Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:52 pm UTC

you get carbonated breakfast.

i insert carbonated breakfast.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:00 am UTC

You get an office worker kept awake by his own burping.

I insert a wire connected to my laptop.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:55 am UTC

You get a message saying "USB device not recognised".

I insert a dead fly
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:53 am UTC

You get an open fly.

I insert honeycomb.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Schrödinger's Wolves » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:34 am UTC

You get a beehive. With live bees.

I insert april showers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:34 am UTC

You get her sister May.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:41 am UTC

you get holy water.

i insert the devil's soul.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:33 pm UTC

You get fortune and fame

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:24 am UTC

You get rows of beds.

I insert a hashtag.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:38 am UTC

You get at-tagged.

I insert a heart attack.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:22 pm UTC

You get an electric discharge. It doesn't revive you. It just burns a hole through your arms.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:58 am UTC

you get factory made inserts.

i insert a weird dream.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:09 pm UTC

You get cheese before bedtime.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:53 pm UTC

you get more time.

i insert facebook.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:49 pm UTC

You get a book made of faces.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:13 pm UTC

You get Alan Licht.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:18 pm UTC

You get powder that makes you say what's on the powder box.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:30 pm UTC

you get dog crap.

i insert water.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:16 pm UTC

You get a empty bottle.

I insert the never ending noodle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:20 pm UTC

You get tied up with spaghetti.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:36 am UTC

you get hair.

i insert the previous poster's petty problem.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:18 am UTC

You get nothing because you didn't insert anything tangible.

I insert a tangible tangerine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:20 am UTC

You get an immaterial hamburger.

I insert everyone who bothered looking up that reference.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:46 pm UTC

you get the first season of bob's burgers on dvd.

i insert a smile.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:04 pm UTC

You get a *ahem* biological, rhythmic noisemaking device.

I insert? *FAP FAP FAP*
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morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:05 pm UTC

You get the realisation that I was inside the machine, enjoying it.

I insert a spoon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:29 am UTC

You get a serving of ice cream on it.

I insert a Note 7 phone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:43 am UTC

you get a musical answering machine message.

i insert a lamp.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:06 am UTC

You get a genie.

I insert a fireplace.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:18 pm UTC

You get replaced.

I insert
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morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:58 pm UTC

You lose your soul.

I import soul
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

You get a Kia.

I insert a Toyota.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:42 am UTC

You get a toy Yoda.

I insert a broken spine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:05 pm UTC

you get a chiropractor.

i insert gold.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:13 pm UTC

You get lead.

I insert alchemy.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:10 pm UTC

You get chemistry.

I insert Asia.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:24 pm UTC

You get dirt-cheap cheap dirt.

I refuse to insert anything.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:55 am UTC

You get sucked into the machine.

I insert food for Freddino.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:34 am UTC

You get the gritty bird seed he can't eat.

I insert a panel of gorilla glass.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:36 am UTC

You get a roll of Gorilla tape

I insert insulating tape
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