Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue May 29, 2018 7:05 am UTC

Out comes a cassette tape with a high-pitched recording of the balloon song.

In goes almost but not quite nothing (a food crumb).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue May 29, 2018 6:14 pm UTC

Out comes a complete simulation of the universe extrapolated from a crumb.

I insert 20 dollars and my self-respect
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 29, 2018 6:19 pm UTC

You get a game.

I insert my nose.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed May 30, 2018 12:53 pm UTC

You get a bruise on your nose.

I insert a claw from a claw machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 30, 2018 10:24 pm UTC

You get Mr. Klaw.

I insert a superfluous punctuation mark.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:34 pm UTC

You get )

I insert a crystal ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:26 pm UTC

You get a tarot deck.

I insert a carrot deck.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:42 pm UTC

You get a snowman with no nose.

I insert the 7 deadly sins.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:43 pm UTC

You get a good time.

I insert Mr Spock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

You would get emotions, but they're out of stock.

I insert a dead mime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:05 pm UTC

You get a TMBG lyric.
John Linnell wrote:A mime is the hybrid offspring of a human and a clown
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:00 pm UTC

You get an onfall, opposite of offspring.

I insert Discworld.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:55 pm UTC

You get Discord.

I insert Idaho.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:02 pm UTC

You get... uh... I think Washington is on the other side of the odd border?

I insert my knowledge of US geography
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:22 pm UTC

you get a job as a cartographer


i insert healing hands
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:55 am UTC

You get happy feet.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

You get the location that the man goes to.

I insert a mobile phone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:47 pm UTC

you get a text message.

i insert an alligator
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:35 pm UTC

You get a Chevrolet movie theater.

I insert an old meme.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:53 pm UTC

You get a crazy frog.

I insert some rum and some raisins.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:15 am UTC

You get a pirate's dry wine.

In goes Dunkin' Donuts
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:53 am UTC

You get a drunk doughnut.

I insert a pharaoh.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:09 am UTC

You get your Mum.

I insert a never-ending roll of toilet paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:06 pm UTC

You get an infinite need to use the toilet.

I insert a Post-it Note.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:34 pm UTC

You get reminded of your appointment.

I insert GDPR.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:45 pm UTC

You get xkcd.

I insert a Dorito.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:36 am UTC

All the doors that have ever been inserted into the vending machine are eaten. You get wood crumbs.

I insert a ceiling.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:34 am UTC

You get rounded up to the next whole number.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:05 pm UTC

You are forced to leave the train line - just in time, too!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:22 pm UTC

You get a ring.

I insert the One Ring.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:59 am UTC

You get the Ring of the Nibelungs

I insert a mason jar full of cashews

Wait, this isn't the "look away from your screen" thread
Wait, it's not even full anymore, damn tasty cashews
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:04 pm UTC

You get an Asian car full of tissues.

I insert ice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:44 am UTC

You get something just as cold - your own heart.

I insert methane.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:14 am UTC

You get something just as smelly - your own fart.

I insert a Christmas pudding.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:48 pm UTC

You get something just as Christmassy - your Christmas present.

I insert a jarring jar of Jar Jars.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:25 pm UTC

You get Jim Jarmusch jamming with Janis Joplin

I insert a coin with a hole in it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:33 pm UTC

The vending machine jams.

I insert some grease to unjam it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:06 am UTC

You get a deep-fried coin with a hole in it.

I insert your hopes and dreams.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:43 am UTC

You get disappointed.

I insert my brain.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:21 pm UTC

You get your hopes and dreams back.

I insert a scoreboard.
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