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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri May 14, 2010 1:36 pm UTC

you get: interrupting cow, i mean kanye west



i put in: interrupting tottalyuncalledfor
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri May 14, 2010 6:21 pm UTC

you get the best selling #1 action film of all times!!!!!!



i put in a Berge the Ninja and a tranny in the vending machine O.O
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby broken_escalator » Fri May 14, 2010 6:36 pm UTC

You get a tranny pirate and berge the regular guy.

I put in all my base.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri May 14, 2010 6:41 pm UTC

you loose all your base *nothing comes out*


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby broken_escalator » Fri May 14, 2010 7:29 pm UTC

You recieve a baby with a pirate hook hand made of wire.



I put in a non-euclideon shape.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri May 14, 2010 7:43 pm UTC

you get a patch for ameliorating mac computers.... "parallels"



i put in all 22 floppys of Windows NT 3.1
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri May 14, 2010 8:59 pm UTC

You get Microsoft Bob.

I put in some optical glass.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Fri May 14, 2010 9:28 pm UTC

You get a glassy human eye.

I pour a bucket of blood into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Fri May 14, 2010 9:29 pm UTC

You get a glassy human eye.

I pour a bucket of blood into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri May 14, 2010 11:34 pm UTC

You get a double post.

I put in a triple post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri May 14, 2010 11:34 pm UTC

You get a double post.

I put in a triple post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri May 14, 2010 11:35 pm UTC

You get a double post.

I put in a triple post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat May 15, 2010 3:18 am UTC

Bruce Schneier comes out of the vending machine and slaps you for violating 'net etiquette.

I put in 1.21 gigawatts.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sat May 15, 2010 3:48 am UTC

You get 88 mph.

I put in a bottomless pit.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sat May 15, 2010 3:51 am UTC

You get an irresistible force.

I put in an immovable object (well, I move the vending machine such that the object is inside it).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Sat May 15, 2010 4:12 am UTC

You get a fixed point to build bridges on.

I put in said bridge.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 16, 2010 6:08 am UTC

you get said boot to the crotch

I put in you
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Sun May 16, 2010 6:53 am UTC

You get his mom.

I put in a encyclopedia memes.

Eaglef2, is that an electric sheep in your avatar?
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon May 17, 2010 1:22 pm UTC

you get a copy White and Nerdy


i put in a yoda plush doll with a green flesh light
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Sat May 22, 2010 5:54 am UTC

You get back a rather unhappy wrinkled, green whore.

I put it in the logarithm base two of Aleph null.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 22, 2010 6:49 am UTC

squareroot wrote:Eaglef2, is that an electric sheep in your avatar?
I'm not sure what you're talking about anymore, but I think you are referencing my avatar with a woman holding a baby in her teeth

anyways: you get an irish man dancing on your crotch

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon May 24, 2010 9:58 pm UTC

you get a wall


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Mon May 24, 2010 10:35 pm UTC

You get the following quote:

eaglef2 wrote:
squareroot wrote:Eaglef2, is that an electric sheep in your avatar?
I'm not sure what you're talking about anymore, but I think you are referencing my avatar with a woman holding a baby in her teeth

No, electric sheep are certain kind of procedurally generated genetic-algorithm based fractal movie. They look a lot like your avatar.

I put in a non-analytic function.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby levantis » Sun May 30, 2010 5:13 pm UTC

A very astonished Newton leaps out and runs away.

While playing Klein in the corner of my room, I accidently put the MACHINE ITSELF.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Triangle_Man » Mon May 31, 2010 5:20 pm UTC

You get a hole in the universe for creating a paradox.

I throw a cheeseburger into the hole in the universe
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:27 pm UTC

you get a catburger with a lol sticker

i piss in the machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

you get a toaster which grows an arm and stabs you in the head with a knife

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:33 pm UTC

You get a waffle.

I put in an old joke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:11 pm UTC

you get an old fart


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:33 am UTC

The machine fires a platinum horseshoe back at lethal velocity, killing you.
You die.

>RESTART




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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:31 am UTC

you get shat on by a flock of pigeons

I put in chocolate
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:48 am UTC

You get out choclate that resembles a fox.

I put in whatever the person below me says I get out.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:53 am UTC

You get OH GOD A PARADOX AHHHHHHHHH

I put in a penny!
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:00 am UTC

You get back 9001(square root of one) pennies!

I put in a paradox generator.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:25 am UTC

You blow up the universe. Good job.

I put in a baby universe...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:05 pm UTC

you get a FSM plush doll

i put in a palindrome palindrome
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:44 pm UTC

you get get you.

I put in whatever the person below me says I put in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:12 am UTC

kaimason1 wrote:You get a dead mockingbird.

I shove in a crippled black convicted rapist.

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You should have gotten Harper Lee or something/someone like that.

I say that I put myself in and get kcab flesym.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:20 am UTC

you put in yourself and got nothing

I put in plutonium
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:24 am UTC

The plutonium contributes to the mass of plutonium already in the vending machine, pushing it up to critical mass. You get a mushroom cloud and everything nearby is destroyed, except somehow for the vending machine.

I put in some dynamite.


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