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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:59 pm UTC

Right downstairs.

a 2x4? (framing wood for construction)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:31 pm UTC

No.

A gramophone?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:00 pm UTC

No. I got to the basement in fifteen seconds, but then couldn't find it. Unless a turntable counts (which it shouldn't).

An LED that is not part of a mass produced device?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:01 am UTC

Yes, I've got several red breadboard LEDs which are not currently being used in anything.

A scarf?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:58 pm UTC

nope.

a programming compiler?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:02 pm UTC

I was able to invoke gcc within 15 seconds.

A bird?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:06 pm UTC

Nope. Perhaps surprisingly. :P

A link to a website that I don't already know about? (To be judged after it's produced. :P )
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:04 pm UTC

http://villamosok.hu/
I don't know why you'd know about a site dedicated mostly to trams in Budapest, but there's more obscureness where that came from.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:11 pm UTC

I don't know how to tell whether the radios here are that.

You're right, I didn't know that site. :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:20 pm UTC

Does a puppy count?

A puppy?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:23 am UTC

No.

Surgical mask?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:39 am UTC

I can find lots of pictures of them on the interwebs

A surgeon?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:18 am UTC

Nope.

Milkshake?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:14 am UTC

I wish.

A non-food item made today?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:56 pm UTC

Nope, I literally just woke up.

A religious text (in print, not digitally)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:24 pm UTC

Depending on the exact definition.
I don't have (that I could find) a book devoted to religious teachings (along the lines of the Bible, the Torah, the Quran, etc.).
However, I was able to find within the time limit a student handbook thingy from the high school I exchanged at many years ago, which contains the Japanese text of the Heart Sutra (般若心経).

A physical book with Japanese characters (script, not people :P ) in it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:14 am UTC

No, not a bound book (nor any scrolls).

A check register (that is in use)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:28 am UTC

No. I actually had to google that to see what it was.

A coin minted over 100 years ago?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:44 pm UTC

Nope.

A bagel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:58 pm UTC

Nope.

A pocket knife?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:07 pm UTC

nope.

a lamp that lights when you touch it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:42 pm UTC

Yes, if touching it on the switch with enough force to activate it counts.

An incandescent light bulb?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:55 pm UTC

Yes. Also a fluorescent light bulb and an LED light bulb.

A golf ball?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:53 pm UTC

No.

An axe?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:59 pm UTC

Nope.

A boat?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:06 pm UTC

No, unfortunately.

High-visibility clothing of some kind?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:42 am UTC

Does a t-shirt with a pot leaf count?

Although, even if it does, I'd still have to say no. The shirt itself isn't visibly high.



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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:49 am UTC

"When I was 4 I stepped on a snail. That was my first crush."

(Someone's written a load of bad jokes on a whiteboard in my office, so I didn't even have to think of one myself!)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:41 am UTC

Do roasted almonds count?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby adnapemit » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:45 am UTC

Yes. My car is quite old.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:47 pm UTC

Nope.

A pipe cleaner?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:59 pm UTC

I'm sure there are some around here for the kids' art projects.
I'm equally sure I can't find them.

A movie poster? (which movie?)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:00 pm UTC

Nope.

The smallest denomination of coin for the country you're in (e.g. a penny)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:03 pm UTC

Yes. One-yen coins in my coin tray.

Statue, statuette, figure, or figurine of a dragon?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:05 pm UTC

Nope.

A sign hung on, or stuck to, a door?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Meowers » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:47 pm UTC

Yes.

A Wii Remote?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:53 pm UTC

No, my wii is controlled locally.

Also, I don't have a Wii.




A RF based remote control?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:25 pm UTC

Yes, the remotes for a (Nissan) car I no longer have (totaled by an errant Jaguar). I'd love to find a good alternate use for them, but alas, I don't have the receiver, just the transmitter.

The receiver for a Nissan remote control? (You have to be able to actually put your finger on it).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NathanBros » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:42 pm UTC

Nope.

A Mario game physical media?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Meowers » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:10 am UTC

Yes.

A fidget spinner?


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