Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kizyr » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:13 am UTC

Oh yeah, right behind me:
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:37 am UTC

It would take me less that 15 seconds to find evidence that our strata corporation, as effective as it is for what it is, is still a bureaucratic muddle of red tape. (Most of the last few months' worth of meeting minutes are behind the Kleenex box in the bathroom, since that's where I read them, since I find them under my door when I come home from work and need to pee.)

If I were at work, it would take less than that.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillan » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:17 am UTC

I have a SNES connected to the TV

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ssbookyu123 » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:20 pm UTC

Can you find 1 pound of lead by lead I mean Pb not graphite? Yes I can find a staple gun always keep one in my computer desk drawer and a piece of wood for some emergency stress relief. :D
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:22 pm UTC

in less than 5

a cough drop?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:30 pm UTC

no :(

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

Yes. Grilled cheese.

How bout a pie?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby GoC » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:52 am UTC

Right in front of me.

A comic book?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:44 am UTC

Deadpool #10

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:45 am UTC

Do not even know what that is.

3 land line telephones
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:48 am UTC

Its a type of hat.

And I can produce 3 landline telephones.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:02 am UTC

Bottle only, and it would require spending money...


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:33 am UTC

do pictures count? if so then Google drags them out fairly quickly, if not, then no...

Chinese Take out box, or a box similar to one?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Absolute » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:09 am UTC

yep, arm's reach from me, how sad.

a hammer which isn't a claw hammer.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:14 am UTC

yes

A paper with bold print printed on it
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Absolute » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:22 am UTC

Maybe, how bold does it have to be?

a loose CPU (if you think you can get the one out of your comp that fast, it counts.)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:02 pm UTC

if i really hustle, i could get it out.

a doll or action figure of some sort?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Allenr » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:38 pm UTC

Nope, not sure if we have any in the house.

Cell phone charger.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Silvyr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:16 am UTC

Mhmm. It's by my feet actually.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:07 am UTC

no

A royal flush?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:56 am UTC

No. If I were at my desk, yes.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:01 am UTC

If I risk getting clawed, I can drag kitty here in 10 seconds or less.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:52 am UTC

If I jump off the balcony, yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Coin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:37 am UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Allenr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

Yes, my mom has about eight growing outside.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Sruixan » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:09 pm UTC

I can probably make one in less than 15 seconds if I hurry downstairs...

A slinky.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Silvyr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:33 pm UTC

Sadly, no. My dog got at mine :(

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Allenr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:26 pm UTC

Nope, I don't even know one in my neighborhood.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:27 pm UTC

Must they be alive? I so, then no...

A jar of vegemite? (here's hoping)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Silvyr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:13 pm UTC

Mhmm.

A bowling ball?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

i think my dad has one in the garage, so if i run, maybe.

something made of legos?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Silvyr » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

Easily.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:36 pm UTC

i'm pretty sure we have some.

something of "questionable legality"?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby She » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Cracked games and downloaded stuff right here on the computer.

Any kind of tiger (real, toy, teddy, statue, whatever)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:10 pm UTC

no, I could get a toy lion though

A 2.5 lead pencil
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Allenr » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:19 am UTC

No, I only buy #2 :)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:20 am UTC

At least three in this drawer beside me.

A pair of sunglasses?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Allenr » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:51 am UTC

Easy.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:13 am UTC

at least five.

an animal of some sort?
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