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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:49 pm UTC

Well I'll steal the volume down button on your radio.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:50 pm UTC

I'll sit on your volume remote, turning the sound up, and force you beat me up to get it back.

Wait...
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Guys? I don't watch TV. There's nothing on. Anything worth watching can be downloaded and watched at my convenience (without having to pay for TiVo).

So, when you are done with your silly remote games, you will discover that somebody has tipped over your garbage can... on your bed.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:46 am UTC

That's fine; I'll stop all your bathroom drains with barber hair.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:22 am UTC

I will take the warning off of your car mirrors so that you won't know that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:06 am UTC

Well, I'll leave a fake tarantula in your sock drawer.

I'll need it back when you're done, though.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:02 am UTC

You might want to keep it away from my fake snake (it keeps the pigeons away. Don't ask).

I will turn on Sticky Keys on your computer, confusing the hell out of you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby demadaha » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:06 am UTC

I will fart in your general direction.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:10 am UTC

I will point you towards here.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:42 pm UTC

I will point at you a 1950's gun that says BANG when you shoot it.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Roĝer » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:07 pm UTC

I will mime a box around you!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:15 pm UTC

And then I'll mime a slightly larger box around you!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

I will mime a box around you that's smaller than you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:58 pm UTC

Well, now I'm stuck. I guess I'll just mime myself a door, and then mime-shoot you with a mimed rocket-launcher.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:59 pm UTC

Well, I'll mix dead batteries in with your good ones so that you'll take forever to get your electronic devices working.
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I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

I'll tell you that it's already been done.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:02 pm UTC

I'll tell on you to Mom.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Roĝer » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:35 pm UTC

I will hire an army of look-alikes to dress and act exactly like you, giving you an identity crisis!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:43 pm UTC

I'll set half of your clocks five minutes behind, and half of them five minutes ahead.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby elektricat » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:50 pm UTC

Ill get SummerGlauFan to copy everything you do!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:58 pm UTC

I'll copy everything you do.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:21 pm UTC

But if I'm copying everything you do.... *infinite loop* *dies*
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:23 pm UTC

But if I'm copying everything you do.... *infinite loop* *dies*
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:24 pm UTC

I'll put vinegar in your shampoo.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:33 pm UTC

I'll get this guy to come be a dick to you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:42 pm UTC

I'll put salt in your coffee and sugar on your chips!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:44 pm UTC

Well, I'll unplug your coffee machine, making you waste several minutes wondering why your machine isn't working.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:46 pm UTC

I'll use my influence at the power grid to cut power to your house for exactly 12 seconds, so you wonder what just happened, and you may possibly have a corrupt HD.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:29 pm UTC

I will swap all the labels of your spices. So when you make your next pasta, you'll be putting ground cumin in instead of oregano.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Roĝer » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:34 pm UTC

But I have foreseen that, so I switched all the spices in my jars beforehand!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:50 pm UTC

I will write a virus that puts DRM on all of your music, so you can never listen to it again.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Roĝer » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

I will remove the first 15 seconds of every music file (including vinyl and such) you own! Now when a famous track begins on the radio, everyone will immediately recognize it, except you. Think of the shame!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:51 am UTC

For tampering with vinyl, I shall poke pin-holes in all of you umbrellas.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:32 am UTC

Well, I'll poke pinholes in all your condoms.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Josephine » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:04 am UTC

I'll poke pinholes in your condoms while you're wearing them.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:15 am UTC

I don't like zombies in that way, sorry.

Anyway, I'll give you condoms, but of a larger size than you need. Ha!
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:52 am UTC

I will change the ringtone on your phone, so when you get a call, you won't know it's you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:54 pm UTC

I'll just turn the ringer off on your phone, that way you'll never figure out it's you!




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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:04 pm UTC

I'm going to post a revolting image in this thread. Something worse than goatse and tubgirl combined. I won't do it yet, but eventually. It might be tomorrow, it might be 30 years from now. But it'll be posted, oh yes.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby brakos82 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:20 pm UTC

I'll post the 1000th post before you do, then make the cheese burn YOU!!!



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