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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:43 am UTC

ducknerd wrote:There is only one thread stupider than this that has ever been made on a forum (I'm excluding *chans here, as they enter entirely new categories of stupid), and that is this http://forum.metroid2002.com/index.php/topic,174.0.html


We've had one of those, but I don't think it lasted twenty one pages.

Anyway, this thread can die as soon as the problem it addresses is solved.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby SecondTalon » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:46 pm UTC

ducknerd wrote:There is only one thread stupider than this that has ever been made on a forum (I'm excluding *chans here, as they enter entirely new categories of stupid), and that is this http://forum.metroid2002.com/index.php/topic,174.0.html


You haven't been on forums very much, have you? I can think of several here that are far, far dumber. I can think of an entire section full of posts dumber than this (I'm looking at YOU, Forum Games!).

And the dumb posts here are worlds above the smart posts I've seen elsewhere. So, in conclusion

JACQUE NEEDS TO WEAR THE MAKEUP
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:15 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:JACQUE NEEDS TO WEAR THE MAKEUP

HEAR, HEAR.

On another note, F#.

That was my attempt at bringing the average IQ : post ratio down.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:58 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:That was my attempt at bringing the average IQ : post ratio down.

I see you're feeling sharp today.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Shro » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

JACQUE HAS NOT YET WORN THE MAKEUP.


AS A PURELY SCIENTIFIC ENDEAVOR, YOU SHOULD ALL POST PICTURES OF YOU ALL WEARING THE MAKEUP, FOR ME.

(You know... if you wanted to.)
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:25 pm UTC

I HAVE NO PICTURES OF ME WEARING MAKE-UP, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE DONE!

THOUGH I DO HAVE A PICTURE OF ME WEARING A BRA, IS THIS ACCEPTABLE?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby mazzilliu » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

the makeup, jacque needs to wear it.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

JACQUE SHOULD NOT WEAR THE MAKE UP

BY WHICH I MEAN

JACQUE MUST WEAR THE MAKE UP

FOR THE GOOD OF THE COLONY

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Socal Swimmer » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

this is still stupid
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jesse » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:53 pm UTC

Here is me, wearing the makeup

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

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sleepygamer wrote:That was my attempt at bringing the average IQ : post ratio down.

I see you're feeling sharp today.

Thank you for finishing the joke off for me. :D
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
ducknerd wrote:There is only one thread stupider than this that has ever been made on a forum (I'm excluding *chans here, as they enter entirely new categories of stupid), and that is this http://forum.metroid2002.com/index.php/topic,174.0.html


You haven't been on forums very much, have you? I can think of several here that are far, far dumber. I can think of an entire section full of posts dumber than this (I'm looking at YOU, Forum Games!).


I resent that, there are a number threads in forum games that are worthy of the gaming section of the fora.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Benitosimies » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:39 am UTC

"I hate headlights", Saint Olives echoed again. "They are imperfect. The rainbow of day becomes a bescumbered nothing."

Adolfo said nothing, watching the road.

"Apologies, that was simple of me," continued the saint. "One sees them only once on the whole trip, and they become closer, and light becomes your life, and the life of all with you, and then they pass your vessel, becoming nothingness with the horizon behind you."

Adolfo only nodded; his heart was heavy after a life that tasted of nickel.

And it was too late, after the day. Adolfo bore a visage of buttery skin and realized this hatefully in the grey gloaming. His eyes were dead foxes caught in rusty scorn, loathing the planet and life. He did not want to sleep, only because he needed to brush his teeth. To sleep without brushing your teeth is to awake with an ignorant goblin in your mouth...

"...destroying all that is not Ghoul." finished the saint.

This was true.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jacque » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:08 am UTC

I STILL HAVE NOT WORN THE MAKEUP

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby michaelandjimi » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:42 am UTC

Jacque wrote:I STILL HAVE NOT WORN THE MAKEUP

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OH REALLY? WHAT IS THIS THEN?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jacque » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:20 pm UTC

That's just my going-about-town face.

Haha.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jacque » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:42 pm UTC

Also:

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Jessica » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:09 pm UTC

Hot.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:33 pm UTC

DID YOU NOT GET THE POINT JACQUE? YOU LIED TO US. WE MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

HOW CAN SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW BE ABLE TO DESTROY MY FAITH IN HUMANITY SO EFFICIENTLY

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:25 pm UTC

YOU AND SLEEPYGAMER SEEM TO BE FORMING SOME SORT OF EPIC POSTING TAG-TEAM, SERIOUSLY!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:32 pm UTC

I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE WERE SO MIND-BENDLINGLY, NIPPLE-TWSTINGLY, DOGS BOLLOCKS AWESOME.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

CAN I JOIN!?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:40 pm UTC

I DUNNO. TRY AND ACT SEXY, YET AWESOME, INCREDIBLE AND AWESOME, AND I'LL DISCUSS IT WITH BOMAN.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:41 pm UTC

ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN JOIN, BUT YOU HAVE TO SWEAR TO WEAR THE MAKEUP IF LEADGOLEM DEMANDS IT

EDIT: NINJA'D, BUT IT GOES ALONG WITH THE SEXY YET AWESOME THING

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:49 pm UTC

I WILL DO ALL OF THESE THINGS!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:51 pm UTC

WAY SLICK, BROTHER.

JACQUE, WHY SO MUCH BLUSH AND SO LITTLE EYELINER?

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:55 pm UTC

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE COMPLEXION LOOKS A LITTLE BLOTCHY. THE BLUSH COVERS IT NICELY. ALTHOUGH I AGREE, HE COULD USE MORE EYELINER.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

WOULD THAT MAKE HIM EMO? IF SO, HE COULD THEN USE GREY BLUSH AND LOOK METAL

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Socal Swimmer » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

wow there are three really stupid people now (instead of just two really stupid people and other less stupid, but still stupid people).
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby michaelandjimi » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:56 pm UTC

Jacque wrote:Also:

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:56 am UTC

Socal Swimmer wrote:wow there are three really stupid people now (instead of just two really stupid people and other less stupid, but still stupid people).


I SENSE A GRUDGE THAT YOU ARE HAVING

I KNOW YOU MUST BE UNHAPPY ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN MYSELF AND YOUR MOTHER

BUT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAME ON TO ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:11 pm UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:WHO CAME ON TO ME

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THAT IS, IN FACT, WHAT SHE SAID

HERE IS A NICE DIAGRAM

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HERE IS THE DIAGRAM
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:38 pm UTC

AS I RECALL, YOU WERE THERE, HYPHENATOR

AND YOUR DIAGRAM IS BOTH TIMELY AND ACCURATE

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:49 pm UTC

THIS THREAD STRONGLY REMINDS ME OF DINOSAUR COMICS FOR SEXY EXCITING PEOPLE

I FIND THIS PLEASING AND ALSO SEXY EXCITING

HERE IS THE SAME DIAGRAM TO HELP YOU WITH THAT LAST STATEMENT
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:35 pm UTC

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN ON CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL ALMOST THE ENTIRE TIME

EXCEPT FOR THE RUINERS DRIVING FIVE UNDER WITH THEIR BLINKER ON IN THE LEFT LANE

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:30 pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT. WE SHOULD FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF FOAMY AND HIT OUR CARS UP WITH SOME HAMMERS AND FLOODLIGHTS.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:19 pm UTC

I THINK YOU 2 ARE THE SAME PERSON, YOU ARE ALWAYS ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME, IT IS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:29 pm UTC

NAH. I JUST HAVE A STUPID SLEEP SCHEDULE. I WAS GOING TO FIX IT TODAY, BECAUSE I GOT IN AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT FROM MY JAM SESSION, AND WENT TO SLEEP, REALLY DRUNK, AT ABOUT 1AM. BUT I WOKE UP AT 6AM TO GET A DRINK, AND COULDN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP. I TRIED AND TRIED TO SLEEP, AND I FELL ASLEEP AT ABOUT 8AM. I THEN WOKE UP AT ABOUT 4PM, AND GOT ANNOYED BECAUSE I HAD MESSED IT UP AGAIN.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:31 pm UTC

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