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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Forthur » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:32 am UTC

"Hey! Which one of us is bleeding!?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:35 pm UTC

Forthur wrote:"Hey! Which one of us is bleeding!?"


my friend has actualy had to say that, and he is now called banana man (make your own jokes)
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:44 pm UTC

"It can be orgazmz time nw plz?"
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:46 pm UTC

"when am i suposed to start faking?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby sherbertfox » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:09 pm UTC

Did you ever raaaaaaaaaaype someone?
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:21 pm UTC

You look just like my old cellmate

Or:

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss!!!!!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:23 pm UTC

keozen wrote:Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss!!!!!


And then stage dive onto the bed :P
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

keozen wrote:Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss!!!!!

Possible favourite so far.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:59 pm UTC

*Takes out little black book, flips through pages looking like he's comparing his lovers face to photos in said book, gets to a specific page, a look of relief & enlightenment spreads over his face and he nods softly to himself putting the book down, he then stares into her eyes and starts shouting her name*
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:10 pm UTC

"get the hell off me futurama is on"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Tzekelkan » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:15 pm UTC

Wow, this is way better than porn!

Alternatively,

So that's how you use this!
I think, therefore I win.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:16 pm UTC

"ImgoingtohellImgoingtohellImgoingtohell"
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Hurduser » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:25 pm UTC

Tzekelkan wrote:Wow, this is way better than porn!

Alternatively,

So that's how you use this!

Actually... 'I think I prefer porn!' would be worse.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby dorkomatic » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:34 pm UTC

Oh me yarm, failed sanity check!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:40 pm UTC

"what the hell is that?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby SilentSigil » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:59 pm UTC

um. I think from a woman, a stream of laughter would be pretty terrible.

"oh, yeah, you like that?"-male
*snort* *giggle* *all out-laughter*-female
*wilt* *cry*- male
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Tzekelkan » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:09 pm UTC

Hurduser wrote:Actually... 'I think I prefer porn!' would be worse.

Or even:

"You know, er, this is kind of a bad time to, heh, notice this, but... I think I may be gay."
I think, therefore I win.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

This is totally not worth the 5 dollars I spent on you.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:49 am UTC

Moo wrote:"ImgoingtohellImgoingtohellImgoingtohell"


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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:22 am UTC

Pawn wrote:I'm surprised no one has posted this already:

"His proof only holds if there's a Hamiltonian cycle as well as a path!"

Win.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:37 am UTC

Pawn wrote:I'm surprised no one has posted this already:

"His proof only holds if there's a Hamiltonian cycle as well as a path!"


second...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby davef » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:59 pm UTC

[redneck accent]
I love you, Bobbie-Joe.
An' momma loves you.
An' I love you in that special way that we cain't never tell momma about...
[/redneck accent]

What? WHAT?
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Jakarias » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:03 pm UTC

Captain..... CAAA--------VEMAN!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby i like pi » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:28 pm UTC

"I can't beleive this is happening? Wait, what the hell is that thing??????????????????"
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Rodan » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:16 am UTC

"Crap! I'm missing Battlestar Galactica!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Maseiken » Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:38 am UTC

This is even better when you're Conscious!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby malec2b » Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:52 am UTC

"Hey, this is great and all, but you should totally check out my webcomic/blog/website"

"YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH, YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Illyria » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:27 am UTC

I borrow this from a friend who is a gay male, enjoying a little naughtiness with his new fling. (True Story!)

Fling: " This is better than an p**y I've ever had!"
Friend: "You're damn straight!"

It was the damn straight that slayed me. But what else can you say to that, besides.. you know. Getoffme!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby ting » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:52 am UTC

'Ooh baby, you so hot, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.'

You will not be able to finish your sex after saying that.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:03 am UTC

Jakarias wrote:Captain..... CAAA--------VEMAN!

Ahh, so very made of win.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby PS_Mouse » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:53 am UTC

Start humming Pop Goes the Weasel.

One my ex has used on me:
"What's 42 x 1328?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:59 am UTC

PS_Mouse wrote:"What's 42 x 1328?"

five..five...Seven....SEVen......SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby malec2b » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

"Snake...? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!!!!!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Vanguard » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

"Is this it?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby keozen » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:49 pm UTC

So when does the fun start?
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby That_one_guy » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:50 pm UTC

You got the touch, you got the powaa!
Edit; Nevermind, malec beat me 2 it.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:58 pm UTC

nah, my ex was better
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:16 pm UTC

What about screaming out your own name?
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"


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