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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby timonan » Sun May 11, 2008 10:53 pm UTC

The author of "The Greatest Story Ever Written" paused from his writing, took his prescribed medication that he had neglected to take for the past couple days, and returned to his writing, feeling much more coherent.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Mon May 12, 2008 1:41 am UTC

The animator then suffered a deadly heart attack, and the cartoon terror was no moare.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue May 13, 2008 12:22 pm UTC

Thankfully.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed May 14, 2008 2:14 pm UTC

Yes. Arthur and his knights then continued on their quest.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby falcon434 » Wed May 14, 2008 2:15 pm UTC

at least, until another writer was hired, and proceeded to draw an 8 headed hydra in front of arthur and his band of knights.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed May 14, 2008 2:27 pm UTC

However, the hydra turned into a hydralisk and marines&medics came and killed it.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby falcon434 » Wed May 14, 2008 2:55 pm UTC

until the writer dropped anvils on the marines, killing them. HEH HEH HEH.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Wyvernlink » Wed May 14, 2008 3:13 pm UTC

Ellie then woke from one of the strangest dreams she had ever had only to find her self falling out of an airplane wearing a strange backpack and holding an intriguing pamphlet titled "Your new 'parachute'."

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed May 14, 2008 3:15 pm UTC

Nope, it was just the Coldplay CD.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby falcon434 » Wed May 14, 2008 3:24 pm UTC

while ellie was falling, a strange man, wearing a handlebar mustache, a top hat and monocle, and a trench coat and unbrella, came halling down next to ellie and said: "oooh a fishie a fishie a fishie wooo!" before being rammed by the wing of an f18.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed May 14, 2008 10:33 pm UTC

Actually, none of those things happened because it wasn't a parachute...it was the Coldplay CD Parachutes.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Kebrel » Sun May 18, 2008 7:57 am UTC

Which caused her to sneeze.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Sun May 18, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

And therefore the world a sploaded.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Sun May 18, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

Luckily as said before she is fire proof,as she dirfted into space,slowly diying due to lack of oxygen, a beam of light appears in front of her.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Mat » Sun May 18, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

Although she continued to do the whole dying very slowly thing, at least now anyone who also happened to be drifting through this particular region of space could watch.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby emomanisme » Sun May 18, 2008 10:01 pm UTC

She suddenly realized that you can't die slowly from lack of oxygen and died.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Felstaff » Sun May 18, 2008 10:55 pm UTC

...on stage, in front of a large audience. Never again should she attempt stand-up comedy.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Sun May 18, 2008 11:36 pm UTC

She then semi-awoke from her near-death flashback of the time she did stand-up comedy...and died.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Sun May 18, 2008 11:46 pm UTC

After doing her morning routine,she went to the post office to mail a package only to be confronted by her two worst enemies.......................................Rick Ashley and Trogdor

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Sun May 18, 2008 11:49 pm UTC

YAY12 wrote:After doing her morning routine,she went to the post office to mail a package only to be confronted by her two worst enemies.......................................Rick Ashley and Trogdor


First of all...that's pretty bad grammar and spelling (Rick ASTLEY.)

And...that also doesn't make any sense. She's dead.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Mon May 19, 2008 1:28 am UTC

as said before THAT WAS A DREAM. :evil:

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby falcon434 » Mon May 19, 2008 1:49 am UTC

suddenly, she gets splashed with a cup of ice cold water, waking her up.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Mon May 19, 2008 1:56 am UTC

(No, she was definitely dead. If you'd bother to read...)

But just for the sake of sanity, I'll continue anyway.

The cold water melted her face, and she screamed in her death throes.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Tue May 20, 2008 6:27 pm UTC

Sorry fin. I relised my mistake :cry: .







Her entire body melted as a black arch mage charged through her house,looking for somthing useful to fuse with to take on the army of ninjas charging at him.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Kebrel » Tue May 20, 2008 7:31 pm UTC

Realizing his petty dark arts where meaningless the black arch mage announced: "I, Herbert West, will no longer rely on magic from now on SCIENCE!”

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby TEHFEZ » Tue May 20, 2008 7:43 pm UTC

And so using his new found powers of science he fused his hapless victim together with a convinently placed wolf , a usb plasma globe and an his pocket size stephen hawking , seting the resulting rabid conglomaration on his trailing ninja atackers,

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Tue May 20, 2008 10:37 pm UTC

While the war of Arch Scientist and Science Creation vs. Ninjas was going on, Rick Astley and Trogdor came up from the Ruins of an old comment I made a while back and drove to the location of the Science vs. Ninjustu war (Ocala,FL).

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed May 21, 2008 2:25 am UTC

Then they all became irrelevant, because of lack of grammar, capitallization, etc, and Borat came in and left.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Beaniedude » Thu May 22, 2008 10:42 am UTC

The writer paused, thunk, and realised his text would be heavily benefited if he moved away from popular internet meme's and actually come up with some original ideas, unforutantly hoardes of zombie ninja pirates road in on a LANDMASTER and Fal-cone PAWNCHED the writer in the stomach leaving him with a dreaded sense that maybe he should continue the memes.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu May 22, 2008 11:39 pm UTC

Then, the writer realized that the fact he was having these issues was because of lack of grammar and spelling.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Beaniedude » Sat May 24, 2008 11:31 am UTC

Then, suddenly the writer committed suicide due to his/her depression originating from the internal conflict that resided within him/herself.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby ireitsch » Mon May 26, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

Luckily, this happens often in this kind of story, there was another writer right behind him, waiting in line, if you will. He sat down, cracked his knuckles, and got to work...

(I KNOW! It's more than one sentence... I can't help it.)

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby YAY12 » Mon May 26, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

As I Yay12 sit down to wright, the next writer Fin Archangel,who corrected my grammer a few comments ago,beats the crap out of me phiscally and mentally due to my pun?uation,gammer/speling,CAPLIZATION etc.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Nebuduck » Mon May 26, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

At this point, the entire fictional universe imploded due to the sheer plausibility vacuum in the story so far - and, as so often happens in these cases, a new fictional universe appeared in its place, perfect for a fresh start and a new story to begin.

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Tue May 27, 2008 2:21 pm UTC

...and since I did not pwn YAY12 since I was not right after him, a new character named 0553, who was a frightfully entertaining creature and full of numerical goodness.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Beaniedude » Thu May 29, 2008 12:36 pm UTC

0553 started out his day like any other day, counting how manys rays of light he had in his little glass jar.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby zachary » Thu May 29, 2008 4:44 pm UTC

Normally he counted five rays, but to his horror, today he counted only four.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby pseudoidiot » Thu May 29, 2008 4:58 pm UTC

That's when the missing ray stabbed into his eye, causing him to go blind.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu May 29, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

However, he was only blind in one eye, and covered the next one quickly.
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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Written (one sentence at a time)

Postby Beaniedude » Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 am UTC

The rouge ray zoomed around 0553's head looking for an opening to strike down his merciless master.
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