Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:58 am UTC

You get a low FPS count.

I insert some bitcoins.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:53 pm UTC

you get a happy miner

i insert safari
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:39 pm UTC

You get Chrome.

I insert a shepherd's pie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:41 pm UTC

you get chicken noodle soup

i insert a creation
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:49 pm UTC

You get a destruction.

I insert armpit hairs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:06 pm UTC

you get leg hairs

i insert the prime dimension.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:43 pm UTC

You get Optimus Prime's dimensions.

I insert The Walking Dead.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:48 pm UTC

you get resurrection.

i insert a universal Turing machine
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:12 am UTC

You get your problem solved, but only after taking a long time traversing the memory buffer back and forth.

I insert another flicky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:19 am UTC

You get an infinite number of flickies.

I insert a bowl of cereal.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:44 pm UTC

You get milk down your t-shirt.

I insert an Oyster card.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:38 am UTC

You get a Barnacle card.

I insert SCP-914.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:49 pm UTC

you get a computer.

i insert animorphs
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:39 pm UTC

You get inserted. I insert philip1882.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:42 pm UTC

You get eaten. I insert the animorph that ate philip1882.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:50 pm UTC

You get hyperspace roadkill.

I insert a completed mail ballot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:25 pm UTC

you get elected mayor

i insert a fire hydrant
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:45 am UTC

You get splashed by high-pressure water.

I insert thunk.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:03 pm UTC

yet get to be his/her boy friend/girl friend

i insert gambling
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:49 pm UTC

You get addicted and you keep inserting gambling. Eventually, you run out of gambling but you have a lot of addicted.

I insert a tongue.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:23 pm UTC

you get a french kiss.

i insert astronomy
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:36 am UTC

You get the function of mankind evaluated on the set of celestial objects that comprise the observable universe.

I insert bottomsoil, the dirt that goes under the topsoil.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:38 am UTC

You get soil in your bottom.

I insert a lunchbox.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:49 pm UTC

you get a 5-9 job.


i insert weed.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:56 pm UTC

You get seaweed.

I insert catnip.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:10 pm UTC

You get nipped by a cat.

I insert a poll.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:11 pm UTC

you get a high cat.

i insert a square triangle
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:43 am UTC

You get a quadrilateral circle

I insert the Red Rover
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:36 pm UTC

you get a dog.

i insert past, present, and future
good luck have fun


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