Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:31 pm UTC

you get oil.

i insert a t-rex.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:48 pm UTC

You get a big head and little arms.

I insert a bag of potato chips.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:38 pm UTC

You get a dollar bill.

I insert a smaller vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:12 pm UTC

you get everything.

i insert everquest.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:14 pm UTC

You get Runescape.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

You get the Real Life Ninja.

I insert the Kingdom Ninja.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:55 pm UTC

You get a kingdom!

I insert a flicky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:50 am UTC

You get a somi

I insert a tomi.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:15 pm UTC

You get a teddy.

I insert a Tilli.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:10 am UTC

you get my bowling secretary of treasury. (bit of an inside joke.)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:16 am UTC

You get a suit of armor with ash inside coming from a vaporized human.

I insert a 6 foot tall man eating chicken.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:46 pm UTC

you get big bird.

i insert shel silvertien's homework machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:12 am UTC

You get all the wrong answers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:06 am UTC

You get the fact that I've already read that book.

I insert information.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:18 am UTC

You get garbage.

I insert fingernails.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:31 am UTC

you get toe nails.

i insert Friendly's
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:29 am UTC

You get Fridays.

I insert a fry-up.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:05 am UTC

You get a start up.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:45 am UTC

You get all the world's a stage.

I insert mustard.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:55 pm UTC

That's a weird thing to put in when the prompt was "Insert pizza toppings now". You get a cheese and mustard pizza.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:32 pm UTC

You get me (a squirrel with a gun).

I insert flicky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

You get a blue zombie bird.

I insert a black vampire bat.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:32 pm UTC

You get Dracula.

I insert a bed.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:06 am UTC

you get sleep.

i insert dirty harry.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:59 am UTC

You get down and dirty.

I insert a computer mouse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:29 pm UTC

you get a joystick

i insert something invisible, gaseous, and deadly.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:45 pm UTC

You get something visible, solid, and healthy.

I insert a crystal with magical powers.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:09 pm UTC

You get a power with magical crystals.

I insert an ordinary vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:45 pm UTC

You get an insane thread.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:40 am UTC

You get flying robots with lasers that shoot everyone who has a problem.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:53 am UTC

You get laid.

I insert a pen lid, missing its pen.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:13 am UTC

You get a stack of papers clipped together with your pen lid.

I insert a can of pizza.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:36 am UTC

You get a slice of Pepsi.

I insert autumn leaves.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:17 pm UTC

You get winter arrives.

I insert gluten.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:21 pm UTC

You get a glutton.

I insert a giant eraser.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:32 pm UTC

You get an erased giant.

I insert a four-hundred-horsepower jukebox on wheels.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:48 pm UTC

you get a fast song.

i insert a slow song.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:33 pm UTC

You get a 100-horsepower jukebox on 18 wheels

I insert a blue vinyl single.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:47 am UTC

You get it back, broken. Apparently the vending machine doesn't like outdated storage media.

I insert an electromagnetic pulse cannon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:22 am UTC

You get Quake 2 rail gun.

I insert a perpetual motion machine.
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