Attack and Defend

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Duban
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Duban » Sat May 28, 2011 12:11 am UTC

I cast a spell to increase the grenade's lethality 100 fold and be attracted to the next poster like a super-magnet.

Before it explodes I kick it at the next poster's face and run like mad
It is not the gods I fear. No, It is those who claim to speak for them that concern me.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat May 28, 2011 1:24 am UTC

Assuming this is a normal frag, i grab the grenade and hold it closed, look for the pin, replace the pin, then i begin dismantling the grenade carefully, until it is by definition no longer a grenade and the spell breaks.


I attack with highly concentrated gamma radiation at the tip of the EM scale, and get rid off all lead and concrete in the world... besides any lead that may be in the circuitry in the gamma radiator.
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Ralith The Third
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat May 28, 2011 2:55 am UTC

I sprint behind you right before you fire.

I grab the radiator and point it at NP
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby dziadek1990 » Sat May 28, 2011 10:05 am UTC

I shoot portals on the wall behind me and the wall behind you, and then duck the moment you pull the trigger.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat May 28, 2011 10:46 am UTC

It reflects back at you, because my back was directly against a wall of lead, and you ran behind me, and fired at the wall of lead

i take my gamma radiator back, surgically attach it to my arm, launch the remaining lead and concrete in the world into space, and build a second one with a camera on it, hooked up to a HUD i am whereing, and mount the second on on my shoulder facing behind me so no one can ever hide behind me
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat May 28, 2011 2:12 pm UTC

But you said absolutely nothing about firing it, so I don't have anything to defend against. Cool!

I fire a KKV moving at .8c at you.
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Duban
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Duban » Sat May 28, 2011 9:13 pm UTC

Whew. Good thing he fired the projectile at the previous poster instead of me.

I make the next poster immortal so that he has to spend the rest of eternity alive. Including the infinite amount of time after all his friends die, the sun goes supernova, and after the universe's heat death. Enough to drive any man, mortal or not, insane.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun May 29, 2011 1:40 am UTC

Good think im incredibly antisocial and wouldnt really mind it that much, although once the universe is gone, i cannot exist anymore, creating a paradox in your attack, dismantling your whole attack. While it lasts, i am unaffected by Ralith's attacl, thanks for that


I attack the np with any weapon i can find, being immortal theres nothing you can use to harm me now
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kyros » Tue May 31, 2011 5:57 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:Good think im incredibly antisocial and wouldnt really mind it that much, although once the universe is gone, i cannot exist anymore, creating a paradox in your attack, dismantling your whole attack. While it lasts, i am unaffected by Ralith's attacl, thanks for that


I attack the np with any weapon i can find, being immortal theres nothing you can use to harm me now


You find a knife. You lunge. I side step and you fall on your face. How embarrassing.

I infect the next poster with a deadly incurable disease.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Duban » Tue May 31, 2011 2:18 pm UTC

I get infected in such a way that I become a passive carrier of the disease. It makes me immune to the lethal version of the infection too. I pass the disease to the next poster in such a way that he gets the symptomatic, 100% lethal, version of the disease.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Tue May 31, 2011 7:49 pm UTC

i block with a sad panda, it dies, and it's sad.


i attack NP with badion's mom's moose knuckle
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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue May 31, 2011 9:44 pm UTC

i cant defend against that. I lay near-death on the ground.

I attack NP with a rancid fart.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:16 pm UTC

I have no sense of smell.

The fart drifts by me to NP.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby TheStrongest » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:31 pm UTC

I whip out a conveniently placed gas mask from my backpack and strap it on my face, lessening the effects of the fumes.

I purchase a soda bottle, shake it up, and commence a fizzy rocket attack on the NP.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:02 am UTC

My defend and attack was the same motion


I strip because I am covered in soda.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby jbwraith » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:49 pm UTC

I shield my eyes.

I throw NP into a cage fight with Duke Nukem

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:55 pm UTC

I remain stripped because of the soda, duke nukem begns puking

i attack NP by remaining stripped
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Falkorr » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:32 pm UTC

I create a censor bar and save everyone's innocence.

I throw a rabid dog at the next poster.

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more_people
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby more_people » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:41 am UTC

I defend with a rabies shot.

I attack the NP by reading their minds.

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Lorenz
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Lorenz » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:23 pm UTC

I defend by using professor Xavier's helmet.

I attack by spray painting next poster.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Duban » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:28 pm UTC

Earlier in the day I switched the can to flesh colored spray paint so nobody even notices.

I overclock the next poster's computer so badly that it explodes in his face.
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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:30 pm UTC

I defend by using my brother's computer, which just melts instead, like it always does 0.o Im actually a little worried that hes has been inhaling poisonous fumes... oh well


I attack the NP with a molten Acer laptop
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more_people
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby more_people » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:01 am UTC

I defend by rejecting the Acer laptop as I don't like that brand and use a Lenovo laptop.

I attack the NP by firing a laser beam from a satelite at them.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:38 am UTC

I dont defend, considering you didnt specify what type of laser i shall assume its just a visible light laser, and i just walk inside if it gets annoying. Also since you didnt mention what type of orbit the satellite was in, ill assume its in geosynchronous orbit with china, so it cant affect me anyway.

I attack NP with a tazer watch.

(on a side note, you still have molten plastic on u more_people, it was a molten acer. And i find the mouse pad arrangement on my government issued thinkpad lenovo annoying. when ever i try to click, my finger flys off the key down into the desk because of there the key is placed.)
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bobjoesmith » Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:29 am UTC

I defend by wearing full knights armor.

I attack the np by charging on a horse with a lance

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:13 am UTC

I defend with a circle of spears mounted in the ground, the horse will not charge into that no matter what, and you are probably thrown off by the sudden rearing back while holding a lance and shield.


I attack with Charlie Sheen
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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:34 am UTC

I defend with WINNING!

(or Tigerblood)

I attack with a hamburger.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:35 am UTC

I defend with a buffalo burger

I attack NP with a bison burger (yes i know, i just wanted to use both words :D)
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more_people
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby more_people » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:45 am UTC

I defend with a vegan meal.

I attack with mashpotatolanche.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:52 am UTC

I defend with Kermit the frog.

I attack with a suicide bomber version of Kermit the frog.
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more_people
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby more_people » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:17 am UTC

I defend with Miss Piggy.

I attack with swine flu.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby blademan9999 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:28 am UTC

Swineflu is not very lethal, I do not have to do anything.
I fire a bigbangkamedoken at the NP.
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more_people
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby more_people » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:37 am UTC

I defend with a bigfreezekamedoken.

I attack with
demotivational-posters-planking4.jpg

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby casualevils » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:57 pm UTC

It's a shame that there's a brick wall right in front of that swingset.

I hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the NP in the face.

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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:19 am UTC

I defend with a karate chop.

I attack with love.

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SmoothBlade
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:03 pm UTC

I defend with a bathtub full of ice, some chloroform, and an exact-o knife.


I attack with a police baton to the back of the knee
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:23 am UTC

I defend with a police dog strapped to the back of my knee.

I attack with an arrest warrant for animal cruelty.

blademan9999
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby blademan9999 » Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:12 pm UTC

I defend with lawyers
I attack with SUPER laywers
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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:30 am UTC

I resurrect the ghost of Johnnie Cochran.

I attack while wearing a leather glove.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:22 am UTC

I wear a iron glove.
I attack with more lawyers.
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