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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:33 pm UTC

you get the vending machine vending vending machines.

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Re: Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lavender Manna » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:27 am UTC

you get 5001 pounds of explosive cement in the shape of a walrus wearing a beret

i put in 100 pounds of polyhedral dice

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:02 pm UTC

You get half your die taken away like in Trump's demonstration of why socialism is bad. Afterwards, you get a 90% drop in the amount of dice manufacture byproducts in the United States atmosphere, which continue to poison the people of China.

I insert $500 and a deposit slip.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:20 am UTC

you get a bank account.

i insert fun, fun, silly, willy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:42 am UTC

You get Willy Wonka.

I insert Seamus Gorman.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:38 pm UTC

you get Simon Garfield.

i insert the color purple.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:17 am UTC

You get a Deep Purple song from the new album.

I insert David Lee Roth. (This sounded weird)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:49 pm UTC

you get David and Goliath.

i insert phoenix (the bird).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:52 pm UTC

You get Phoenix Wright.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:01 pm UTC

you get knowledge.

i insert xkcd.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:21 pm UTC

You get YMCA.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:31 pm UTC

You get a man and a woman who are both named Norm.

I insert Obelisk the Tormentor.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:24 am UTC

You get Slifer the Executive Producer.

I insert a lightbulb.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:12 pm UTC

You get a man named Kevin.

I insert a thirteen foot tall giant tropical bird named Kevin.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:54 pm UTC

You get an old explorer with a Zeppelin

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:22 pm UTC

you get a building with everyone whose signed up for xkcd inside.


i insert the last factorable number within the time limits of the universe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:28 pm UTC

Uh, you get a very very very large number, it will take you till the end of the universe to read it. Have fun!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:56 pm UTC

You get a breast of flicky.

I insert a whip.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:04 pm UTC

You get Indiana Jones.

I insert Han Solo.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:23 pm UTC

You get a Polo mint.

I insert a sandal.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:49 pm UTC

you get a flip flop.

i insert carbon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:29 pm UTC

You get nanotubes.

I insert nanobots.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:09 am UTC

You get Join Us.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:29 pm UTC

you get a lover of the same gender.

i insert heterosexuality.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:46 pm UTC

You get legal marriage.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:39 pm UTC

I get my freedom. You get Narsil's penis.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:35 pm UTC

You get introverts.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:48 pm UTC

you get Wilma's vagina.

i insert a man's best friend.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:08 pm UTC

You get a diamond.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:00 am UTC

You get yesterday.

I insert tomorrow.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:00 am UTC

You get a repaired calendar.

I insert the dreaded gazebo.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:34 pm UTC

you get the dreaded picnic bench.

i insert God.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:33 pm UTC

You get an anagram list for "nice doge".

I insert a coupon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:43 pm UTC

You get 50% of a bag of chips.

I insert a binder clip.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:53 pm UTC

You get a chest binder.

I insert a samurai.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:04 pm UTC

You get -2 points to your alignment record for cowardly using a vending machine to fight a samurai instead of your own sword.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:06 pm UTC

You get whatever you least wanted to get.

I insert the excess happiness that was left over from the previous transaction.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:14 pm UTC

You get crippling depression.

I insert a crumpled piece of paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:16 pm UTC

You get an origami crane.

I insert a Buddha statue.
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