Attack and Defend

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Tomlidich the second
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:19 pm UTC

i defend by pouring mountain dew all over your chips.

i attack with soda shaq
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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:11 am UTC

I defend with Aaron Carter at the back.

I attack by replacing the NP's weapon with a null pointer reference.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:31 pm UTC

i defend with a well placed syntax error.

i attack by breathing SO MUCH FIRE

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:46 pm UTC

I defend with thermal dissipation nanomaterials and firefighter clothing.

I attack by upgrading the np's kernel to an incompatible version.
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Tomlidich the second
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:42 pm UTC

I defend with endless "are you sure?" prompts.

I attack with a critical d20 roll.
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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:14 pm UTC

I defend by declaring that dice that hit the floor don't count.

I burn the next poster with liquid nitrogen.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby KingTip » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:07 am UTC

I convince to not use liquid nitrogen by using my uber mind knowledge by telling him that burning and freezing(which is what liquid nitrogen does) are 2 completely different things.

I strangle the next poster
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:24 am UTC

I defend by being a vampire and requiring no oxygen.

I attack by hypnotizing the next poster and draining his blood.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:15 pm UTC

I defend by fake-fainting.

I attack by squinting my eyes open to see if I'm receiving the attention I desire.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:15 pm UTC

I defend by blowing really hard into your eyes, making you blink.

I attack with snu-snu.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:32 pm UTC

I defend by flirting with the femputer so she lets me go.

I attack with force.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:57 pm UTC

I defend with mass X acceleration.

I attack with BALLS OF STEEL.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:49 pm UTC

I defend with long, big wall.

I attack with most powerful sword.
I QUIT

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:00 pm UTC

I defend with an unbreakable shield and a heavy steel boot.

I attack by summoning a tornado towards the NP.
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:56 pm UTC

I defend with anti-tornado armor.

I attack with Nixels and me.
I QUIT

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:26 pm UTC

I defend by disassbling the mixels and using the parts to make a Lego battlebot. I order it to attack you.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:27 pm UTC

I defend by returning the LEGO.

I attack with all 27 Mixels.
I QUIT

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby faubiguy » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:06 pm UTC

I defend by breaking the fourth wall.

I attack by distorting spacetime.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:16 pm UTC

I defend by undistorting spacetime.

I attack by time traveling back to weapons don't exist.
I QUIT

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:00 am UTC

I don't defend. Due to the fact that there has always been either stars or some other weaponizable ball of plasma, the only way to find a time at which weapons don't exist is by visiting an alternate reality. Changes there don't affect me.

I attack with a neutron star.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:59 am UTC

I defend with an antigrav beam that I fire at the neutron star while it is still close to Bug Sniper.

I attack by removing the next poster's electrons. I gate all of them to another dimension. I leave the rest of him in tact.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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bug sniper
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby bug sniper » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:10 am UTC

I defend by allowing my electrons to fall into their atomic nuclei so that they combine into neutrons, held together by the strong nuclear force, by creating a field of altered physical constants and by adopting a quantum-compressed particle metabolism to allow this to happen.

I attack by purchasing monkeys that throw darts at the next poster.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:14 pm UTC

I defend by sitting inside a tank.

I attack by talking about antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in order to trigger a fit of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in the next poster.

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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:28 am UTC

I defend with the (often humorous) act or habit of describing or regarding something as unimportant, of having no value or being worthless. I think. I honestly have no clue if I won or lost, counting the letters isn't convenient atm. :P


I attack with a Froyo.

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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby emlightened » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:51 pm UTC

I defend by waiting for it to melt, then eating it.

I attack by throwing a box of Celebrations at them.
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