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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:34 pm UTC

Meanie.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:45 pm UTC

*plop*
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:46 pm UTC

Don't try to compete with the master.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:47 pm UTC

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:54 pm UTC

It's raining plops! :shock: Now I know how everyone else feels around me.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:55 pm UTC

ha!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:56 pm UTC

You little devil.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:59 pm UTC

if I was angelic, I'd have feathers, and that would make me a bird.

You're the only bird, here, flicky.

QED.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:32 pm UTC

So I'm an angel? :D
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:38 pm UTC

naturally.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:43 pm UTC

angellicky1991
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:46 pm UTC

put your tongue away and stop licking that angel!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:47 pm UTC

Sorry, I didn't realise it was your turn.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:49 pm UTC

Am I still an angel, or has that train sailed?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:53 pm UTC

I can lick you whether you're an angel or not, right? I'd mix your metaphor any day.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:55 pm UTC

Arr, not me taphor!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:57 pm UTC

It's pronounced "tapir".
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:00 pm UTC

Wouldn't you know.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:02 pm UTC

Well, now you're making me question it.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:07 pm UTC

I ask the answers, you give the questions.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:07 pm UTC

"I've heard it both ways."

"Shut up, Shawn, no you haven't."
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:09 pm UTC

Dammit, Shawn. Can't get anything right, can he?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:11 pm UTC

Poor Shawn.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:12 pm UTC

He brought it upon himself.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:12 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:13 pm UTC

*waves at gif*
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:13 pm UTC

I imagine him making a very audible "pfffflllrrrrrrrrrttt" sound with his lips.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:14 pm UTC

His lips look stationary to me.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:19 pm UTC

Maybe a very high-pitched sound, then?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:24 pm UTC

Only dogs can hear him.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:26 pm UTC

yes, they love him.


well, its more accurate to say they find him delicious.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:27 pm UTC

Human-eating dogs? Revenge for all the "hot dogs"?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:30 pm UTC

"Single dogs! Lick here for hot guys in your area"
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:31 pm UTC

:( It didn't work.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:33 pm UTC

Congratulations on not being single, then!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:35 pm UTC

Or not being a dog. One of those is more likely.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:37 pm UTC

licked screen, did nothing. 1/10, would not recommend.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:39 pm UTC

So if you do become a dog, the universe automatically puts you in a relationship due to the preservation of singlidity-doggidity law.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:39 pm UTC

I wouldn't dare lick my screen. I did recently clean the dust off it, but there are marks I wouldn't like to touch that way.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:40 pm UTC

I had to lick the capacitative buttons on my phone to make them react at all. I did this for several months before I bought a new phone.
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