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I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Cal San » Thu May 14, 2009 4:04 pm UTC

I am captaining a ship headed for Mars, and I am bringing my cats! If you want to come, you must state one thing you will bring, and based on that item, I will tell you whether or not you can come!
A few rules:

1) In your post, simply say "I am bringing _________." I will post whether or not you can come.
2) If you know this, do not give it away. I want to see who can or can't go, and if you give it away, everyone can go! That would be one FULL ship!
3) Once you can go, do not post again. If you can not go, feel free to try again.
4) Even if you don't get it, try to post anyway!

Really, that's it.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Coin » Thu May 14, 2009 5:32 pm UTC

I am bringing my cacti.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby thicknavyrain » Thu May 14, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

I will bring my wrench Captain.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Vieto » Thu May 14, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

I am bringing my raptors.

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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby J Spade » Thu May 14, 2009 10:34 pm UTC

I'll just bring some junk.

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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Daoshi » Thu May 14, 2009 11:25 pm UTC

I am bringing a full amazon kindle.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Asmodieus » Thu May 14, 2009 11:56 pm UTC

I will be bringing my succubi
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby darkspork » Fri May 15, 2009 1:26 am UTC

I'm bringing a crate of chocolate
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:35 am UTC

Wouldn't this be more of a riddle?

I guess I'll bring my shot gun to kill the captain
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby poxic » Fri May 15, 2009 5:36 am UTC

I am bringing a brig.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 8:29 am UTC

I am bringing a Cookie
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby SlyReaper » Fri May 15, 2009 11:22 am UTC

I am bringing wenches and mead.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby thicknavyrain » Fri May 15, 2009 12:24 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:I am bringing wenches and mead.


I believe you'll find that's TWO things but then again a wench by [one's] side and a jug of mead,
these are the things that [one] most needs, so to take one and not the other might be fatal.

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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Cal San » Fri May 15, 2009 12:57 pm UTC

Sorry, most of you, but only Coin and J Spade can come to see the wonders of the red planet. Everyone else, try again!
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Daoshi » Fri May 15, 2009 1:09 pm UTC

I will bring oxygen.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby thicknavyrain » Fri May 15, 2009 2:26 pm UTC

[2nd attempt]
I am bringing cotton balls soaked in kerosene.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby BigBoss » Fri May 15, 2009 5:10 pm UTC

I will bring the captains ship.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Cal San » Fri May 15, 2009 5:13 pm UTC

Nope, Nope, and Nope. Sorry, you three can't come.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby darkspork » Fri May 15, 2009 6:41 pm UTC

I will bring a monkey
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby thicknavyrain » Fri May 15, 2009 7:18 pm UTC

I am bringing a permission slip?
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby King of Frogs » Fri May 15, 2009 7:25 pm UTC

I am bringing a watering can.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Asmodieus » Fri May 15, 2009 7:25 pm UTC

I am bringing a hat
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Christophoros » Fri May 15, 2009 9:11 pm UTC

I'm bringing a fish in a bowl.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 10:30 pm UTC

I am bringing a tool.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby SlyReaper » Fri May 15, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

I am bringing snakes. Everyone love Snakes On A Spaceship!
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

what about snakes on every ship
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby zug » Fri May 15, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

I am bringing zebras, zipties, zucchini, zygotes, and a zoo.

p.s. got it! (never seen this game before, I'm just that smart)
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby SlyReaper » Fri May 15, 2009 10:57 pm UTC

zug wrote:I am bringing zebras, zipties, zucchini, zygotes, and a zoo.

p.s. got it! (never seen this game before, I'm just that smart)


Nice one giving it away. I only figured it out myself a few minutes ago.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby zug » Sat May 16, 2009 12:55 am UTC

SlyReaper wrote:
zug wrote:I am bringing zebras, zipties, zucchini, zygotes, and a zoo.

p.s. got it! (never seen this game before, I'm just that smart)


Nice one giving it away. I only figured it out myself a few minutes ago.

I can't help it having a distinctive name.

Well, except that I chose it.

But I promise I didn't know about this game then!!
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 16, 2009 3:14 am UTC

oh I get it...
I bring elephants
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Vieto » Sat May 16, 2009 6:05 am UTC

fine.

I'll bring Velociraptors.

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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby darkspork » Sat May 16, 2009 6:09 am UTC

Wait... I think I got it...

I'll bring my mittens
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Daoshi » Sat May 16, 2009 9:48 am UTC

I'll bring a duckling loop.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Christophoros » Sat May 16, 2009 11:32 am UTC

AH. I get it.

I'll bring a carpet.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby thicknavyrain » Sat May 16, 2009 1:01 pm UTC

*Get's it now*

I am bringing a T-rex...
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Cal San » Sun May 17, 2009 5:55 pm UTC

zug wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
zug wrote:I am bringing zebras, zipties, zucchini, zygotes, and a zoo.

p.s. got it! (never seen this game before, I'm just that smart)


Nice one giving it away. I only figured it out myself a few minutes ago.

I can't help it having a distinctive name.

Well, except that I chose it.

But I promise I didn't know about this game then!!

You gave it away by bringing FIVE ITEMS. but only people who bring ONE ITEM can go, so sorry, you're stuck here on earth.

But now everyone but darkspork and zug can go, but I have a feeling that it's just due to being a good sport.
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby zug » Tue May 19, 2009 4:27 pm UTC

Cal San wrote:
zug wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
zug wrote:I am bringing zebras, zipties, zucchini, zygotes, and a zoo.

p.s. got it! (never seen this game before, I'm just that smart)


Nice one giving it away. I only figured it out myself a few minutes ago.

I can't help it having a distinctive name.

Well, except that I chose it.

But I promise I didn't know about this game then!!

You gave it away by bringing FIVE ITEMS. but only people who bring ONE ITEM can go, so sorry, you're stuck here on earth.

But now everyone but darkspork and zug can go, but I have a feeling that it's just due to being a good sport.

That's alright, I and my superior intellect will stay here on earth while your rocket traverses its pre-planned trajectory to crash into Mars! hahahahaaaahahhaahhhahaha!!
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Christophoros » Tue May 19, 2009 6:14 pm UTC

OK, since Zug has ruined this one, I'll start it afresh with a new criterion for boarding.

I'm captaining a ship to Mars, and I'm bringing an orange.

Anyone else want to come?
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby Coin » Tue May 19, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

Can I bring a door hinge?
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Re: I'm Captaining a ship to Mars....

Postby zug » Tue May 19, 2009 6:55 pm UTC

Christophoros wrote:OK, since Zug has ruined this one, I'll start it afresh with a new criterion for boarding.

I'm captaining a ship to Mars, and I'm bringing an orange.

Anyone else want to come?

Jesus, you're such a spoilsport. How is it ruined? Someone was going to figure it out sooner or later.

I'm bringing a sharp machete.
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