Attack and Defend

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Tomlidich the second
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:19 pm UTC

i defend by pouring mountain dew all over your chips.

i attack with soda shaq
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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:11 am UTC

I defend with Aaron Carter at the back.

I attack by replacing the NP's weapon with a null pointer reference.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:31 pm UTC

i defend with a well placed syntax error.

i attack by breathing SO MUCH FIRE

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:46 pm UTC

I defend with thermal dissipation nanomaterials and firefighter clothing.

I attack by upgrading the np's kernel to an incompatible version.
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Tomlidich the second
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:42 pm UTC

I defend with endless "are you sure?" prompts.

I attack with a critical d20 roll.
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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:14 pm UTC

I defend by declaring that dice that hit the floor don't count.

I burn the next poster with liquid nitrogen.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby KingTip » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:07 am UTC

I convince to not use liquid nitrogen by using my uber mind knowledge by telling him that burning and freezing(which is what liquid nitrogen does) are 2 completely different things.

I strangle the next poster
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

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Look inside you
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:24 am UTC

I defend by being a vampire and requiring no oxygen.

I attack by hypnotizing the next poster and draining his blood.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:15 pm UTC

I defend by fake-fainting.

I attack by squinting my eyes open to see if I'm receiving the attention I desire.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:15 pm UTC

I defend by blowing really hard into your eyes, making you blink.

I attack with snu-snu.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:32 pm UTC

I defend by flirting with the femputer so she lets me go.

I attack with force.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:57 pm UTC

I defend with mass X acceleration.

I attack with BALLS OF STEEL.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:49 pm UTC

I defend with long, big wall.

I attack with most powerful sword.
I QUIT

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:00 pm UTC

I defend with an unbreakable shield and a heavy steel boot.

I attack by summoning a tornado towards the NP.
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-Dungeon Crawl.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:56 pm UTC

I defend with anti-tornado armor.

I attack with Nixels and me.
I QUIT

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:26 pm UTC

I defend by disassbling the mixels and using the parts to make a Lego battlebot. I order it to attack you.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:27 pm UTC

I defend by returning the LEGO.

I attack with all 27 Mixels.
I QUIT

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby faubiguy » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:06 pm UTC

I defend by breaking the fourth wall.

I attack by distorting spacetime.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:16 pm UTC

I defend by undistorting spacetime.

I attack by time traveling back to weapons don't exist.
I QUIT

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:00 am UTC

I don't defend. Due to the fact that there has always been either stars or some other weaponizable ball of plasma, the only way to find a time at which weapons don't exist is by visiting an alternate reality. Changes there don't affect me.

I attack with a neutron star.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:59 am UTC

I defend with an antigrav beam that I fire at the neutron star while it is still close to Bug Sniper.

I attack by removing the next poster's electrons. I gate all of them to another dimension. I leave the rest of him in tact.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:10 am UTC

I defend by allowing my electrons to fall into their atomic nuclei so that they combine into neutrons, held together by the strong nuclear force, by creating a field of altered physical constants and by adopting a quantum-compressed particle metabolism to allow this to happen.

I attack by purchasing monkeys that throw darts at the next poster.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:14 pm UTC

I defend by sitting inside a tank.

I attack by talking about antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in order to trigger a fit of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in the next poster.

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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:28 am UTC

I defend with the (often humorous) act or habit of describing or regarding something as unimportant, of having no value or being worthless. I think. I honestly have no clue if I won or lost, counting the letters isn't convenient atm. :P


I attack with a Froyo.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby emlightened » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:51 pm UTC

I defend by waiting for it to melt, then eating it.

I attack by throwing a box of Celebrations at them.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."


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