I tend to wear ridiculously tight girl pants, so pocket contents are limited to maybe cash and maybe cell phone. I will list the contents of my purse though! (Quickly males, adhere to social norms and avert your eyes, lest you play a text-only version of looking through a lady's purse.)
Miniature drug store:
- 20 tablets of antihistamines
- ~30 tablets of ibuprofin
- 5 tablets of midol
Paperback American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
Package of instant oatmeal (wtf. I genuinely have no idea on that one.)
2 sheets of driving directions
2 sheets of physics notes
A pamphlet about reducing your carbon footprint
4 political pins
Mints stolen from a restaurant
Set of keys I was totally looking for all day today
2 bottles of fabric paint (you never know when you'll need to paint fabric on the go.)
An absurdly large wad of receipts
1 wallet containing:
- Yet more goddamn receipts
- Five dollar bill! Pleasant surprise - hidden under receipts.
- Driver's license
- Check card
- Two years' school IDs
- Library card
- Six coffee cards
- $1.69 in change
My purse is a bag of holding and I appreciate that.
This post was incentive to clean it out too, which is good.
Edit: Forgot there's another pocket in this thing. Add hand sanitizer, ~10 bobby pins, bag of dried catnip, two hairties, a toothbrush, and a small bottle of lotion to the list.