Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:23 pm UTC

You get a broken train station clock where one digit always appears to be 8.

I insert Weird Al.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:37 pm UTC

You get Regular Al.

I insert a book of carpet samples.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:19 pm UTC

You get a pretty strange-sounding song.

I insert a rotary telephone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:46 am UTC

You get a call from the 1890's; they want their phone back.

flicky1991 wrote:You get a pretty strange-sounding song.


From carpet samples...?

I insert a heron.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:52 am UTC

You get heroin.
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flicky1991 wrote:You get a pretty strange-sounding song.


From carpet samples...?
samples
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:13 pm UTC

You get another interest* princess, but cuter, butch-er and ace-er.

*an actual typo, typed with mine own hands.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:30 pm UTC

You get the most gender-inclusive monarchy ever seen.

I insert a binder.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:51 pm UTC

you get a notecard.

i insert the square root of a very large number.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:03 pm UTC

You get the square of a very small number.

I insert surplus heat
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:05 pm UTC

You get absolute zero.

I insert a to-do list.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:19 am UTC

You get a printout with the message "Error - vending machine is not a labor machine"

I insert a video camera that broadcasts its image to my tv. To be clear, I won't collect whatever falls out of the vending machine, and I'll be sitting on my couch watching it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:36 am UTC

You get a videotape of footage of bug sniper sitting on their couch.

I insert a blade of grass.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:07 pm UTC

You get a blade of steel.

I insert a birb.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:10 pm UTC

You get a dird.

I insert the blood of my enemies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Actaeus » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:35 pm UTC

You get the tears of your friends.

I insert a square circle.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:46 pm UTC

You get a square shaped pie.

I insert an insertion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Actaeus » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:13 am UTC

You receive a reception.

I insert a piece of chalk.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:20 am UTC

You get a piece of cheese.

I insert Knuckles the Echidna.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:36 am UTC

You get Dr. Eggman's praise for helping him capture that twerp and bringing him much closer to world domination.

I insert a factorio factory.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:58 pm UTC

You get a hysteria history.

I insert South America.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:07 am UTC

you get the Brazilian forest

i insert the undead dead
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Aug 28, 2018 2:52 pm UTC

You get the walking dead.

I insert a hibachi.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:18 pm UTC

you get a well cooked meal

i insert geometry
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:40 am UTC

You get an impossible shape.

I insert naturally occurring gears, levers, and pulleys.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:05 am UTC

you get hired to do construction


i insert my tongue
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:41 am UTC

You get caught in the mechanism.

I insert a friend for phillip.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:55 pm UTC

you get a match made in heaven


i insert ternary logic
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:02 pm UTC

You get non-binary genders.

I insert a bug bite.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:08 pm UTC

you get to be a superhero with all the abilities the bug has.

i insert a griffin
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:51 pm UTC

You get a rare Italian grand tourer.

I insert a bubble car
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:38 pm UTC

you get a beautiful destination

I insert half life
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:03 pm UTC

You get a quarter life.

I insert a sprinkler.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:01 pm UTC

you get a lush garden

i insert bar-ba-que sauce
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:04 pm UTC

You get bbc sauce.

I insert poorly written CSS.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:05 pm UTC

You get a cuss.

I insert a bot command.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:12 pm UTC

you get automation

i insert fast
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:57 pm UTC

You get Ramadan.

I insert Penang.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:12 pm UTC

you get a nice vacation

i insert xkcd
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:03 am UTC

You get an xkcd explained printout.

I insert all the flickies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:30 am UTC

you get to live and die many times

i insert farscape
good luck have fun


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