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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby joeframbach » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:10 am UTC

MotorToad wrote:I can't remember the episode or whom exactly it was, but on Futurama there was that... prostitute (?) that was with Fry, I love the was she said his name. Something like "Oh you're so handsome [robot voice]Philip J. Fry[/robot] you make me hot!" I'm pretty sure talking to your partner like that'd get everything out of the mood.


Three hours of fascinated clicking later:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot

(the C-L in "clicking" looks like a "d". Coincidence?)

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MotorToad » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:36 am UTC

joeframbach wrote:
MotorToad wrote:I can't remember the episode or whom exactly it was, but on Futurama there was that... prostitute (?) that was with Fry, I love the was she said his name. Something like "Oh you're so handsome [robot voice]Philip J. Fry[/robot] you make me hot!" I'm pretty sure talking to your partner like that'd get everything out of the mood.


Three hours of fascinated clicking later:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot

(the C-L in "clicking" looks like a "d". Coincidence?)

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby joeframbach » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:48 am UTC

MotorToad wrote:I thought the chain of wiki articles on Pink Floyd wasted a lot of my time, now I have to go through all of Futurama!


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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zohar » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:16 am UTC

joeframbach wrote:I hope you've enjoyed your life. Say good-bye to your loved ones and stock up on non-perishables.


Now
that's
something to shout out during sex!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby pollywog » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:06 am UTC

Some things that are interesting to do:

1) Sing. I once got through Bohemian Rhapsody, with her doing all the backup parts, like the Galileo and Bismillah! bits.

2) Ask her to call you something just a little bit weird, like Master Chief or Marty McFly. Alternatively, call her by these names. (Switch if you're female and not a lesbian)

3) My personal favourite: Try to stick your penis in her belly button. The first time I did this, we were at a party and mucking around on a bed. I decided to do something funny, so got hard and tried to button-style her. When it failed to work, I got me a real scared look on my face, and tried again. Then I started to cry and apologise, and I was sniffing, and saying "It's not working, it's not working".

4) Bel-Air yourself. Before you come, pull out and start singing the theme song to Fresh Prince. (I haven't actually done this one, but it could be fun.)
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:20 am UTC

pollywog, you seem slightly COMPLETELY STIR CRAZY. That is meant to be taken in the nicest (and most ammused) way possible. Did you mean to?
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:10 pm UTC

I think you all are bat shit crazy (but in a good way)
You make me laugh, carry on
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:20 pm UTC

madjo wrote:I think you all are bat shit crazy (but in a good way)
You made me laugh, carry on


Yeah, shouting "You're bat shit crazy!" or "You made me laugh" might be pretty bad to shout during sex.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:09 pm UTC

Smile for the webcam :D
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:49 pm UTC

"You mean you're a real woman?!"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Of Negligible Mass » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

As Ross Noble once suggested...

"Show me... show me... SHOW ME WHERE YOUR DADDY LIVES!"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

Not during, but beforehand, when the man takes his pants off:

"Aww, it's so cute!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby joeframbach » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:19 pm UTC

You make him take his own pants off?

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:26 pm UTC

On occasion, there's something to be said for enjoying a show. :P

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:05 pm UTC

*lick* "You taste bad!"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby joeframbach » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:07 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:*lick* "You taste bad!"

That actually happened once. She had a gyno appt earlier in the day (and didn't tell me) and they "swabbed" or something. I have no idea what they put in there but it was awful.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby pollywog » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:45 am UTC

Moo wrote:pollywog, you seem slightly COMPLETELY STIR CRAZY. That is meant to be taken in the nicest (and most ammused) way possible. Did you mean to?


I meant to do all those things, except the one I didn't do (yet). The girl I was with for all of those that I mentioned has a very similar personality to me (COMPLETELY STIR CRAZY, batshit insane, etc) and enjoyed the acting and mucking around just as much as I did. We are very, how you say, exhibitionist?

For the first one, I just started singing and she joined in. (On reflection, I shouldn't chosen a song that peters out like Bohemian Rhapsody does) I think that one time we roleplayed as Master Chief and the sexy voice.

There's a lot to be said for copious quantities of red wine and a very pretty girl.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:28 am UTC

your mothers name
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MotorToad » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:06 pm UTC

Eww. Just fucking eewwww.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby simo » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:56 pm UTC

lol at pollywog

I used to lick my finger. Pin my girlfriend to the bed and then jab it in her bellybutton while shouting "BELLY RAPE!".

She'd usually scream at me due to her being superticklish. hahaha.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Alpha1.1 » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

@ Pollywog: Ell Oh Fucking Ell

My personal favorite, which I have done now a total of 3 times to my gf, is to wait till that point where she is just on the tantalising precipice of orgasm before saying (1st time) Her mothers name, (2nd time) Her sisters name, (3rd time) her little 13 year old brothers name.

She's too far gone to stop at that point so just as she is climaxing she is thinking of them. Needless to say i'm not too popular for a while afterward.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Rikushix » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:17 am UTC

pollywog wrote:4) Bel-Air yourself. Before you come, pull out and start singing the theme song to Fresh Prince. (I haven't actually done this one, but it could be fun.)


Best. Idea. EVER.

I haven't seen my girlfriend in a week, I'm going over to her place Saturday for some guitar hero and hockey, I should try this. I know the entire song off by heart. Any thoughts?

Edit: It would be most fun to hum this while eating her out. "Chillin' out, maxing, relaxin' all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school..."

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:38 am UTC

Metal growls/screams could be pretty offputting i imagine...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby mandalynn » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:05 am UTC

Z.A.K wrote:Metal growls/screams could be pretty offputting i imagine...

That depends on what kind of sex you're having...

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:11 am UTC

mandalynn wrote:
Z.A.K wrote:Metal growls/screams could be pretty offputting i imagine...

That depends on what kind of sex you're having...

You have no idea how much i want to have the kind of sex where this is appropriate right now, especially seeing as i am proficient in both the screams and the growling...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby pollywog » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:04 am UTC

I've come to the conclusion that it's not what you say, it's how you say it. (which is part of my greater theory "Sex with a partner is like training a dog")

1) Talk like Jar-Jar Binks.
2) Talk like Ned Flanders.
3) Do your best Satanic voice.
4) Talk like Peewee Herman.

etc...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:22 am UTC

^ Ned Flanders would be HI.LA.RI.OUS!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Maseiken » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:41 pm UTC

Rikushix wrote:
pollywog wrote:4) Bel-Air yourself. Before you come, pull out and start singing the theme song to Fresh Prince. (I haven't actually done this one, but it could be fun.)


Best. Idea. EVER.

I haven't seen my girlfriend in a week, I'm going over to her place Saturday for some guitar hero and hockey, I should try this. I know the entire song off by heart. Any thoughts?

Edit: It would be most fun to hum this while eating her out. "Chillin' out, maxing, relaxin' all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school..."

I think it would be best to just really belt out the beginning just as you get into it.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby SpitValve » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:05 pm UTC

simo wrote:Never thought to use my penis.. :/


ha! That'd be a good line.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:55 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MotorToad » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

Nexus_1101 wrote:"can i doodle on you?"

Uhm... that's actually quite a lot of fun... :D
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:15 am UTC

gross wrote:Do me like your mama does, all nice and quiet like...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Conspiricy » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:32 am UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:35 am UTC

masturbation > you
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MotorToad » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:55 am UTC

joeframbach wrote:
MotorToad wrote:I thought the chain of wiki articles on Pink Floyd wasted a lot of my time, now I have to go through all of Futurama!


I hope you've enjoyed your life. Say good-bye to your loved ones and stock up on non-perishables.

Entirely off topic here... Somehow going through Futurama on Wiki got me to X-Files. Christ, there is no END TO THIS! :D

On topic... quoting pretty much anything from X-Files would be sexually incongruous.

Off topic... TNT doesn't seem to be doing the Monday night X-Files marathon anymore, I need to find where they're getting replayed.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby sherbertfox » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:01 am UTC

YOU GONNA GET RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPED!!!!! Just as you're about to stick it in. Done it. Epic.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zak » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:03 am UTC

We gotta finish this up before my mom/daughter comes back.
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