7 May'''||style="background:#D5D5D5"|General Election results (GB only)<ref>{{cite web | url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2015/results | title=Election 2015: Results - National | publisher=BBC | accessdate=9 May 2015}}</ref><ref>{{cite web | url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2015/results/northern_ireland | title=Election 2015: Results - Northern Ireland | publisher=BBC | accessdate=9 May 2015}}</ref>||style="background:#D5D5D5"|''29,980,107''||style="background:#B3E0FF"|'''37.8%'''||style="background:#D5D5D5"|31.2%||style="background:#D5D5D5"|12.9%||style="background:#D5D5D5"|8.1%||style="background:#D5D5D5"|4.9%||style="background:#D5D5D5"|3.8%||style="background:#D5D5D5"|1.4%||style="background:#0087DC; color:white;"|'''6.6%'''
|}

==References==
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Postby 12obin » Tue May 12, 2015 10:31 pm UTC

Haha, all has gone according to my evil plan!
Guessing time!

coccidioidomycosis:

1. A fungal infection of animal whiskers

2. A fungal infection of the ear

3. The physical and chemical changes occurring to a plant in the process of growing flowers.

4. Inflammation of the inner ear.

5. The infection of an organism by a fungus with round-shaped cells.

6. a fungal infection commonly known as "valley fever", characterized by fever, respiratory infection, and reddish bumps on the skin.

7 . Fungal infection of the eye

8. The opposite of reproduction in some bacterial species, where two cells become one.

9. A disease of the lower gastrointestinal tract caused when fungal gut flora are infected with bacteria such as C. Neisseria or C. Idomens typified by severe constipation and impaction.

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Postby patzer » Wed May 13, 2015 4:27 pm UTC

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Postby patzer » Wed May 13, 2015 9:41 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xX_XKCD_Xx » Sat May 16, 2015 1:31 am UTC

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Returning from the dead,
From ashes and dust
From departed and gone
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A blaze of glory and might.
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Postby patzer » Sat May 16, 2015 2:47 pm UTC

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Postby Rosencrantz » Sat May 16, 2015 6:52 pm UTC

Is it better for answers to be vague, or cryptic?
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Postby patzer » Mon May 18, 2015 4:58 pm UTC

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Postby SirGabriel » Fri May 22, 2015 7:28 pm UTC

an athlete, politician, model, chef, or the founder and/or CEO of a large company

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Postby SPACKlick » Sat May 23, 2015 11:53 am UTC

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Postby Vytron » Sat May 23, 2015 8:53 pm UTC

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Postby patzer » Sun May 24, 2015 12:52 am UTC

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Postby 12obin » Wed May 27, 2015 4:26 pm UTC

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Postby patzer » Wed May 27, 2015 5:07 pm UTC

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Postby 12obin » Thu May 28, 2015 7:45 pm UTC

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I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.


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Postby Rosencrantz » Sun May 31, 2015 5:10 pm UTC

Also because I haven't put very much thought into it yet, and need more time to do that.
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Postby SirGabriel » Sun May 31, 2015 8:41 pm UTC

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For even when I was at Thessalonica you sent me something for my needs, not only once but more than once.
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It is not that I am eager for the gift; rather, I am eager for the profit that accrues to your account.
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I have received full payment and I abound. I am very well supplied because of what I received from you through Epaphroditus, “a fragrant aroma,” an acceptable sacrifice,* pleasing to God.l
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My God will fully supply whatever you need, in accord with his glorious riches in Christ Jesus.m
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To our God and Father, glory forever and ever. Amen.n
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby quintopia » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:32 am UTC

1433136125866

It's some kind of timestamp I wasn't able to decode

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Postby chridd » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:54 am UTC

quintopia wrote:1433136125866

It's some kind of timestamp I wasn't able to decode
June 1, 2015 1:22:05.866 Eastern Daylight Time* (5:22 GMT)? That's what it is in the format used by Java and JavaScript (milliseconds since 1970).

* I'm using this time zone because of the location in your profile here

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby quintopia » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:23 am UTC

1432358353825

chridd wrote: That's what it is in the format used by Java and JavaScript (milliseconds since 1970).


In one way that makes sense. In another it doesn't. Since I don't have an easy to use JS console at hand, mind formatting these two?

1433139189529
1432358353825

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby chridd » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:38 am UTC

quintopia wrote:1432358353825

chridd wrote: That's what it is in the format used by Java and JavaScript (milliseconds since 1970).


In one way that makes sense. In another it doesn't. Since I don't have an easy to use JS console at hand, mind formatting these two?

1433139189529
1432358353825

June 1 2:13:09.529 edt
May 23 1:19:13.825 edt

Also if you have a way to read UNIX time stamps you can just divide by 1000
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby quintopia » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:33 am UTC

Huh I had no expectation of a May 23 date there.

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Postby patzer » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:20 am UTC

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Postby patzer » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:44 am UTC

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