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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:38 am UTC

I have enough hotel soap for the apocalypse. While you are out pillaging for deodorant, I'll smell wintergreen fresh.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:35 am UTC

At home I have a handful of Francs. but not here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Andy0101 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:12 pm UTC

Sure! How much do you want?

Something Made in China?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:41 pm UTC

Only one thing? Nah, too easy.
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Thermos cup
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mouse
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my friend's jacket
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assorted pens and pencils

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Andy0101 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:46 pm UTC

An IT magazine.
EDIT: and some food downstairs.

Something that is pink and liquid.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby neoliminal » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:32 pm UTC

I think in 10 seconds I could take my DayQuil and mix it with my Tums in my desk drawer. I would need to verify that. Hold on... (counting)

NOPE.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Andy0101 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:41 pm UTC

There is an article about Forza Motorsport 3 in this IT magazine from my last post, and a picture of a virtual car. Does that count?

Can you produce 10 or more batteries? They can be different type (AA, AAA, D...)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:32 pm UTC

2 C-M2 (blackberry), 2 DL-50 (camera), about a dozen AA (all kinds of things), 4 D (maglight), and 4 AAA (MP3 player and geo tagger).

Something USB powered that's not really a computer accessory?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Hale » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:07 am UTC

Not sure, but I think my iPod over there can get some power through a USB.

Comic book/graphic novel of some description that you got from the internet?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Apple π » Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:47 am UTC

not sure what you talking about, so no, it's going to take more than 15 seconds to fully understand your question.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby nyeguy » Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:01 am UTC

Apple π wrote:not sure what you talking about, so no, it's going to take more than 15 seconds to fully understand your question.

An affable two legged human creature that is not a member of your immediate family. Often referred to as "friends".

No friends, only family and my slave.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:07 am UTC

Well, I do have something in my pan A Cell Phone

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:39 am UTC

His death certificate. (Morbid AND funny!)

Something your grandmother would see and assume was devised for ill purposes?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:20 pm UTC

THE INTERNET! :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:30 pm UTC

Er, no. Would you please remove the drugged up stalker outside now?

Something cute and fluffly?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:59 pm UTC

Depends on if the cat wants in tonight...and within the next 15 seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Levi » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:27 am UTC

No.

Something which could be used to kill a zombie effectively for a reasonable definition of effectively?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:32 am UTC

A Railroad spike (second best to a trench spike, mentioned in the guide, and yes, I really have a railroad spike)

Something which YOU, without help from the internet, could easily make explode?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:14 am UTC

Hmm... I can find flour in 15 seconds or less, and possibly also an ignition source. (I seem to recall that shaking around a LOT of flour, such that there's a lot floating in the air and settled on various surfaces, then lighting a match in its midst, is one way to produce some very regrettable effects.)

A beverage meant to be consumed by humans which you would only consider drinking if someone paid you a lot of money. And maybe even not then.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:46 am UTC

Yes, for some definition of "beverage." I have medicine which is meant to be drunken by humans over in that there cabinet, but I'm not sick.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:50 pm UTC

Well, it may not be warm right now, but it is a good thermal insulator, so... yeah.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby BotoBoto » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:53 pm UTC

[offtopic]
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Can you find a pair of glasses?

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no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

Nope, largely because I've never left N. America

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PumpkinKing » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

There's one in the garage, but if i can get it in 15 seconds is iffy (I don't know where the key is)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby BotoBoto » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:48 pm UTC

yes, if I sprint for my life.

A model car.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:52 pm UTC

I can't be arsed searching, but there should be. Actually, there's a Batmobile over there!

A pint of Ben & Jerry's?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sheepgomeep » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:41 pm UTC

nope, I've eaten half of it..

yesterdays newspaper

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:34 am UTC

In the trash, but yes.

A written sentiment with a lot of actual alliteration?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:40 am UTC

Darn it. Had you said parallel structure, I would have been golden.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:18 am UTC

Despite being raised Catholic and having a few bibles handy, no.

Olives?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:52 am UTC

Somewhere in my digestive system, but probably not (safely) available in the next 15 seconds, given my lack of need to eject anything out of any particular orifice at the moment.

Sorry.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:05 am UTC

Maybe, if I knew where they were..

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:15 pm UTC

Nope, sorry.

Something Les Miserable related?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:37 am UTC

No. Not even close. Unless the internets count.

A broken remote control (counts if you no longer own what it controls/has no batteries/needs new ones)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:40 am UTC

Maybe, my roommate was cursing about someone crushing the remote under the couch earlier today, so it may or may not be broken.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:22 am UTC

I could, quite easily, but then I'd have to deal with him.

Real-world spam?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:02 am UTC

If you mean snail-mail yes. If you mean meat, no.

A person of the opposite gender.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:02 pm UTC

Alas, no.

Birfdai caek?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby neoliminal » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:32 pm UTC

Um... no. And no to Birthday Cake too.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

Not any paperclips

a sonic screwdriver?
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