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DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:18 pm UTC

YES, YOU.

YOU DID NOT WEAR THE MAKEUP. I AM DISAPPOINTED.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

EXPLAIN YOURSELF
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

JACQUE DID NOT WEAR THE MAKEUP?

WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jessica » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:28 pm UTC

What's this all about?

/is confused.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Hyphenator » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

Well of course Jacque didn't wear makeup. It's a village, not a person.

/is confused too.

EDIT: Apparently it's something in the post your face thread. :|
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:11 pm UTC

AND TO THINK I USED TO LIKE YOU!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby the_bandersnatch » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Sparv » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

Jacque, you aren't nice nor cool.

(BTW: is Jacque French? that's a typical (maybe a little out fashined) french first name)
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

Jacque is as American as apple pie and antiquated gun laws.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

JACQUE. YOU ARE A BAD MAN, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Sparv » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:39 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Jacque is as American as apple pie and antiquated gun laws.


(in some area of France, apple pie (called "tarte aux pommes" or "tarte tatin") is extremely popular an is a traditional dish. End of the cultural lecture.)
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:39 pm UTC

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:47 pm UTC

I SUPPORT JACQUE'S DECISION 110%

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:I SUPPORT JACQUE'S DECISION 110%


YOU ARE ALSO LAME
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

I SUPPORT JOCKS


LAWLSKOOL, I MADE AN UNDERGARMENT JOKE.




EDIT: Is this not what Fai(l)D is for?

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

Sparv wrote:(in some area of France, apple pie (called "tarte aux pommes" or "tarte tatin") is extremely popular an is a traditional dish. End of the cultural lecture.)


Real pie has a crust on top. Tarts (en français "tartes") have no crust on top.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby william » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:34 am UTC

This...is the Jacque Repor.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Alpha Omicron » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:19 am UTC

This thread—it's... uh... not actually that good.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:26 am UTC

Jacque, we have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you...which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on—[silly, high-pitched voice] Hellooooo—[normal] That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Xeio » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:00 am UTC

I WANT TO FIT IN TOO!

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Alomax » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:30 am UTC

[LARGE TEXT CONTAINING APPROPRIATELY WITTY COMMENT CONCERNING TOPIC I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT]
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Yawgmoth » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 am UTC

ABBA ZABBA, YOU MY ONLY FRIEND.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Numzane » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 am UTC

This thread summarized: "Posting inna sticky lol"
Also, Jacque, you should have just worn the makeup.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby |Erasmus| » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:00 am UTC

It's ok Jacque... you do at least have my respect for standing up for men's rights.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Meowgan » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:31 pm UTC

Dear Jaqcue, you're sleeping on the couch tonight. D:<

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:36 pm UTC

Holy fuck, Batmen and Batwomen. It's *really* not that hard to figure out.

But, on the other hand, I appreciate you clearly delineating just how desperate you are to have *something* to say. :D

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:40 pm UTC

I don't what's funnier, the people who are going along with the Dear Jacque thing to be one of the cool kids, or the fact that there is a thread dedicated to chiding Shro's boyfriend for not wearing makeup.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:42 pm UTC

One is funny. Really funny. The other ... is kinda lame?


EDIT: Much like Shro and Jacque? 8)

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:52 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:EDIT: Much like Shro and Jacque? 8)


LIES

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Ramses IV » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:05 pm UTC

Why is this stickied? I don't think it deserves to be stickied.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:22 pm UTC

You don't deserve to be stickied.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:29 pm UTC

oooh! you've been burned!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:38 pm UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:Jacque, we have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you...which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on—[silly, high-pitched voice] Hellooooo—[normal] That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

Either a) You have just been playing Portal, b) you checked the transcript, or c) you have an ABNORMALLY good memory.

Also, JACQUE, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED MOST BADLY WHEN YOU GET HOME, YOUNG MAN.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby SecondTalon » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:43 pm UTC

Ramses IV wrote:Why is this stickied? I don't think it deserves to be stickied.


CLEARLY YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION. JACQUE WASN'T WEARING THE MAKEUP! WHAT THE FUCK!?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

Ramses IV wrote:Why is this stickied? I don't think it deserves to be stickied.


YOUR OPINION ON THIS MATTER IS FALSE
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

HEY GUYS WHAT'S EVERYONE YELLING ABOUT OVER HERE
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Kikral » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:26 pm UTC

LOUD MONOTONE SPEAKING! ALSO, SHAME ON YOU JACQUE, I MEAN JEEZ
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Postby tryptanymph » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:HEY GUYS WHAT'S EVERYONE YELLING ABOUT OVER HERE

JACQUE. HE DIDN'T WEAR THE MAKEUP.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby space_raptor » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:28 pm UTC

IS JACQUE GOING TO GET THE STRAP?


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