The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Dingbats » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:37 pm UTC

What does heaven look like?

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What does hell look like?

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ++$_ » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:02 am UTC

I didn't know hell was so friggin' awesome.

Q: Who will win the 2008 election:
A (this was the FIRST hit, by the way):
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Umm... I meant the 2008 election, not the 1937 Hindenburg disaster.

Q: Will I ever be rich?
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Shit....

Q: Is the Riemann hypothesis true?
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So... annoy the mathematicians, and vote "No" on proposition R?

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ASmileWithoutACat » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:25 am UTC

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Spoiler'd for Definite NSFW (And I appear to be the first nsfw...)
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So... they WANT to see that? Geez, weird birds...

Why do I always think that as "why do birds fall down from the sky"?
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You don't know either, but the answer begins with a T? All right then...
You know it's all beginning
To feel like pretending...

Happy yesterday to all!

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Knucklecallus093 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:05 am UTC

is solipsism the only true certainty?
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hmm... not sure what to think about that one.

Why can't I prove that my parents aren't raptors in disguise?
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Well, I guess that it might be time to accept the fact that raptor overlords are smart enough to even brainwash Tyrannosaurs into tricking us into being their friends.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby kellsbells » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:05 am UTC

Where am I?
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Apparently Google doesn't know.

What am I doing here?
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Uh...no, actually not.
A good pun is its own reword.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Jahoclave » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:27 am UTC

Robots vs Zombies: who wins?

spoilered for size.
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Apparently they haven't run the competition yet.

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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:48 am UTC

What will my next job be?
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Woohoo!
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How much will it pay?
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:50 am UTC

Will my post count ever exceed one billion?

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Sorry... I don't know what that means. You see, I'm really not that into Pokemon.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:54 am UTC

Is that Bob the Angry Flower?

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I guess it is!
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:57 am UTC

Which is better, Xkcd or Order of the Stick?
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... Can anyone see what site he's browsing? coding? Is it by any chance xkcd or OotS?
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Aluminus » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:47 am UTC

He's not browsing, he's coding.

Will my Alliance succeed?
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No, no what about MY Alliance?
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What's with all of these proteins all of a sudden?
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Uh-oh I think I made it angry.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby bakemono » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:10 am UTC

On an infinite grid of ideal, one ohm resistors, what is the equivalent resistance between two nodes that are a knight's move apart?
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I see . . . The answer to this question is all that stands in the way of flying cars!?

But how does that make any sense?
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Sudoku? Ah, you claim that this is purely through logical deduction then.

So how does an infinite grid of resistors lead us to the jet car?
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okay, I give up.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Jahoclave » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:08 am UTC

How is she Iraq?
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Is she iraqi too?
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Is google retarded?
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I assume that's a yes?
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Close enough.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ++$_ » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:55 am UTC

So is string theory true, or not?
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Okey dokey... I guess you aren't quite sure what string theory is.
What about global warming?
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I guess that means we should all freak out. Yes, I know, I spelled "warming" wrong. I'm too lazy to change it.
So, where should I move to be prepared for the climate changes?
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I guess I should move to Lake Berryessa. Or maybe this a subtle hint that I'll just be going down the toilet.
Isn't that spillway a bit dangerous?
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Well, badly labeled graphs are pretty dangerous, I must admit.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby mroctogon » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:16 am UTC

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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What should I have for dinner?
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Apparently baby. My favorite.


You're sick! Why should I eat a baby?
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"or else"

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:13 pm UTC

What will I look like when I'm really old?
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Do you mean I'll be a racist?
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I'll uh... take that as a "yes".

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Kineticka » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:13 pm UTC

Where's Waldo?
TOTALLY NSFW. O_O
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:36 am UTC

Wow. What zany shenanigans has Waldo been up to?
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Interesting. What about Oddlaw?Whatever happened to him?
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Isn't that a poor career choice for a hardened criminal?
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You're right, it could be worse. Wait, has Oddlw committed any actual crimes, or is he just sort of Waldo's (Wally's) rival?

No answer, eh?
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:58 am UTC

Someone may have done this already, but:

Why?
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Google doesn't know either.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby grythyttan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

hm... ok let me try this instead.

When?
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ok...

where?
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Oh, well that makes sense. I think you want me to party, right?
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...I don't like you anymore.
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It wasn't a question, I didn't mean it! please forgive me, I'm sorry! Please don't cry.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Aluminus » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

Is that from post-secret?
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I guess so
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:20 pm UTC

Why doesn't anything update on Saturday? (EDIT: except apparently Order of the Stick! Huzzah!)
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Not this again...

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby thecommabandit » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

Q: Why does my neck hurt?
A:
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Oh right, that's why.


Q: Ok, so what about the headache?
A:
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Why yes, I do have a lot of things on my mind. I guess that explains the headache.


Q: How long is a piece of string?
A:
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Uhh... I dunno.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:55 am UTC

Q: Who is the most awesome person in the world?
A:
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makes me wish I knew that cat...

EDIT: oh oracle, I have some more questions to ask...

Will Marvel ever wise up and renew GIT corp's license?
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That doesn't seem promising... In that case, where can I find a bootleg version of the Daredevil and Thor collections?
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Among a bunch of people with hats?
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... 'kay. Will GIT corp get a license with DC then?
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I find your claim to be "all-knowing" to be in question.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ParanoidDrone » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:25 am UTC

What are the odds of me getting all A's this semester?

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I hope those image tags work...
Insert witty phrase here.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby kellsbells » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:25 am UTC

^ That's absolutely perfect.
A good pun is its own reword.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Zak » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:29 am UTC

Did the image tags work?
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...Why was that so boring?
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Mmhuh, so you're saying that you hate me?
*waggles eyebrows*

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby xabram » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:01 pm UTC

Why am I so drunk?

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Ah. I get it now.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Aluminus » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:41 pm UTC

^ Would you people STILL make out with yourselves?
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HAHA I don't get it.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:17 pm UTC

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
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... I see.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:23 pm UTC

Q: What's the cure for Cancer?
A:
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Q: ... Yes. The "Cancer Answer". What is it?
A:
Spoiler:
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Well that's good to know.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Gofyr » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:10 am UTC

Q: Are you really as omniscient as I am told, oh oracle?

A:
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Q:... they're coming?


A:
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Gay Stormtroopers...

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby keozen » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:29 pm UTC

Why oh why oh why?

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Ooooookay


Are you proud of that mustache?

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Looks pretty damn proud to me


Who is the dumbest man alive?

Spoiler:
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Sports journalists eh? Can't say I'm THAT surprised


Can Monkeys Fly?

Spoiler:
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You heard it here first, "Monkeys Fly out of Google's Arse"


Can i have my companion cube now please?

Spoiler:
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/tear


And Finally:

If a train leaves moscow at 6 traveling 60mph and a ferret leaves the toilet at twelve on a unicycle, will you go out with me?

Google gave no answer, THEY'RE KEEPING THINGS FROM US!!!
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:59 pm UTC

Q: But no, really, will you go out with me?

A:
Spoiler:
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Q: Damn it, why the hell do you keep using that image?

A:
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Q: Because of Leif Bloomquist?

A: Caution. Mega-huge.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby masher » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:33 pm UTC

wtf!?! That bloody image again!


why do you keep finding big images?
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:38 pm UTC

Why do you keep giving that anti-racist image as an answer?!

(one big picture here)
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That doesn't strike me as an all-knowing face...

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:15 am UTC

Who is god?
Spoiler:
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EDIT: Alternate, probably better answer:
Spoiler:
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The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
Spoiler:
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby malec2b » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:29 am UTC

What should I search for?
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Who is K Cool Guy?
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uh...

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ++$_ » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:54 am UTC

Q: Do you do square roots, oracle?
A:
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I think I made it angry.

Q: Ok, seriously. Where should I look for love?
A:
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OK, suddenly I'm hoping that you're not omniscient.

Q: Will you apologize to me for that last answer?
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I guess you'd rather poke my eyes out.

Q: Are you a Monty Python fan, Google?
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XKCD too, huh?

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby keozen » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:59 am UTC

Someone had to ask it:

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?
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I love you Google!
(Didn't take you 7.5 million years either)
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