Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:48 pm UTC

You get a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I insert Mary Poppins.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:48 pm UTC

You get popping candy.

I insert SQL injection.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:46 pm UTC

SQL Error: table "VendingMachineOutputs" does not exist.

I insert a backdoor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:09 pm UTC

You get a dye pack.

I insert thermite.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:31 pm UTC

You get a thermometer.

I insert a speedometer.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:58 pm UTC

You get a speeding ticket.

I insert '; UPDATE VendingMachineOutputs SET Output='Rotten Chips' --.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:11 pm UTC

You get the cops called for attempting SQL injection a second time.

I insert a copy of the Komsomolskaya Pravda.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:33 pm UTC

You get all back issues of Pravda from 1965, in pristine condition, in individual clear plastic bags, all at once.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:33 pm UTC

I insert a delayed reaction.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:14 pm UTC

you get ...........
...................
..............
wait for it.....


i insert spiderman
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:43 am UTC

Sableagle wrote:I insert a delayed reaction.


phillip1882 wrote:you get ...........
...................
..............
wait for it.....


2 weeks of no posts.

phillip1882 wrote:i insert spiderman


You get webs sticking out of the vending machine, showing his unsuccessful struggle to escape entrapment by it.

I insert a glider from Conway's Game of Life.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:24 pm UTC

The vending machine turns into a mess of boxes, micro-pulsars, bread, and beehives. You get more gliders.

I insert a spaceship.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:19 am UTC

You get a shipment of space.

I insert a yu-go-oh! card
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:27 am UTC

You get a Pokémon card.

I insert Captain America trading cards.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:34 pm UTC

You get Agent Coulson's blood on them.

I insert a bad habbit.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:36 pm UTC

You get a bad hobbit.

I insert a cough drop.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:45 pm UTC

You get a cough that won't go away

I insert the earth.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:48 pm UTC

You get the fire, water, and air.

I insert a clock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:36 pm UTC

You get a time bomb.

I insert a reality bomb.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:59 am UTC

You get a virtual bomb.

You insert a kiss.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:00 am UTC

You get a peck.

I insert a candle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:50 am UTC

You get a wish.

I insert a tear drop.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:07 pm UTC

You get an ocean of tears.

I insert a marching band video.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:14 pm UTC

You get a band video recorded in March.

I insert a quiz show.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:31 pm UTC

You get a sudoku book.

I insert healthy chocolate.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:38 pm UTC

You get disgusting chocolate.

I insert a record.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:59 am UTC

You get a broken record.

I insert the alphabet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:16 am UTC

You get the Cyrillic alphabet.

I insert Twitter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:53 pm UTC

You get 141 characters.

I insert a bluebird.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:54 pm UTC

You get Greybird.

I insert a Dalí painting.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:07 pm UTC

You get a mimic octopus clan doing their impressions of four elephants, a dozen clocks, a giraffe with a tree for a head and a girl wearing a dress made out of cities.

I insert blueprints for a high-bypass turbofan engine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:53 am UTC

You receive a sheet of paper with the blueprints erase.

I insert a #2 pencil
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:02 am UTC

You get graphite with a hardness of 2.5 HB.

I insert a cricket ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:04 am UTC

You get a cricket insect.

I insert a virus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:07 am UTC

You get a bacterium.

I insert a magic wand.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:25 pm UTC

you get a corruptible wish.

i insert my clipped fingernails.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:38 pm UTC

You get longer toenails.

I insert a contents page.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:42 am UTC

You receive no content.

I insert Ashley Tisdale.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:16 am UTC

You get Busted.

I insert Katey Sagal.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:09 pm UTC

You get Steven Seagal.

I insert Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
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