Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby asiekierka » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

I don't have one!

Any Polish book? *grin*
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mmmm, Pi » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:28 pm UTC

Closest I can come is a Russian book given to me by my Polish friend, so not that close

A staple gun?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Babam » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:55 pm UTC

Yes, I am in a school.

A PC running a OS older than 10 years?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:12 pm UTC

Yes. In the other room, I have a computer running windows 98. Don't ask.

can you get you hands on hydrogen peroxide?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:12 pm UTC

Windows 98 right over there (at work, I could go to an even earlier OS, but it doesn't have the year it was released in the name)

Anti-bacterial wipes
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:30 pm UTC

No to both anti-bacterial wipes and hydrogen peroxide, I'm in the library.

To that end: can you find a library book?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:33 pm UTC

I can find one out of Circulation.

how bout a bottle of smelly stuff?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:00 pm UTC

There's a fair amount of that around. Check the nearby kitchen and bathroom.

A flag (of anything)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

5 flags flying outside work.

A can of coke (not a bottle)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Thendash » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:30 pm UTC

No.
A hockey jersey.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

No; rugby is the closest I will get without going out and buying one (which would take considerable time).

A kensington port?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Coin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:45 pm UTC

Hmm... No, but I have some vintage Port in my drinks cabinet.
Still waiting for an oport(o)unity to open it.

Can you find some hydrchloric acid in 15 sec?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mastered » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

Damn. I could if I were in next period, which is Chemistry class... an iPod.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Dark Loink » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:06 pm UTC

Nagh...don't have it near me, or where i could get one fast enough...glue

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:20 pm UTC

No actually, which is surprising I am at work, and have no idea where to get some glue, if I needed some.

Plastic cups.
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zug » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:37 pm UTC

Yes! one at my desk

Can you find a bottle of hand sanitizer in 15 seconds?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:39 pm UTC

Ever since the swine flu thing, there is PLENTY of hand sanitizer around, in fact 2 are in arms reach.

A land line telephone.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:44 pm UTC

I have one two meters behind me.

An ebook reader.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:48 am UTC

nope.

how about a tennis ball?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NeverGrowUp » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:06 am UTC

Yes - a couple actually, although they're slightly destroyed due to their lost battles with my cocker spaniel.

Can you find a stress relief ball?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:46 am UTC

Kinda- I have a squash ball which serves the same purpose (to be pounded against the wall in times of stress).

Flammable liquid?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kizyr » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:26 am UTC

Olive oil lights on fire, so I guess that counts.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:15 am UTC

Kitty is purring on my lap. 8)

A tomato?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Chfan » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:39 am UTC

My dad has some growing outside. but I'm not going to pluck his just-started ones over a forum game.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby GoC » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:12 pm UTC

A picture of a spaceship?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby She » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:05 pm UTC

Yep, plenty on the covers of the Foundation series.

An autograph by someone reasonably famous (or at least someone we have heard of)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Alkalannar » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:35 pm UTC

Only autograph I have is David Khan (NSA, wrote _The Code Breakers_, so you might have heard of him.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Coin » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:54 pm UTC

Sure, I've got soap residue in my sink.

Can you lay your hands on some styling gel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:57 pm UTC

Nope, none in the building, just got in to work.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:21 pm UTC

Styling gel? quite easily.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:31 pm UTC

no

glue?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillan » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:11 pm UTC

No

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:20 pm UTC

yes

a golf ball?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:38 pm UTC

nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

I live in NZ, never far from a kiwi ;)

A banana
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:30 pm UTC

si, senor.

a taco.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vieto » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:43 pm UTC

I wish.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:54 pm UTC

They're also around me. Also, I have the Rent songbook in my bookshelf.

A stack of paper greater than an inch high?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:59 pm UTC

i have some stacked notebooks that total that.

some gum?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Babam » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:49 am UTC

Right here!

A Cartridge based video game from the 90's?
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