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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:13 pm UTC

You get David Livingstone.

I insert The Killers.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:44 pm UTC

You get Sherlock Holmes.

I insert Lucy Liu.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:00 am UTC

You get Ogi Ogas.

I insert a violin.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:16 am UTC

You get a viola.

I insert a drumstick.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:22 am UTC

You get a chicken with no legs.

I insert a woollen hat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:24 am UTC

You get a baseball bat knitted from wool.

I insert a cup of tea.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:49 am UTC

You get a mug.

I insert a Euro.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:50 am UTC

You get a Brexit.

I insert a pineapple
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:01 pm UTC

You get a regular apple.

I insert a regular hexagon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:05 pm UTC

You get an irregular heptagon.

I insert everything that has not yet been inserted into the vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:59 pm UTC

You receive nothing.

I insert a bottle of Pocari Sweat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:59 pm UTC

You get something sweeter, yet sweatier.

I insert a vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:42 am UTC

You get a book about recursion.

I insert a ninja.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 7:55 am UTC

You get a samurai.

I insert a camcorder.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:33 am UTC

You get Paris Hilton, fleeing.

I insert Paris, France.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:35 am UTC

You get Paris, Texas.

I insert a croissant.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:54 am UTC

You get a cross ant.

I insert London, Ontario.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:00 am UTC

You get land in Ontario.

I insert an album of baby pictures.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:08 pm UTC

You get a baby holding an album.

I insert myself.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:10 pm UTC

You get poured into a drink can. I drink you.

I insert the empty can that contained heury.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:41 pm UTC

You get a can that contains a clone of heury.

I insert my sig.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:43 pm UTC

You get a bit of French.

I insert an axe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:27 pm UTC

you get a cherry tree.

i insert Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:33 pm UTC

You get the Gettysburg Address.

I insert a black feline hair.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:17 pm UTC

You get seven years of bad luck.

I insert a giant cauliflower.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:43 pm UTC

You get a giant broccoli.

I insert the complex plane.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:45 pm UTC

You get the strangest-looking aircraft you've ever seen.

I insert a log fire.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:50 pm UTC

You get a cloud of smoke.

I insert a line in the complex plane with a slope of 1.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:01 pm UTC

You get some imaginary satisfaction out of that.

I insert a tangerine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:06 pm UTC

You get a tambourine.

I insert a chicken with one leg.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:10 pm UTC

You get a headless chicken.

I insert a purple people eater.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:15 pm UTC

You get a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.

I insert :mrgreen:
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:18 pm UTC

You get :mrgreen: with the lead pipe in the conservatory.

I insert Clue (the movie).

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:19 pm UTC

You get Image

Ninja'd.

I insert Cluedo.

I insert a cephalophore.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:17 am UTC

You get a saint's head.

I insert an eyeball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:52 am UTC

You get a skull.

I insert a Yoshi.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:54 am UTC

You get a videogame cartridge.

I insert three metal stumps and two Perspex bails.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:52 am UTC

You get a lawsuit.

I insert enough tranquilizer to kill the entire elephant population of Earth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:20 am UTC

You get an immortal elephant, the last of its kind.

I insert an audience.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:37 pm UTC

You get an interview.

I insert That Which Can Eternal Lie.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.


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