The throne game

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The throne game

Postby Conspiricy » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:35 am UTC

Forgive me if thiis has been done before...

the aim is to knock the last person of the throne using possible means.

I am on the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Banksy » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:45 am UTC

*Throws stones 'till you fall off*

Now I am on the throne!
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Re: The throne game

Postby Moo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:02 am UTC

*Goes to the Dagobah system, spends years learning to harnass The Force, and mentally moves the thrown out from under Banksy towards me*

I claim the throne! Who here will challenge me, puny humans?
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Re: The throne game

Postby Moo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:04 am UTC

(that is POSSIBLE in a galaxy far, far away, does that count?)
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: The throne game

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:45 pm UTC

*chairtip*

I am on the throne!
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Re: The throne game

Postby Conspiricy » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:34 pm UTC

*gunshot*
throne = mine
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Re: The throne game

Postby Robin S » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:38 pm UTC

*tickles*

Not any more!
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Re: The throne game

Postby Conspiricy » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:48 pm UTC

I Eat steroids and train until beefed up, then I hideously pummel your face in.
throne = mine.



(could everyone be more imaginative please?)
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Re: The throne game

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:56 pm UTC

Conspiricy wrote:(could everyone be more imaginative please?)



I imagine you... AWAY!


(throne = me)
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Re: The throne game

Postby Robin S » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:04 pm UTC

Throne = you?

I sit on LE4dGOLEM. The throne is mine!
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Re: The throne game

Postby Moo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:38 pm UTC

*I make a rudementory slingshot from some rubberbands, a toothpick I have on my person, my trusty Swiss Army knife, the thread from ripping off my sleeve, and some gum. Using a filling from my own tooth as ammo, I slingshot you from the throne*

Throne = McGyver's
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Re: The throne game

Postby Chaos9 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:58 pm UTC

Moo wrote:*I make a rudementory slingshot from some rubberbands, a toothpick I have on my person, my trusty Swiss Army knife, the thread from ripping off my sleeve, and some gum. Using a filling from my own tooth as ammo, I slingshot you from the throne*

Throne = McGyver's


Moo dies of a toothache. I gain the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:17 pm UTC

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//Moo dies of a toothache. I gain the throne.



I comment you out.

Throne = mine
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Re: The throne game

Postby Chaos9 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

I destroy the throne and make a new one.

Throne = mine.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Vekter » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:59 pm UTC

I throw dodgeballs at Chaos9 until he/she/it moves.

My throne. <.< >.>
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Re: The throne game

Postby Robin S » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:43 pm UTC

I wait until Vekter needs the toilet, put in my catheter, and take the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:55 pm UTC

Catheters are famous for going INTO YOUR URETHRA. Much pain can be achieved by taking them out at high speed.

I retake my postition as throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Rodan » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:13 pm UTC

I get a blue naked guy to blow you up.

Throne=mine.

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Re: The throne game

Postby Rodan » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:17 pm UTC

Or... wait... if you ARE the throne, I get a blue naked guy to blow you up, and wait for a new throne to respawn.

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Re: The throne game

Postby User? What User? » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:31 pm UTC

I create a time machine (hey, it is possible in theory) and travel back to before the throne was occupied. The throne is mine
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Re: The throne game

Postby Robin S » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:49 pm UTC

Fine. That was centuries ago, and you are long since dead. The throne is mine.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

I build my own, bigger thorone with more gold and jewels and shit.

So my throne is now the official one.
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Re: The throne game

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:I build my own, bigger thorone with more gold and jewels and shit.

So my throne is now the official one.


I'm going to do that, but without the shit.

My throne is now the official one, on virtue of not being as smelly.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Robin S » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:12 pm UTC

Gold's a pretty good heat conductor, right?

I heat it up until you can bear the pain no more. Wearing heavily-insulated clothing, I then take the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:30 pm UTC

LE4d IS A LE4dGOLEM. That's a LEAD GOLEM for all those of you that need it spelled out. He's still on the throne, or what's left of it, because even temperatures high enough to melt gold can't get rid of him.

However, his throne has now melted, and my shitty one is best again.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Moo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:51 pm UTC

Cheese + horde of mice = my throne!
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Re: The throne game

Postby zingmaster » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:53 pm UTC

Bitch slap.

My throne.
You get 500 xp.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Matthias » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:54 pm UTC

*I provide probably-not-forged documents demonstrating my right to the throne via an unlikely yet plausible matter of bloodline.*

The throne is mine.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Rodan » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:05 pm UTC

* yells at Matthias about the telephone game, then claims the throne as Matthias slinks off, dejected and defeated*

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Re: The throne game

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:32 pm UTC

*look a bird*
I take the throne

I also build a giant impenetrable building (i.e. no portals, time-proof, etc) around the throne, with only me in it, and all the supplies I would need to survive for ever. Also, kill all the other throne makers and since no one else knows how to make a throne, mine is the only one. Forever. And I am pleased.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Matthias » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:36 pm UTC

I buy a $5 plastic chair from wal-mart, and the people adore me for saving money instead of wasting all their taxes on a booping castle and ignoring their will. They declare me king, and the plastic chair is now the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Kerberos » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:44 pm UTC

But since you have so little mass, and so do I, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle makes it uncertain whether you're on the throne, or I am. Let us now work under the assumption that I am.

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Re: The throne game

Postby Matthias » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:50 pm UTC

The XKCD community flames you for making assumptions without empirical evidence. While you are rolling on the ground to put out the fire, I re-take the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby scowdich » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:17 am UTC

I slap you about with a medium-sized herring, and leave it on the throne.

The throne now smells of dead fish.

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Re: The throne game

Postby keozen » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:06 am UTC

I take a medium amount of wealth to an un-developed third world country and begin to invest.

Slowly over a decade I build up the country, it's economy and wealth. Due to my amazing economical ninja skills the country declairs me their leader.

Over the next few years I develop the technology and armed forces of my new nation to a level to be feared.

I storm and take the throne by force, guarding it with my army.

Throne = Mine (in the name of Keozenland)
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Re: The throne game

Postby sillybear25 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:18 am UTC

Traitor! Whatever happened to Keo-Hobo-Topia? I contributed to that! And what do I get? You go and take over your own country. The residents of Keo-Hobo-Topia elect to forcibly remove you from the throne, then take it aboard and let me sit on it. Please see the thread about Keo-Hobo-Topia to see what you have to get through to get me off the throne. It used to be in Keozen's sig, but I'm too lazy to look it up at the moment.
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Re: The throne game

Postby keozen » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:25 am UTC

sillybear25 wrote:Traitor! Whatever happened to Keo-Hobo-Topia? I contributed to that! And what do I get? You go and take over your own country. The residents of Keo-Hobo-Topia elect to forcibly remove you from the throne, then take it aboard and let me sit on it. Please see the thread about Keo-Hobo-Topia to see what you have to get through to get me off the throne. It used to be in Keozen's sig, but I'm too lazy to look it up at the moment.


Keo-Hobo-Topia still lives and benifits from the income stream provided to it by Keozenland (and it's twin country of Hoboalia.

As a secret black ops mission from Keo-Hobo-topia itself both Soapy and myself take back the throne for Keo-Hobo-Topians everywhere

((By the way, I have a bigger-better Keo-Hobo-Topia themed thing on it's way soon. It hasn't been forgotten, stay tuned))
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Re: The throne game

Postby Aleril » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:21 am UTC

I decloak from a Soapy disguise and stab you in the back.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Matthias » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:24 am UTC

Being made from metal parts, rather than inferior meat-flesh, I wait for all of you to die, and subsequently take the throne.
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Re: The throne game

Postby Maseiken » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:38 am UTC

First, LE4dGOLEM is still alive, being a GOLEM! PAY ATTENTION!
Second, I (Being the villain that I am in the Hugs thread) Use cubernetic enhancements to survive just as long, and raise an army of Robotic Raptors against you, teaching the commands such as "Sit" "Speak" or "Eviscerate"
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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