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Re: Vending machine!

Postby [.root/fail] » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:58 pm UTC

*waits for something to come out of the vending machine* OH... OH SURE! IT BREAKS ON ME! *shoves more cookies in, in a rage*
Yes, well that's a compelling argument; but you forget one fundamental fact, you suck!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:25 am UTC

You get all the remains of all the broken vending machines.

I put in a putt putt golf ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby [.root/fail] » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:15 am UTC

You get half of it back

I put in the other half
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby abrenecki » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:56 am UTC

You get a pomegranate.

I put in how I'm feeling at the moment.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:27 pm UTC

You get laughter. And that's all you hear. It's laughing at your cries. You take ∞/0 damage.

I put in ∞/0
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:19 am UTC

You get a note that reads "Please reroll your THAC0"

I put in the plans for a pebble bed reactor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vieto » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:42 am UTC

the machine rejects your plans, and you get spam mail.

I put in an activated hand grenade.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:03 am UTC

You get some chips and candy bars that have been blown to smithereens.

I put in a bottle of Guinness.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:53 am UTC

You get a bottle of Dark Lord‎.

I put in my lucky four leaf clover.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:31 pm UTC

You get a big rock. Wait, what?

I put in a ten-leaf clover.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RSMaster » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:08 pm UTC

You get a bar of radioactive material.

I put in a moon pie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pyrodude150 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

you get an asscrack with melted phylo dough on it.

i put rick astley in
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:49 pm UTC

You get Youtube comments.

I put Youtube minus the comments in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pyrodude150 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:20 pm UTC

you get the cubed root of google

i put in obama
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Plasma Man » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:04 pm UTC

You get killed by Democrats.

I put in my computer access card.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:17 pm UTC

You get an access denied error.

I put in another vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Absolute » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:53 pm UTC

you get a singularity

i put in 2 turtles and a dove
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

You get a partridge in a pear tree. Alan Partridge, to be precise.

I put in some dark.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:53 am UTC

You get a dark sucker - http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html - an electrically powered one.

I put in a babies first word.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby seawolf167 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:32 pm UTC

You get a Google product not still labeled as "Beta"

I put in my arm (... its stuck!)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rinsimyaldee » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:32 pm UTC

You get, a mangled arm which resembles the one you lost while putting your arm in a vending machine.

I put in a whole lot of fake DVD's of popular shows that really show hardcore pornography
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Plasma Man » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:54 pm UTC

You get a DVD of Fight Club

I put in a blonde girl, two posters, 7 dictionaries and a plate glass window.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby seawolf167 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:05 pm UTC

You get an over-used dinosaur-aged internet meme.

I put in a shiny /b/
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:36 pm UTC

You get nothing, as you put nothing real in.

I put in cake.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RSMaster » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:23 am UTC

You receive half-truths.

I put in homework.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Givenup » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:57 am UTC

You get it back with the right answers.

I put in a puppy
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Madame Sourire » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:53 am UTC

I get out mashed puppy. Mmm.

I put in the Large Hadron Collider.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:35 am UTC

You get a stranglet.

I put in your mom.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rinsimyaldee » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:58 pm UTC

You get a washed up old hag who's past her prime.

I put in a list of ways i could crush all humans into bricks and then build a giant wall.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:15 pm UTC

you get the movie 300

i put a =D
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby [.root/fail] » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:25 am UTC

You get a note that says "Welcome to 1952, here's a list of things you must accomplish in the next 56 years, or you'll have to start over again" inside a breifcase of business cards to pawn shops, gun stores, morgues, and locations of the mob in the nearest metro area.

I put in a donut. [I hope someone gets this right]
Yes, well that's a compelling argument; but you forget one fundamental fact, you suck!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RSMaster » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:27 am UTC

You get a hotdog.

In case this is undesirable...
I put in another donut.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:40 am UTC

You get that guy from Red vs Blue

I put in a fall out boy cd
(not the ones a fan girl has heard of)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby [.root/fail] » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:16 am UTC

Your CD turns into a donut, then becomes a coffee mug through topological transformation. [no body got it, READ MORE WIKIPEDIA!]

I put in my crushing boredom.
Yes, well that's a compelling argument; but you forget one fundamental fact, you suck!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby drconcon » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:18 am UTC

You get a crushing ELEPHANT ON TOP OF YOU.

I put in my eyes (and the forks I used to get them out.)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:42 am UTC

You hear from the machine "Nevermore."

I put one of my BookCrossing books in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby axilog14 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:55 pm UTC

You get the Lonely Planet Guide to Experimental Travel.

I put in an abacus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:01 pm UTC

You get a dictionary.

I put in an overused internet meme.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby axilog14 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

You get every grammatical error ever posted on the Internet, in rice form.

I put in a bushel of yams.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby [.root/fail] » Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:52 am UTC

You get a half full glass of wine, and a half empty wine glass of water.

I put in an argument about optmism vs. cynasism.
Yes, well that's a compelling argument; but you forget one fundamental fact, you suck!

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