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Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:16 am UTC
by Narsil
It's Super Effective!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:16 am UTC
by J Spade
The wrong name.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:26 am UTC
by Joe Phlanx
I'm giving you a raise!
[/GeorgeCostanza]

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:36 am UTC
by l33t_sas
Stop! Hammertime!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:37 am UTC
by simo
I am Batman!

not bad, but whos ever on top will fall off and hurt themselves from laughter.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:59 am UTC
by scowdich
Go web go!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:16 am UTC
by Narsil
Don't tell mom!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:18 am UTC
by simo
Narsil wrote:Don't tell mom!


or just...

mom!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:24 am UTC
by DrStalker
Critical Fumble!

(I actually know someone who yelled this during sex. Lucky for her the partner also thought it was hilarious)

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:34 am UTC
by Zohar
We've going at it for three minutes and fifty two seconds!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:41 am UTC
by podbaydoor
Crap, that's my roommate!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:43 am UTC
by Zohar
Or just "Crap!".

For some people, anyway.

Also, "Can I haz BJ now plz? kthx"

Now there's an image of sex with LOLcats in my head. :-( At least you have one too, since I mentioned it. :-P

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:41 pm UTC
by Maseiken
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

I think the size is justified.2 Wait, what's that Baron? No... NO! Put down that cleaver!2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...2


2: Pretty much all of these also work as bad things to say, in virtually any combination
Although I think the first one works particularly well.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:52 pm UTC
by hyperion
"LOL"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:52 pm UTC
by crazyjimbo
'I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect :('

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:09 pm UTC
by Moo
"That's what she said!"

"Did you switch off the oven?"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:11 pm UTC
by jskyhawk
"Thank you for your fluids"

from the Cambervillians; they say they get this a lot, I'm still waiting to hear this.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:25 pm UTC
by simo
My girlfriend always got angry with me for saying this during sex...

Hey baby you got a girlfriend in Vietnaam? Me so horny! Me love you long time baby! Fiteen dollah! You partay?

lol

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:51 pm UTC
by MotorToad
"Press 'X' to interact."

I was playing Half Life and that struck me it'd be funny. :)

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:02 pm UTC
by Moo
"Wow, your mom (/sister/brother/roommate whatever) never knew how to do THAT!"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:24 pm UTC
by HappySmileMan
simo wrote:My girlfriend always got angry for saying this during sex...


How many times dd you say it?

Also... "BANG! BANG! BANG!"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:26 pm UTC
by simo
HappySmileMan wrote:
simo wrote:My girlfriend always got angry for saying this during sex...


How many times dd you say it?

Also... "BANG! BANG! BANG!"



hahaha bloody constantly, mostly during forplay. wahah.


Edit: ...And I wonder why I'm alone now.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:28 pm UTC
by Moo
"BAM!"
Image

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:29 pm UTC
by bigglesworth
Moo!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:56 pm UTC
by Col. Mustard
Sweet! I finally got my epic mount!!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:59 pm UTC
by Moo
((rofl @ Col. Mustard))

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:50 pm UTC
by Izawwlgood
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

Or "Whoops, fauuux pas..."

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 pm UTC
by SpitValve
kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:16 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
"Giddy-up, ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop,
Giddy-up, ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop."

SpitValve wrote:kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:17 pm UTC
by Aleril
CANDLEJA-

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:33 pm UTC
by predisposed
"Wait till the guys on XKCD hear about this mess"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:15 pm UTC
by pr1mu5
MOUNT PROHIBITED!

(I always thought that was funny when playing Warhawk on the PS3, when you attempt to get into a jeep/tank/plane that is already full, that is the message you get).

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:41 pm UTC
by MuseSik
"Make us a baby"

The ex said that once as a joke, and while in retrospect is hilarious, scared me to death.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:27 pm UTC
by Rippy
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

Kind of ruins the mood, I'd imagine.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:32 pm UTC
by Mighty Jalapeno
IGNORE ME!!!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:42 pm UTC
by MuseSik
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:IGNORE ME!!!


Galactic Inquisitor or for that matter any Venture Bros reference should win.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:25 am UTC
by Maseiken
SpitValve wrote:kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

It's Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

Or you could go with Street Fighter;
HADOUKEN!
ANSOTSUKEN!
SONIC BOOM!

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:04 am UTC
by J Spade
crazyjimbo wrote:'I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect :('


Dammit.

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:26 am UTC
by Rippy
How about: "Where is your God now?"

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:37 am UTC
by x-Swamp
Whoops.