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Re: Google Game!

Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 07, 2009 8:24 pm UTC

I don't thing either of those count as words
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Re: Google Game!

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 07, 2009 9:57 pm UTC

I used "gastrointestinal underwear" for 9 hits.
I'm not sure of the rarity of "gastrointestinal" but I hear it enough for it to be common for me
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Re: Google Game!

Postby darkspork » Sun May 10, 2009 1:37 am UTC

English is an interesting language. You can add many suffixes and prefixes to words to make up new obscure words, the definition of which will be known to anyone who knows the root word. I thought I'd share all of my searches, because some of the results scare me.

chair anus - 771,000 results that scare me
typewriter alarm - 314,000 results including one patent
dubious wallpaper - 58,500 results
morbidly parachutist - 9,400 results
backup octogenarian - 8,640 results
teleconference conditioner - 6,150 results
longbow unboxing - 510 results
condescending supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 410 results

< 100 results for:

antisocially underfitted - 38 results (as of this post)
dysutopian pharmesuticals - 10 results (as of this post)
underzealous topography - 9 results (as of this post)
topical crennelations - 6 results (as of this post)
antidisestablishment sinusoidal - 2 results (as of this post)
orthoganally snowglobe - 2 results (both in Chinese/Japanese/Korean. I can't tell the difference.)

I have two results with only two results. How's that?
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Re: Google Game!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 11, 2009 5:34 am UTC

Google wrote:No results found for "antidisestablishmentarianism depression".

An interesting note for programmers from the last post is that with longbow unboxing, you can get 0 hits with longbow autounboxing--a term used to describe what java, possibly other languages too, does when converting between primitives and Objects for defining those primitives.
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Re: Google Game!

Postby iop223 » Wed May 13, 2009 2:22 pm UTC

pronumeral reeducation
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for pronumeral reeducation. (0.26 seconds)

WIN

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Re: Google Game!

Postby darkspork » Wed May 13, 2009 5:05 pm UTC

iop223 wrote:pronumeral reeducation
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for pronumeral reeducation. (0.26 seconds)

WIN

What does "pronumeral" mean?
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Re: Google Game!

Postby iop223 » Thu May 14, 2009 8:26 am UTC

a pronumeral is a substitution for a number eg: x or y

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Re: Google Game!

Postby J Spade » Fri May 15, 2009 11:02 pm UTC

Dromiceiomimus autocracy gives 5 results as of now, before the inevitable results that this thread gives it.

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Re: Google Game!

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat May 16, 2009 1:59 am UTC

salubrious therianthrope gives 44

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Re: Google Game!

Postby 87jjqa » Mon May 25, 2009 10:01 pm UTC

This game is too easy for me.

Before this post, polylingual battlespace gives one result, velociraptor semitheological gives two.

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Re: Google Game!

Postby fisticuffs » Tue May 26, 2009 4:36 am UTC

jepardized sandwich got 46!
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Re: Google Game!

Postby darkspork » Tue May 26, 2009 7:44 am UTC

fisticuffs wrote:jepardized sandwich got 46!

it's spelled jeopardized - 15,600 results. Good try though.
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Re: Google Game!

Postby Subliminity » Tue May 26, 2009 9:07 am UTC

353 results for "invisible airborne fatal explosive diarrhea causing velociraptor virus".

I know that's not how you play, but...eep.

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Re: Google Game!

Postby asiekierka » Wed May 27, 2009 5:32 pm UTC

First tries:
x = 1,010,000 (unsuspected)
y = 696 (googlewhackers)
z = 4 (unsuspected googlewhackers)
1010000*696/4 = 175,740,000

unnoobified googles
x = 248
y = 34600000
z = 7
Score: 1225828571,42... roughly equals 1,225,828,571

doubleplusungood fuhrerbunker

x = 15600
y = 80000
z = 3
Score: 416,000,000 (Not the best, but the combo is weird)

Also, using "unnazilike" anywhere should give 0 results... until I posted it and Google finds it, of course, then it gives 1.
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