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Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby schmiggen » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:57 pm UTC

This is the "I am..." game my friends and I used to play in middle school. I found an old notebook with pages upon pages of it, and it looked like it'd be fun to play again. The idea was that one of us would write some random thing that seemed to be amusing, and the next person would write something either equally random, or structured as a response to what the previous person just wrote. It's not a very structured game, but I think it could be really fun anyway. Some lines will be really clever or funny, some will be just odd, some maybe even irritating, but don't worry about that -- it's important to say whatever comes to your mind with minimal (if you have to) editing. Here's a partial transcript of one of the pages in my notebook, to get the idea:

"-I am the pie catapult of ages, that mercilessly barrages clowns with tasty goodness.
-I am the wind, blowing gas onto hopeless strugglers
-I am the infinitely small drop of soda left in the can
-I am, therefore I think I am
-I am celery, hear me roar
-I am the wild tax machine
-I am the corner of an elliptical room
-I am the fifth hole of despair
-I am.
-I am not.
-Sam, I am.
-I am the sound of a snail discovering Sodium Chloride
-I am Jack's diseased Colon
-I ma gniklat/gnitirw sdrawkcab
-I am a legion of splattered cow soldiers"

I'll start with this:

I am the punishment of the thousand-decibal bleat
Kabann wrote:Aw hell, as far as I'm concerned the world started in late 1967. Everything else is just semantics and busy-work.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:02 pm UTC

I am the stink of a thousand feet!
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Girdot » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:05 pm UTC

I am a god among the little ones.

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Postby english_petal » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:40 am UTC

I am the wilted rose petal, clinging onto it's last touch of the flower.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Rodan » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:42 am UTC

I am a time-wasting forum game.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby crazyjimbo » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:45 am UTC

I am Spartacus.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Rodan » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:46 am UTC

I AM SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:58 am UTC

I am the naked leading the blind.
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Zohar » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:02 am UTC

I am the barefoot, slaughtering the mute.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Rysto » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:25 am UTC

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Kabann » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:29 am UTC

I am the Beta and the Psi.
My goal in life is to have money, power, fame, wisdom, and love.
So far, I've got a sense of humor.
It's a good start.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Zohar » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:37 am UTC

I am the Killgore and also bored.
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SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby mroctogon » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:45 am UTC

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Zohar » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:49 am UTC

I am a ghost in a shell, computing at light speed.
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SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tryptanymph » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:29 am UTC

I am the eternal essay, always to be completed.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.*
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Kabann » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:00 am UTC

I am the nameless thing that reaches out of your nightmare to touch you on the back.
My goal in life is to have money, power, fame, wisdom, and love.
So far, I've got a sense of humor.
It's a good start.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Felstaff » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:29 am UTC

I am the Alf and the zOMeGa

I is the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Dobblesworth » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:48 am UTC

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<Level70EliteTaurenChieftain> I Am Murloc; I Am Death! </Level70EliteTaurenChieftain>

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:17 pm UTC

I am sober.

EDIT: No, raelllly.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby madjo » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

I am the measure of idiocy.


D'oh! That was stupid posting that here...
:)
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
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Postby crazyjimbo » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

I am two peas in a pod

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Postby english_petal » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:48 pm UTC

I am a coconut, standing in a row - on my own.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

I am one with myself.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby schmiggen » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

I am innumerable!
Kabann wrote:Aw hell, as far as I'm concerned the world started in late 1967. Everything else is just semantics and busy-work.

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Postby tiny » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

I am Sinistar.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Kabann » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:10 am UTC

I am the smoking gun found at the scene of the murder of society's conscience.
My goal in life is to have money, power, fame, wisdom, and love.
So far, I've got a sense of humor.
It's a good start.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby madjo » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:21 am UTC

I R baboon!
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:31 pm UTC

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby clockworkmonk » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:40 pm UTC

I am a fist-full of quarters, seeking to rescue Daphne.
418 I'm a teapot

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:41 am UTC

I am over 9.000 and speak meme fluently.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:46 am UTC

I am a royal ratchet of ravenous rodents roasted rightly raw from robot to rat.
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:14 pm UTC

I am but a bum bith blue bruises.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Postby tryptanymph » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:37 pm UTC

I am ham.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.*
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Postby akarsvp222 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

I am the guy of your dreams
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

I am the slime oozin out from your tv set.

~ Frank Zappa
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:19 pm UTC

I am a funny flippant frog with forty furry fiends fighting my foes.
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Postby saxything43 » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:44 pm UTC

I am Spartacus' brother.
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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby tiny » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:59 pm UTC

I am Sparta.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

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Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

Postby Izawwlgood » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:00 pm UTC

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