The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Actaeus » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:18 am UTC

EDIT: Whee, king of the page! :mrgreen:
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So, Google, Do you like dogs?
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(The first two wanted me to download them. Scroo that.)
Okaaay.....Do you like cats?
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What??? Never mind.
Read any good books lately?
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You read a book about the beach?
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Are you trying to lose weight, Google?
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So you can climb a mountain?
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Well, that's quite an accomplishment. This conversation, I mean. I think I'll quit while I'm ahead!
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ++$_ » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:29 am UTC

Q: What score did I get on the final exam I just took?
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Q: Do you even know what class it was in?
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Q: Are you trolling me on purpose?
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Q: Oh, an ultralisk. Do you happen to know where I put my Starcraft disk?
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Q: Baby? You make no sense at all
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Q: Should I just stop fighting you?
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Boy, those if those people keep track of who is hotlinking that image, we are going to mess with their heads.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby willwithskills » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:15 am UTC

Who is the greatest person ever?

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A painting of someone... Maybe?

Who is the funniest person ever?

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No, FUNNY, not sassy.

Who is the smartest person ever?

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Google! You should know it isn't smart to drink!
So it goes.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:22 pm UTC

Where do babies come from?

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I was thinking of either meditating or napping, but the way I do it, there's not much difference except in the explanation to the rest of my family.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby ZerothRoot » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:21 am UTC

How many children will I have?
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Why can't you tell me yourself?
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Well now it all makes sense.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Actaeus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:00 pm UTC

Google, have you been doing drugs?
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Yeah, like hell you've just been fishing.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby That_one_guy » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

What the Hell Are you doing in my house? [Spoiler'd for GINORMOUS]
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Стюарт's My name, Перевод вещей, используя Google's my game.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby timpzed » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:52 am UTC

Why is Halo so fun?

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ROYAL RAINBOW !

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby akarsvp222 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:09 pm UTC

Well ok, how else do I waste my time?
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Kebrel » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:50 am UTC

why do I have nightmares of orange soda?
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never liked that movie




is it because of a monster tormenting me?
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I think you must have ment a poltergeist.



did you mean a poltergeist?
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Okay Sleestaks, now we're getting some where Google

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby JET73L » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:04 am UTC

Can raptors open locks?
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(ad for the Raptor II lock system)


Were the beatles bigger than cheeses?
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No, but they seem to have been bigger than jesus. and possibly santa clause.


Who is JET73L?
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Zotar's from my usual forum.
This next image is the first Who Is JET73L not from ffnet
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And, I am apparently a link cable.


Who has run my name through a search engine?
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tdavid has?

edit: this image could not be found by the forum.

I understand why the uniform volume, but why a spherical chicken?
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No, I said I understood that. What about the chicken?
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o-kay...

Is Discworld for the win?
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I don;t understand, but apparently Google like Thief of Time, so at least it has good taste in books.


How does the katamari theme translate to visual?
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Edit: cool, but I meant the katamari theme song.
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Kaatamari theme translates to guitar hero controllers.

Edit: Is there going to be a guitar hero with songs from video games, then?
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Will elaine roberts meet black hat guy?
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The CIA has elaine?
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if that's a no, do they capture black hat guy?
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He must be under surveillance!


Why is Randall Munroe so fixated on people making out with themselves?
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???


Who loves orange soda? (and, @Kebrel, I planned the questions before reading your post)
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Okay, I'm not even going to bother telling it I asked first.


How do I raptor-proof a house?
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Eagles are proof against velociraptors, or eagles are raptor-type birds?
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I couldn;t get to a larger image, the site was restricted due to spambot activity.


How do I zombie-proof a house, while keeping it safe from raptors?
did not match any documents. Curse you, google, for ignoring the increasingly plausible zombie-raptor threat!

Does the anti-racist network action have anything to do with raptors?
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No, but it has to do with isreali people. Or an israeli SUV, but I'm assuming it's the people in the image. Although, the SUV is white...


Does the anti-racist network action have anything to do with the daleks?
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I don;t get it.


What about velociraptors? Do raptors have anything to do with the daleks?
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Is that a no?


Do raptors and daleks appear in the next Doctor Who Christmas special?
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I don;t know, but google images is linking me to xenon's images for everything to do with raptors and daleks.


I seem to have run out of questions, so I am finished for now.
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby asmcint » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

wtf is the anti racist action network?
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so they shoot racists from the air usimg colt 25s?
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Sweet. how do they do that?
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meanie
DIE RAP DIE! *shoots the person who thought of rap sometime in the past* YES! that crap is gone! LONG LIVE TRUE MUSIC!(NOTE: rap is NOT music! rap only has a beat and rythm. TRUE music has a beat, rythm, tune, and sense in the frikin' lyrics!

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby McCaber » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:27 am UTC

How do raptors taste?
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So... like raptor. Interesting.


What will my friends do for my birthday?
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That's kick-ass, right there.


How will they accomplish this?
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By invading France? Sounds good to me.
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hyperion wrote:
Hawknc wrote:Crap, that image is going to get a lot of use around here.

That's what SHE said!

She blinded me with Science!

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Whitney » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:30 am UTC

Q: What is wrong with humanity?

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Yeah, those things look amazing but taste like cardboard. =( I can see why it would be the problem.

One more question...

Q: What is waiting for me in heaven?

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... Holy damn.

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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby JET73L » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:33 am UTC

Cthulu Loves you!
(surprisingly, safe for work)
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Re: The All-Knowing Google Image Search (may be NSFW)

Postby Rodan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

Whitney wrote:Q: What is wrong with humanity?

[oreo pizza thingy]

Yeah, those things look amazing but taste like cardboard. =( I can see why it would be the problem.

I felt betrayed. There was no way I wasn't buying an Oreo pizza and it was pretty nasty.

How do I make this post relevant to the game?
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I see...


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