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Kickin' ass and takin' names

Postby backslash » Fri May 02, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

Here's how this one works:

You pick the winner of the two parties fighting in the previous post. Ex:

I post:

Riders of Rohan vs. Hells Angels

You post:

Riders of Rohan.

Bing Crosby vs. Frank Sinatra

...and the next person picks who they think will win. Get it?

Match #1:

LOLcats vs. Stick men
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Postby kellsbells » Fri May 02, 2008 11:23 pm UTC

Stick men (though I love lolcats).

Backstreet Boys or N'Sync?
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Postby trvsdrlng » Sat May 03, 2008 2:56 am UTC

Nobody would win in that fight...

OK, N'Sync, because the Backstreet Boys are bad enough to be parodied by Weird Al.

Randall Munroe or raptors?
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Postby AlphaSquirrel » Sat May 03, 2008 4:49 am UTC

Raptors, that's what xkcd sports more of.

Hulk or The Thing?
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Postby Babam » Sat May 03, 2008 5:43 am UTC

The hulk, because you wont like him when he`s angry

Longcat vs Tacgnol

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Postby Maseiken » Sat May 03, 2008 6:57 am UTC

Longcat, good will prevail.

Megatron and Thor (I consider this to be the battle of the Millenium, whoever wins, we get to see something awesome...)
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Postby Jack.H » Sat May 03, 2008 9:23 am UTC

Thor - have you seen Mjolnir? Boomeranging hammer, anyone?

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Postby Robin S » Sat May 03, 2008 10:07 am UTC

AIDS ruins more people's lives - just about.

Religion or Science?
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Postby Zohar » Sat May 03, 2008 10:49 am UTC

Science! Because it works. Well, no, I think people's ideologies will always be a more powerful driving force, whether you call it "religion" or something else.

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Postby Chrismclegless » Sat May 03, 2008 3:06 pm UTC

Cats. Because though they're the greatest animals on the planet, they can be mean sons-of-bitches.

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Postby falcon434 » Sat May 03, 2008 3:06 pm UTC

cats. they can climb trees and throw crap at the dogs.

ceiling cat or basement cat

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Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Sat May 03, 2008 4:32 pm UTC

Batman, ceiling cat.


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Postby Robin S » Sat May 03, 2008 4:38 pm UTC

That's a no-brainer. Cthulu; Satan's just an angel.

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Postby The Hyphenator » Sat May 03, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

Biscuits, because the cake is a... :)

And because biscuits taste better.

Ninjas or pirates?
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Postby idont_know12 » Sat May 03, 2008 6:43 pm UTC

Ninjas.

Venom-Jesus vs. Wolverine.

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Postby Chrismclegless » Sat May 03, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

Wolverine. He's just too badass.

Kirk or Picard?
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Postby Maseiken » Sun May 04, 2008 9:15 am UTC

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAirk!
That's the answer, AND the reason...

Regular Nick Fury vs. Ultimate Nick Fury
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Postby Zohar » Sun May 04, 2008 11:06 am UTC

Ultimate. Because he's Samuel L. Jackson (regardless of recent movies).

Hammers or drills?
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Postby 3tard » Sun May 04, 2008 5:18 pm UTC

Hammers. While your busy plugging in your drill, I'll have already smashed your face in.

Aperture science handheld portal device, or Black Mesa's zero point energy field manipulator?

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Postby Chrismclegless » Sun May 04, 2008 5:44 pm UTC

Portal device, any day.

Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness monster?
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Postby kellsbells » Sun May 04, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

Loch Ness Monster, for sure. It's like a freaking plesiosaur or something!

TV v Movies.
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Postby Babam » Sun May 04, 2008 5:56 pm UTC

Movies, Iron man is much better on a huge screen.

Spy vs Spy?
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Postby felltir » Sun May 04, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

Spy. Totally better than Spy?

Bruce Schneier vs Indiana Jones?
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Postby Babam » Sun May 04, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Indiana Jones, he has a effing whip.

Playstation Fanboys v.s. 12 year olds on XBL
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Postby drconcon » Mon May 05, 2008 12:10 am UTC

Fanboys. I hate those damn 12 year olds. :x

Radiohead vs. Cold Play (This should be a no brainer.)
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Postby Badion » Mon May 05, 2008 1:08 pm UTC

Radiohead, was anyone going to pick coldplay?

Mac vs PC (not the computers, the guys on TV.)
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Postby Chrismclegless » Mon May 05, 2008 2:39 pm UTC

PC. He's probably got more pent up anger.

Einstein or Newton?
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Postby backslash » Mon May 05, 2008 5:22 pm UTC

Newton. Although you are clearly an Einstein fan--you are posting from the past!

from the Man Thread: beef vs. bacon!
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Postby pseudoidiot » Mon May 05, 2008 5:32 pm UTC

Bacon. It makes everything better, including beef, and especially bacon.

Bowser vs. Luigi.
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Postby felltir » Mon May 05, 2008 6:10 pm UTC

Bowser! Dude is his own boss.

Father Time or Lady Luck?
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Postby backslash » Mon May 05, 2008 6:52 pm UTC

Ooo---good one! Can't beat Lady Luck--she is contrary sometimes, but unbeatable. Father Time, though, is inevitable. I'll go with Father Time, since Luck can be bad sometimes.

Mountains vs. Beaches
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Postby Chrismclegless » Mon May 05, 2008 10:17 pm UTC

Mountains. We know they can move, people always say that the mountain should go to Mohammed. Beaches on the other hand are inanimate, and therefore vulnerable.

Hiro Nakamura vs Claire Bennet?
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Postby Zohar » Tue May 06, 2008 9:00 am UTC

Hiro! Much more useful power, plus he can just teleport her into space or something. Or do the same thing he did for Adam.

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Postby Dobblesworth » Tue May 06, 2008 9:32 am UTC

Penguins. They can survive in Manhattan and other urban metropolis regions, and most likely rural agricultural ones [citation: Madagasgar (film)], but chickens can't survive in the Antarctic.

Coke Zero versus Pepsi Max?

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Postby grythyttan » Tue May 06, 2008 12:47 pm UTC

Pepsi max. Because it has MAX in the name!

H.G. Wells time machine vs. De Lorean time machine?

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Postby Badion » Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm UTC

Delorean, I can drive away from the shitty time I ended up in, or at least claim to invent the combustion engine and retire early, Really early! Of course....with out gas, my combustion engine is useless and I could be called a witch...so the H.G. Wells time machine looks more appealing.....Damn, I am going with the latter.

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Postby Wanderingcowboy » Tue May 06, 2008 3:28 pm UTC

I pity the Foon! ...so Spork.

Six of one vs. Half-dozen of the other.
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Postby McCaber » Tue May 06, 2008 5:09 pm UTC

I'll take the other.

30.06 rifle or 12-gauge shotgun?
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Postby felltir » Tue May 06, 2008 5:35 pm UTC

Rifle, every time. SO much more subtle.

Decimal or Hexidecimal?
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Postby Wanderingcowboy » Tue May 06, 2008 5:42 pm UTC

Hexi for the win. Things divide more evenly, it's more compact, and therefore more efficient, and it works better with computer programming.

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