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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Lavender Manna » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:05 am UTC

regional dialects can be so fun. for some english speakers, wearing a thong in public is casual. no big deal. for most americans, wearing a thong is usually notable

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:19 am UTC

Only if you're not wearing anything over it... Under their clothes, anyone could be wearing a thong. :P
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:16 am UTC

adnapemit wrote:This is the first thing I think of everytime thongs are brought up...

Not what I was expecting. Keeping us on our toes, I see :)
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:37 am UTC

It's good for the sole.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:12 pm UTC

Coming up with puns like these on the spot is quite a feat.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:33 pm UTC

No spots on my feet. Well, maybe a few.
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Postby Tillian » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:33 pm UTC

Wakey, wakey! You've been sleeping for a week!
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Postby Lavender Manna » Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:43 pm UTC

i cant believe we forgot about the original arbitrary discussion thread!

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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

And there are still only a few spots on my feet!
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:40 am UTC

This little piggy went to market...
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:24 am UTC

Hey, that tickles!
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Postby Tillian » Thu Jun 29, 2017 5:17 pm UTC

Miss Piggy went to do market research.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:03 pm UTC

Moses supposes his toeses are Muppets.

(Why did iPad correct "toeses" to "these songs"?)
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:11 pm UTC

My Muppets are all toes.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:25 pm UTC

I'd only heard of hand puppets. :P
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Postby Tillian » Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:39 am UTC

Speaking of hand puppets, that Thunderbolt Fantasy thing has no business being as good as it was.

(Yes, I'm years behind. I've been out of commission, give me a break, etc.)
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Postby adnapemit » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:46 am UTC

What thunderbolt fantasy thing?
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Postby Tillian » Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:07 am UTC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbolt_Fantasy

TL;DR Prominent anime director travels to Taiwan and discovers they have a huge hand puppet TV-show tradition, teams up with them and makes magic.

Apparently, it was a big deal when it came out last year. I was sceptical, but then I watched it and holy fuck, why is it so good?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:20 am UTC

I guess you have to hand (puppet) it to them.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:14 pm UTC

Pup it to the limit.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:38 pm UTC

woof?
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:55 am UTC

Whine.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:47 pm UTC

Cheese.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:13 pm UTC

Sorry for being so cheesy.
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Postby Schrödinger's Wolves » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:24 pm UTC

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Postby Lavender Manna » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:41 pm UTC

toast

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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:07 pm UTC

Host.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:13 pm UTC

Host a post-toast cheese and whine.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:02 pm UTC

NO U
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:39 pm UTC

Correct, there is no U in that phrase. Ten points to Hufflepuff.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:55 pm UTC

:mrgreen:
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:48 am UTC

Green is Slytherin. Ten points from flicky.
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Postby Lavender Manna » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:28 am UTC

Image

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:47 am UTC

Sorry, I meant Image.
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Postby Lavender Manna » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:56 pm UTC

flicklepuff

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:00 pm UTC

hufflicky
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:25 am UTC

I'd go with "flickipuff."
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Postby cyanyoshi » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:35 am UTC

Heyt :mrgreen:

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Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:51 am UTC

hit

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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:43 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:I'd go with "flickipuff."
Nice.
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