Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lunch Meat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:16 pm UTC

No.

One of your report cards from elementary school?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kalira » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:42 pm UTC

If I were at home, yes. (Apparently I was stubborn as hell and didn't play well with others in kindergarten :) )

A physical map of some sort?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby EvilDuckie » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:41 am UTC

Yes (despite the fact I am at home right now and have recently moved most of my maps to the office)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby squareroot » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:07 am UTC

Yes! Always keep your tools organized.

An antenna?
(External to the device, or accessible in some way -- so the antenna integrated into your laptop for wifi doesn't count, for instance.)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:54 am UTC

Yes. We have a radio here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:05 pm UTC

I have 9 of them right behind me.

A keyboard?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Earthling on Mars » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:26 pm UTC

No, I don't have a cat.

(A computer keyboard, on the other hand, is right in front of me.)

A pocket watch?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:42 pm UTC

My brother has a shoebox full of them, but it would take me closer to 15 minutes to get one.

Anyone have something that used to be one color but is now another?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:58 pm UTC

A pair of once tan trousers that have faded to gray.

Something that's from the 19th century?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chris857 » Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:33 am UTC

There's nothing old enough near me.

Something spherical?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:47 pm UTC

a puzzle sphere i keep on my desk.

A trash can with a volume greater than 30 gallons?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kalira » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:52 pm UTC

I don't think our big office cans are quite that big, and I definitely can't get to the dumpster in 15 seconds.

A sweatshirt? (bonus points for snarky or otherwise amusing design)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:41 am UTC

Just took off a knit turtleneck one, plain olive, no bonus points.

A fart?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:41 pm UTC

I tried, but what I produced was not what I expected.

Toilet paper?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:48 pm UTC

Yeah, but it's the bad kind. Not quite as bad as your old community hall, but you'll probaby need 4 or 5 safety layers.

A computer that doesn't work anymore?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:16 pm UTC

Yes, I can produce one by throwing my laptop at the wall.

A dead tree dictionary of a non-European language?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:39 pm UTC

Nope. No dead-tree dictionary of any language at all.

An ethernet cable that is connected to something?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:40 pm UTC

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:46 pm UTC

Doesn't everyone use wifi these days? Not me I guess, because I have one right here!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kalira » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:34 pm UTC

Nope (though I could have last night after getting home from the gym).

Leftovers?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:53 pm UTC

Probably something in the break room, but they wouldn't be mine, and I'm not really comfortable stealing someone else's uneaten food.

Anyone have quick access to a chainsaw?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SDK » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:18 pm UTC

Not today.

How about a hatchet?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:50 pm UTC

No, it took me 25 seconds because the garage door opens slowly.

A full length animated feature?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:09 pm UTC

Debatable. I could access a streaming video of one in 15 seconds, but I wouldn't have access to the full length of it immediately.

Art made by a child? (say under 13)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:55 pm UTC

Lots of it. A coworker left early today, and her office is wallpapered with art her kids made.

How about an article of clothing that has been mended?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RollingHead » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:39 pm UTC

Plenty, a lot of my stuff is old and patchy.

A gift from a sibling?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:07 pm UTC

Nope, and from the looks of it, no one could even produce a gift from a sibling in less than 15 days.

How about a pair of ice skates?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 8:44 pm UTC

nope.

a shoe without it's pair?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:32 pm UTC

Yes, curtesy of my spaniel (see avatar) most of our shoes live alone. He likes to give them as a present.

An alcoholic substance of more than 35% proof?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:15 pm UTC

Jumble wrote:An alcoholic substance of more than 35% proof?
Yes. I found some Purell which is 63% alcohol, or 126 proof.

A jelly bean?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:44 pm UTC

No.

Sandwich?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:21 pm UTC

Not exactly. I can produce the materials for a sandwich in 15 seconds, but it would take me longer to assemble it.

Anybody have three different editions of the same novel or text book?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:48 pm UTC

Nope. Lots of individuals that I still haven't read though.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yablo » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:36 am UTC

Got five paperclips right here!

How about a bruise?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:33 am UTC

Nope, no bruises.

How about a Bible?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby 12obin » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:57 am UTC

Only online. http://www.biblestudytools.com/tniv/

A paper receipt with a total under $10 (or ten of your currency)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Envelope Generator » Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:55 am UTC

Very unlikely, as the only receipts I keep are for more expensive things.

Some oats?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:15 pm UTC

Yes.

A peppermint?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:49 am UTC

Yes, I have a peppermint right here.

Something spherical?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:51 am UTC

Nope, it took me at least 20 seconds to find that rubber ball.

A trilogy of books (in three separate volumes)?


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