Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:53 am UTC

You get a blue tiger.

I insert my beak.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:29 pm UTC

You get Narsil's penis, and all the places it used to be (used to be used to be used to be etc.)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:24 pm UTC

You inserted nothing and get everything.

I insert Freddino18.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:17 pm UTC

you get me.

i insert a integral.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:07 pm UTC

You get a very derivative joke.

I insert a printer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:48 am UTC

you get a book.

i insert a library.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:40 am UTC

You get an index card.

I insert my saliva.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:53 pm UTC

you get a kiss.

i insert darth vader.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:09 am UTC

You get Anakin Skywalker, as a child.

I insert a USB flash drive.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:12 am UTC

You get another USB drive with 50 megabytes available to you. You can store up to 23 additional gigabytes on it, depending on what additional fee you want to pay.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:18 pm UTC

you get the internet.

i insert the earth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:26 pm UTC

You get the meek.

I insert the week.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:28 pm UTC

You get a span (11 days).

I insert myself into the next-outermost vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:06 am UTC

You get stretched like spaghetti, suffer an indeterminable amount of time traveling between dimensions and then emerge into a land populated by teenage girls with attitude problems and addictions to loud, happy pop music 24/7. The Vending Machine hopes you enjoy.

I insert my bra into the vending machine. It's pink.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:46 am UTC

You get my bra. It's blue.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:15 am UTC

You get back a Don of the Mafia telling you, as your Godfather, to respect his sister at her wedding. Or else he'll do something evil to you I assume I don't know the mafia.

I insert my favorite emo music and heavy eyeliner and mascara into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:25 am UTC

You get an emo vending machine. You're a perfect match.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:56 am UTC

You get back a rock star playing the guitar. But he's not very good at it.

I insert my hopes and ambitions and a little bit of cheerful optimism. And a bomb.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:38 pm UTC

you get a happy explosion.

i insert G.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:54 am UTC

You get H, I, J, K, L and M and N and O and P. And Will.I.Am comes out too and calls himself your, "G-Unit."

I insert Lady Gaga and R. Kelly doing whatever they want with my body into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:46 pm UTC

you get an orgy.

i insert sweep.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby faubi » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:52 pm UTC

You get a very tidy room.

I insert 2017.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:58 pm UTC

You get 2018.

I insert an obvious response.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:53 pm UTC

You get an ambiguous answer.

I insert .99999999999...(forever)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:15 pm UTC

you get 1.

i insert my two front teeth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:37 am UTC

You get what you wish for for Christmas.

I insert a plastic shopping bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:22 am UTC

The vending machine gives back a ripped plastic bag and a feeling of poverty.

I insert my romantic love-love thoughts and obsessions into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:26 am UTC

you get a love test.

i insert the the polar opposite of frogs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:14 am UTC

You get a swarm of super flies.

I insert when I lost my virginity into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:47 am UTC

You get your virginity back.

I insert a love letter to the guy I have a crush on.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:02 am UTC

The vending machine gives you back a love letter that reciprocates your feelings and kinda smells like him too. <3

I insert an Armored Bloodwing bat mount from my game into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:53 pm UTC

You get a nastygram from the RSPCA.

I insert an isogram.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:43 pm UTC

you get an isomorph.

i insert yesterday, today and tomorrow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:35 am UTC

You get last December.

I insert a jar of herbs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:36 am UTC

You get a piece of fish covered in too many herbs. It's more herb than fish.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:54 am UTC

You get a flicky egg. You can raise your own flicky!

I insert a mirror.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:08 am UTC

You get a Japanese sun goddess.

I insert a Chinese moon goddess.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:10 am UTC

You get Elune the Night Elven Moon Goddess.

I insert a horde of battle sister orcs into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:48 pm UTC

You get the Mongolian hordes.

I insert a viking raid.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:53 pm UTC

You get a goblet made from your enemy's skull.

I insert chkdsk.exe
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