Simple Question = Silly Answer

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Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aleril » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:56 pm UTC

Easy enough game, answer the question above you with a silly answer then ask a question of your own.

Ex:

Q. What is the meaning of life?
A. I don't know about you, but the meaning of my life is to kill you! *shoots*

Something like that. I shall begin:

Why does the earth revolve around the sun?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:19 am UTC

We all know that the moon is made of cheese and it revolves around the earth which is not made of cheese. Therefore things which are made of cheese revolve around things which are not and vis versa. By this logic the Earth revolves revolves around the sun because the sun is made of cheese (mostly pepperjack).

Why do cats and dogs fight?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mady » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:02 am UTC

Obviously cats and dogs fight because dogs are jealous of the cats' nine lives, and their ability to land on all feet, and cats are jealous of the dogs' stereotype as man's best friend.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby btilly » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:26 am UTC

mady wrote:Why is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because God ran out of brown paint after painting all of the dirt brown.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:42 am UTC

Neither. the turnip came first.

Why is water wet?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Cornelius » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:41 am UTC

Water is wet because if water were not wet, milk would not be wet, as an integral part of milk is water. And that would make me very, very angry.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby kellsbells » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:46 am UTC

*Resists urge to say "Now" or "Hammertime!"*

It's the time after a moment ago and just before the future.

Why do dogs have wet noses?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Cornelius » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:58 am UTC

It's like when women get wet. Dogs are always horny.

Why does that seem so much more creepy out of my head?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:40 am UTC

There is a complex mathematical formula that relates how creepy something sounds, to the length of time it has been thought about for and the amount of time since it was said (or posted). It's a very complex differential equation and I will not show it here, but I assure you there is a sound mathmatical reason behind the creepyness of your statement.

Why are we so accustomed to using base 10?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby keozen » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:57 am UTC

Simply put we were going to use base 8 to begin with (thumbs being not "proper" fingers and all) but one of the Golgefrinchian marketing executives had already placed the order for all the worlds calculators on a whim when he thought that 10 was the new 8 and "Buzz of the week". Since the telephone sanitisers don't have a backbone they just went with it.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:14 am UTC

Because I am allergic to kittens, thus they are allergic to me.

what does 1+1 equal?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby thecommabandit » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:58 am UTC

Fifteen. This is because the Maths Pixies are tired of everyone stereotyping them so much. Ever thought that 1+1 might not equal 2, you bigot?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby falcon434 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:12 am UTC

because it has such awesomeness to do that kind of stuff.

how big is space?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:25 am UTC

*stretches arms out* at least THIS BIG...

How old are you?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby michaelandjimi » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:52 am UTC

Your age minus the difference between our ages.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:59 pm UTC

Because you are actually dead

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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Lila21 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

Because we can't all be Archimedes and run through the streets with shampoo in our hair - that privilege is saved for the smart.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Rogue5_jm » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

The exact amount proportionate to the woman he wishes not to be.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:16 am UTC

in my jello *laughs*

why do we ask rather than just know?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:18 am UTC

Well you should know...

How can "How i met your mother" be so awesome?
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby falcon434 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:48 pm UTC

because "how i met your grandma" didn't work out so well....


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Lila21 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:03 pm UTC

because the weak must be eliminated and cancer is a foolproof way to determine strength.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby malec2b » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:15 am UTC

zzzzzzzzzzz....

what day is it?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby keozen » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:06 am UTC

It is Onesday, do not question friend computer again.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Grooving Tony » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:25 pm UTC

because mean people get stuff done unlike good people who are really only useful for getting rid of the mean people


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:42 pm UTC

because all the cool greek letters were allready taken.

where have all the cookies gone?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Rogue5_jm » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

they migrated to the moon. Oddly enough, apparently cookies like cheese.

Why mushrooms, mario?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby malec2b » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:53 pm UTC

The Mario games are all just a mushroom induced halucination had by a regular plumber. He keeps eating the mushrooms to keep his halucinations going and because they make him feel powerfull.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Wondrej » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:16 pm UTC

your mom didn't teach me better.

why there is no gravity in space, but there can be gravidity in space?
there was a light, then earth, then human, then simpsons, then futurama and then... sudenly xkcd apear!

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Cass » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:28 am UTC

becuase gravity works much like a tazer, the wires fall short of long distance but it works amazingly well up close.

If there is so much space between molecules why can we not pass our hands through each other?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:01 am UTC

long ago there were all kinds of people who could do crazy stuff like move their hands through each other and jump miles into the air. Evolation ran its course.

Why do we seek knowledge?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby cavalier » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:43 am UTC

we don't know why.

how do onions make you cry?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby michaelandjimi » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:24 pm UTC

Verbal abuse.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Wondrej » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:56 pm UTC

becouse!

Why we cant see air?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby malec2b » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:06 pm UTC

Because you don't believe in air and are not pure of heart

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby AKAnotu » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:06 pm UTC

Michael Jackson

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ansain » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:00 am UTC

12 years ago mutant mashmellow's landed on the earth and brainwashed the population.

how many roads must a man walk down?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby malec2b » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:12 am UTC

42

Why did they call it the "Wii"?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Sungura » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:31 am UTC

Some little kid had to go to the bathroom while testing it out and said, 'momma, I gotta go wiiwii".

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby malec2b » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:35 am UTC

well because <CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM FAILURE>

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