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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:19 am UTC

Wow.
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:51 am UTC

I ruined The Commitment Game for myself. I just wanted to make a post about RPing as a high school student from Slytherin House and her feminine pretty pretty wand and her pet snake Diana. Yet first somehow I ended up quoting myself in the quote and had to change it a billion times. AND THEN it posted the same post thrice. Why Why? *Cries and flails at her computer monitor helplessly.* :(
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:56 am UTC

Don't worry, no-one would consider it "ruined".
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:57 am UTC

Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. And I'll probably go back and post there anyways I got nothing better to do with my time.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:58 am UTC

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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:52 pm UTC

I cross my heart and hope to die that I don't wanna make a trashy slutty fool of myself with my therapist/Lillie's Mother/My Mother figure. Promise Promise. <3
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:59 pm UTC

OK!
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:46 pm UTC

welp, back to the day job. Anyone know of a full-time blacksmith/chef position that pays well and has full benefits? :D

I kid, Iove my real job, but sometimes I wish i could do hobbies as a real job, y'know?
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:09 pm UTC

Being a hooker is my hobby now and I STILL get Paid Bitch. So don't knock hobbies jobs. And anyways any job can be done by oneself. It's way riskier but possible! I was doing it AND doin' it winks suggestively for several years before it caught up to me.
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:33 pm UTC

sadly, i don't have the skills to make it as a pro blacksmith (yet!) and I don't have the stress-capacity to be a pro chef.

but i am a damn good surveyor, if i do say so myself.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:06 pm UTC

I think I'm OK at what I do.
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Postby somitomi » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:49 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:I kid, Iove my real job, but sometimes I wish i could do hobbies as a real job, y'know?

I sometimes wonder if it's not too late to drop this whole university thing and go work at the local equivalent of Miniatur Wunderland.
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Postby adnapemit » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:33 am UTC

Never too late!

...
But maybe finish university first.
It's easier if you change your mind later.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:10 am UTC

What time Panda said.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:15 am UTC

What a clever panda.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:17 am UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:28 am UTC

'dweeb' is a really dumb sounding word.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:33 pm UTC

Your face is a really dumb sounding word. :P
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Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:43 pm UTC

adnapemit wrote:But maybe finish university first.

For some reason these thoughts always come up when that feels like too much of a challenge...
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:50 pm UTC

You can do it! I believe in you!
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:29 pm UTC

me too!
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:02 pm UTC

Me one!
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:03 pm UTC

I have no good response to that.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:31 pm UTC

It snowed in the Sahara yesterday.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:05 pm UTC

Really?
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"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:55 pm UTC

why on earth do touchscreens hate my fingers?!
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:07 pm UTC

Ew, Daily Mail.
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Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:32 pm UTC

Thanks everyone. Wish I could beleive in myself...
...or anything else at all.

- Um that's a little too depressing and not quite funny enough to obviously be a joke
- Alright me, I'll just write some small note to make it obvious
- Couldn't I just come up with a better joke?
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:19 am UTC

:lol:
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Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:22 pm UTC

Looked
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:27 pm UTC

yeah, i didn't realize it was the Daily Fail until afterwards. sorry.

@ somi -

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather wrote:“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.”
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:02 pm UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:27 pm UTC

:)
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:39 pm UTC

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Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:31 pm UTC

Luckily I have read Hogfather thanks to our beloved birb.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:18 am UTC

I liked how well they did the movie, tbh.
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