The Analogy Game

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:37 am UTC

bowling shoes are like a communist big, smelly and red.


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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby lilbillyd40 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:49 am UTC

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:50 pm UTC

lilbillyd40 wrote:Removed

where is your god-damned noun?
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Camoninja » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:32 pm UTC

new noun-
photoshop
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:12 am UTC

photoshop is like WoW>> a nerds haven that is a total time suck

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Internetmeme » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:01 am UTC

Computers are like diarrhea, more and more people have them every day.



Diarrhea
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby krazykate » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:49 am UTC

Diarrhea is like a Dirty Joke. before you think about it, it just comes out.

Memes

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:03 am UTC

memes are like flaired pants, suddenly fashionable and no-one knows why



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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Zak » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:04 am UTC

Candy is like flared pants, alright as long as you don't use it too often.

redundancy
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:05 am UTC

redundancy is like a vaccuum cleaner

it sucks



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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Quillpaw » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:28 pm UTC

Emoticons are like anti-depressants- they help you display your emotions, but they get really annoying after a while.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby wishmaster » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:21 pm UTC

depression is like I Am Legend. it's a lonely life and you spend a large part of it trying to figure out a way to keep yourself from becoming a zombie.

zombies

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:10 pm UTC

zombies are like normal people: they wander through life searching for purpose(although mainly possibly brains)

brains

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Quillpaw » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:12 pm UTC

Brains are like instructions manuals- crucial to working properly, and not enough people use them.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:21 pm UTC

Sleep is like batteries, it keeps you running and functioning.

Coffee.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:22 pm UTC

coffee is like the path of pleasure: awesome but you go insane if you take too much of it(or so I've heard)

the path of pleasure(from Hinduism)

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:18 am UTC

the path of pleasure, is like heaven, it doesnt exist

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Quillpaw » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:27 am UTC

Cheeseburgers are like catnip- they make cats act strange and hilarious.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Silvyr » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:46 am UTC

Lolcats are like a three year old that just found a flashlight. Cute and funny at first, but progressively getting more and more annoying as you run across them.

Lawn gnomes.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby krazykate » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:14 am UTC

Lawn Gnomes are like Daddy-Long-Legs. Obviously harmless but still really creepy.

The person two posts below this one.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:27 am UTC

Is me
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:27 am UTC

Ha

Bologna
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:33 am UTC

bologna is like salami, great at being a sudo-meat

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:58 am UTC

Chilli is almost like psudo-stew.

USB ports.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:00 am UTC

USb ports are like your mum, great fun to poke


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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby poxic » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:09 am UTC

Halos are like pseudo-hats.

Kneecap
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:11 am UTC

Kneecaps are like irony, not very fun when applied directly to dignity.

Hats.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:13 am UTC

hats are like mens underwear, great for covering the head


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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby plantofail » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:01 am UTC

boxing is like batting, a swing and a miss (sorry boxing fans)


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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby t0rajir0u » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:24 am UTC

BASS is like POLISH - when spelled out in capital letters, it can't be unambiguously pronounced without context. Also, they both smell.

Object-oriented programming

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby krazykate » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:29 pm UTC

object-oriented programming is like the human brain: I don't understand it but I'm glad it exists.

Men

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Matthias » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:39 pm UTC

Men are like dictionaries: filled with largely useless information, a tendency towards the literal rather than the metaphorical, and can cause some damage when the situation calls for it.

Apples.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby poxic » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

Apples are like oranges: they're both used in analogies a lot.

Analogies.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby krazykate » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:17 pm UTC

analogies are like self-referential humor. amusing the first couple times, but by the thirtieth it gets boring.

boredom.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Jebobek » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

Boredom is like a dead hooker. You sorta try to avoid it from happening, and yet you're always at least partly responsible.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby J3ssid33 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:54 am UTC

migraines are like hangovers, makes looking at light hurt alot (and in my case, is generally caused by alcohol)

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Senefen » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:32 pm UTC

Grain is like Lego, pretty bad to eat it as is, but you can make something awesome from it.

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Ralith » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:34 pm UTC

Legos are like C4... they're both made of plastic!

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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby scikidus » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:13 am UTC

C4 is like division by zero: it'll make you asplode.

Division by zero.
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Re: The Analogy Game

Postby Ralith » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:21 am UTC

Division by Zero is like eating a live armadillo. Really, really, realllllly tough to do.
Armadillos.
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