The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

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The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby parkaboy » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:04 pm UTC

I'm going to give credit where credit is due; i totally stole this game from the Something Awful forums, but it was funny there and I get the feeling it will be funny here. I put it in "Games" because i felt it was silly enough to stay out of the other sections.

How to: go to Google IMAGE search and ask it a question. if something comes up NSFW, MARK IT CLEARLY, spoiler the image, or just provide a clearly marked NSFW link.

OH WISE GIS, what will I be when i grow up?

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a baby, apparently.

Is one really the loneliest number?

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yes, in ANY language.
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Postby Rodan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:12 pm UTC

"Is mankind truly safe from raptors?"
(spoilered for largeness)
Spoiler:
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um.... 'kay.

The little text thingy it showed was ""They were safe," says colleague ..."

"What is the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?"
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Apparently it's "who wears the pants?". Whatever you say, Google.
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Postby Aluminus » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:24 pm UTC

What's for lunch?
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Is it safe to come out now?
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fyrenwater wrote:Oh dear God, I just imagined this horrible scenario of a psychotic non-people-person running around, trying to steal the people-person section of people-peoples' brains to implant into their own brain.

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Postby Rodan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:27 pm UTC

"What comes after death?"
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Postby apeman5291 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:32 pm UTC

When will the world end?
(kind of large)
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hmmm... ok...
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Postby Zohar » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:40 pm UTC

Can I have a cheeseburger now, please?
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Not what I was expecting...
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Postby parkaboy » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:01 am UTC

is god real?

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well... this earth is pretty funky.
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Postby idont_know12 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:37 am UTC

What is the tastiest food ever?
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Postby Aluminus » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:42 am UTC

Is it true?
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Stuff you learned on Google for $100, Alex.
fyrenwater wrote:Oh dear God, I just imagined this horrible scenario of a psychotic non-people-person running around, trying to steal the people-person section of people-peoples' brains to implant into their own brain.

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Postby Maseiken » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:21 am UTC

Who is the true lord of the ring? Spoiler'd for large.
Spoiler:
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!


Will Novinha ever open up to Ender?
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Um... is that a yes?
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Postby ++$_ » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:29 am UTC

Q: In a certain town there is a barber who shaves everyone who doesn't shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?
A:
Spoiler:
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Q: How may Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Q: If an irresistible force meets an immovable wall, what happens?
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Spoiler:
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Postby Aluminus » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:42 am UTC

Q: Can God make an internet so big even HE can't surf it?
A:
Spoiler:
ImageThis guy sure can't surf it.
fyrenwater wrote:Oh dear God, I just imagined this horrible scenario of a psychotic non-people-person running around, trying to steal the people-person section of people-peoples' brains to implant into their own brain.

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Postby ASmileWithoutACat » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:02 am UTC

All-knowing Google, why is there suffering?
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Hmm- so apparently this guy and his music are the cause of all suffering. I'm sure we can fix that... just as soon as I figure out who he is.

Now that we know why there's suffering, how do we fix it?

How can universal peace be achieved?
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Apparently by practicing martial arts on handrails. Who knew?

And finally, the question I really came to ask:

What's going to be on the test Monday?
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:shock:
Apparently, this is a new approach to computer organization. I think I will skip this test... I have a morbid fear of people shooting at me...
You know it's all beginning
To feel like pretending...

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Postby Zohar » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:19 am UTC

Does Google really do no evil?
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Postby grythyttan » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:11 am UTC

How will I die?
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But how is the press release connected to the dagger?
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oh, I see. That makes perfect sense.

what is the greatest game of all time?
Spoiler:
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Joy of Cooking was far less of an achievement than Thyme Cube discovery, for I have Cubed the Spice, with 4 simultaneous flavor types in 1 plant of Earth.
Spoiler:
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Postby masher » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:16 am UTC

Why do people get married?

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Postby clockworkmonk » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:04 pm UTC

How would I go about building a computer?
Spoiler:
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where did I put my candy?
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thats not my candy.
418 I'm a teapot

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Postby Dingbats » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:35 pm UTC

When will I lose my virginity?

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That kind of scares me.

What is the greatest problem on earth?

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Oh.

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Postby Kizyr » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:40 pm UTC

Who is the man who would do anything for his brother man?
Spoiler:
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Aw hell no... Maybe I asked that question wrong...

Who's the man that would risk his neck for a brother man?
Spoiler:
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Much better. KF
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Postby ASmileWithoutACat » Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

Mathematics!

Just a simple one.

x=0, y=lim(c->0)1/|c|. What is y/x?
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What does the set of all c-values for which the orbit of zero under recursive application of the function f(x)=x^2+c is bounded look like?
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Ummmm... no. I have lost faith in the oracle now...

One more question, I suppose...
I am bored. How should I amuse myself?
Spoiler'd for huge
Spoiler:
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Somehow, I don't think knitting will do it...

Google's oracular server must be down today.
You know it's all beginning
To feel like pretending...

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Postby Robin S » Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:52 pm UTC

What place in the world is most secure from raptors?

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That image had to be planted. I can see it now... just when everyone thinks they're safe... I mean, just look at all that glass.
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

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Postby une see » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

Say what now?
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T.S. Eliot in "The Waste Land" wrote:APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.

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Postby icemanxp » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:40 am UTC

Will google eventually take over the earth?

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Will this question have a meaningful answer?

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hmm interesting

Does super smash bros brawl indicate the second coming of Jesus?

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... Yup
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby espire » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:47 am UTC

Who am I?
Spoiler:
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DANGER! RAPTORS! IT'S SAFE HERE

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Postby Col. Mustard » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:28 am UTC

What is the point?
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What does xkcd stand for?
Spoiler:
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What is one plus four?
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1+4=quilt?

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Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

Who is the greatest singer of all time?
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... fair enough.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How, exactly, are hot dogs and justice made?
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Will we ever see Black Hat Girl again? (spolier'd for size.)
Spoiler:
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Postby Dingbats » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

What's the best operating system?

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What's the worst operating system?

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...

EDIT:

What's the best thing with Windows Vista?

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Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:50 pm UTC

Will I accomplish my goal?

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Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:23 pm UTC

"Am I strong enough?"
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Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

Will the good guys lose?

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Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:42 pm UTC

huh, I get a 404 not found on that last one.
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Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

What is six by nine?

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Adorable, yet confusing.
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Postby Rodan » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:37 pm UTC

Q: When will the world end?
A: (big)
Spoiler:
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Q: Will Firefly ever come back for another series?
A: (big again)
Spoiler:
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The "complete series" is scaring me.


Q:What channel is showing the oscars tonight? I want to watch it.
A:
Spoiler:
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Q:uh... yeah. I know it's tonight, but what channel?
A:
Spoiler:
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Q: ... What does that mean?
A:
Spoiler:
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Q: So you're a comedian now?
A: (big)
Spoiler:
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man... the second image was the Rorschach screenshot from the Watchmen movie. I wish I could have used that. speaking of which...


Q: I already know the answer, but will the new Watchmen movie suck?
A:
Spoiler:
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... Don't look at me like that.

EDIT: for spoilers.

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Postby masher » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:07 am UTC

Robin S wrote:Image


That flag is hanging up backwards...

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Postby Zak » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:49 am UTC

Am i cool?
Spoiler:
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... Wait, what?
Spoiler:
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You are a lolcat, yet you do not make me lol, explain.
Spoiler:
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AUUGGGHH!! SCRAY CAT IS SCRAY!!!
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Postby ++$_ » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:05 am UTC

Q: Should I believe in God?
A:
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OK, I'll take that as a "No"....

Q: Do I need to get out more?
A:
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Your answers lack some clarity, O great oracle.

Q: Which is better: pie or cake?
A:
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Maybe not, but the cherries are.

Q: Is it right to cheat on my wife?
A (spoiler'd for freaky):
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I guess if she looked like that, I wouldn't be asking this question.

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Postby Rodan » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:17 am UTC

Q: What movie will win best picture, do you suppose, oh great oracle?
A: (contains animal attempting the old in-and-out. Be warned.)
Spoiler:
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um... wow. ... ... ...


Q:Wow. Uh... Are you into that sort of thing, oracle?
A:
Spoiler:
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Postby Moo » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:40 pm UTC

Q: Why are we here?
A: (that is not what I asked, silly)
Spoiler:
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Q: What is it all about?
A: (it's all about recursive philosophy, obviously)
Spoiler:
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Q: What happens when we die?
A: (uhm... ???? )
Spoiler:
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Postby Neuman » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:03 pm UTC

Q: What is my name?
A:
Spoiler:
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What? No it isn't...


Q: What is your name?
A:
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That's what I just asked.


Q: Why do I exist?
A:
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I... see... I suppose I should... buy that game then?
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Postby PhantomReality » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

Where in the world is osama bin laden?



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DROP ACID NOT BOMBS.


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