Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby The EGE » Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:23 am UTC

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Troy Martin » Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

And here.. comes the.. raaaaaaazor's edge...
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

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All we want to do is eat your brains...
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Postby Troy Martin » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:04 am UTC

In your head, in your head, they are crying...
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Nith Azra » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:44 am UTC

I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby 666alphaomega666 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:47 am UTC

I used to hang on every word...

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Troy Martin » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:57 am UTC

.. kickin' your can all over the place, singin':
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby lulzfish » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:00 am UTC

This is the end of all hope

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Postby Troy Martin » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:05 am UTC

where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky... skyyy... skyyyyyyy.....
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby mr_pathetic » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:52 pm UTC

If you like pina coladas....and getting caught in the rain....

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Troy Martin » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:35 pm UTC

Well move over, Rover, and let Jimi take over!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Subliminity » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

Spoiler:
So far:

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Like the birds in the sky, we are flying so high...
We know the one thing they don't know.
You live for the fight when its all that you've got,
And sometimes all you got is ROCK N ROOOOOLLLL!

Maybe there is a road that's not this hard...
... Lets do the time warp again!!!
Too much time on my hands....
Desecrate the dead inheritance, Blindfold acceptance.

Am I human, or am I dancer?
The dawn echoes the night with my glory.
Gotta get that BOOM BOOM POW
Falling through the ceiling tiles; the ocean's clever volcano,
We, the Templars, have survived by honor and pride.

Sometimes I sleep....sometimes it's not for daaaaa-aaaaays...
Hold my breath as I wish for death,
Dead is the new alive.
Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all...
Here on gilligans isle...

Arm yourself, because no one else here will save you...
The odds will betray you, ARE YOU WILLING TO DIEEE?!
Who cares if you can see, the darker side of me,
'cause I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you,
But everybody wants to put me down...
They say I got a lot of water in my brain.

'Cause love is like takin' a dive and getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool.
She blinded me with science! (She blinded me with Science!)
Woah-oh-oh, it's magic...you know...
Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen,
Is leading Russia’s peoples to victory!

Love, love will keep us together...
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
Tricky, Tricky, tri ,tri ,tri ,tricky
A diva is a female version of a hustler
Then birds came flying at the speed of sound,
Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty.

I wanna talk about Me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about number one, oh my, me, my...
Get up, c'mon, get down with the sickness
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free; you are a pirate!
They have a fight, Triange wins. Triangle Man.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you
So, so long and thanks for all the fish.
So far AWAYYYYYY, we wait for the DAYYYEEEAAAYYYYY...
For our LIVES are so WASTED and GOOOOOOOONNNE...
So dance fucker dance, he never had a chance
Marched to the drums of the damned as we come

Some of those that were forces, are the same that burn churches
Wake me up before you go-go, I'm not planning on going solo...
Keelhaul the filthy landlubber gonna send him down to the death below
And MAN! I feel like a woman!
You spin me right round, baby, right round...
And I jizz in my pants.

Men reading fashion magazines, oh what a world we live in,
Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you.
You said, "Send me stationary to make me horny,"
Bicycle races are coming your way!
Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants!

They won't get me, they won't get me, though they never cease to try!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the Taco Bell...
If I have to give my life you can have it, we are the pulse of the maggots!
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, the worms play peanuckle on your snout.
I would like to thank you for acceptin' this collect call

Here, I am floating in my tin can,
Far above the world.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Where have all the war pigs gone?
Just take me to the place where the white boys dance,
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)

This is how you spell "ha ha ha i've destroyed the hopes,
And the dreams of a generation of faux romantics" and i'm pleased.
And you don't just blurt "love is a curse!". "love is a curse".
We've been cowering so long, oh what i would give, to stand at the bus stop,
Or browse in a bookshop, to sleep and always be still
Don't turn around, der kommisar's in town....
Yeah, this one's for the workers who toil night and day

I am a lord that is sometimes bored
And I have come to realise in recent years that there are times
When there's only one word in which I can express my faith...
AND IIIIIIIIIII-EEEE-IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOUU
Nomad, youre the spirit that men fear in us
Let's watch this ctttyyyy buuurrrnnn, the citttyy buuurrrrrn!

Pleeeease Joey, pleeeease tell me, what is in the box?
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine....
Itsu ga iku jumbi ii are you ready?
Gary Indiana. Gary Indiana, not Louisiana, Paris France, New York, or Rome!
Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
You get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free.
...and get your kicks, on route 66
Sexual metal holocaust will crush poser gay!
down from the heavens descended Çhuck Norris
Stop...








Hamertime!

If I smile, tell me some bad news,
Unsere rücken unsere fäuste nur das
Mittel zum zweck, HAU RUCK!
Moskau, Moskau, Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land

Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Von 99 Luftballons,
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
The Germans are German.
Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren

Hey man, gay man, pick up the soap, get on your knees and pray...
'cause I'm; Trigger happy! Trigger happy every day!
Now we're yellin', and we're playin! But I don't know, what I'm sayin'!
Bitches know me cuz they know that I'm on time
Stop...











GO!!!!
I'm alright! Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
Annie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Annie?
One word to operation chaos: Insectivorous. I'm learning to survive on earthworms and house flies.
The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace!
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees!

For the men will mend their tatters and the mast shall rise again.
And the rocket's red glare! The bombs bursting in air!
Kill the messenger,
I swear it's not me, it's just someone I used to know
en vaders auto wordt vermoord, vakkundig in een boom geboord
Now sister's not a virgin anymore

Masquerading as a man with a reason...
I got a gun in my hand, but the gun won't cock
And here.. comes the.. raaaaaaazor's edge...
All we want to do is eat your brains...
In your head, in your head, they are crying...
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

I used to hang on every word...
.. kickin' your can all over the place, singin':
This is the end of all hope
where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky... skyyy... skyyyyyyy.....
If you like pina coladas....and getting caught in the rain....
Well move over, Rover, and let Jimi take over!

Come on grab a drink I wanna see you hit the flo'

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby 666alphaomega666 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:23 pm UTC

Now I lay me down to sleep,

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby mr_pathetic » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:33 pm UTC

They're not quite as bad as the worst scare I had...the cockaroach that ate cincinatti....

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:28 am UTC

I'm the mother-flippin' Rhymenoceros
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Situational Iron » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:02 am UTC

And then your wife seems to think youre part of the furniture

aside:we should try to fit parts of the song together, it will be more interesting. so the song makes a bit of ramshackle sense, you know. just a thought.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby 666alphaomega666 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:54 am UTC

Home! We're coming home again!

@Situational Iron: What do you mean fit parts of them together? That can be taken in several ways...

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Situational Iron » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

666alphaomega666 wrote:@Situational Iron: What do you mean fit parts of them together? That can be taken in several ways...


I meant that instead of just random quotes, the lyrics should make sense together. It sounds like an RHCP song. Not something that's a necessity, again, would just sound cooler that way.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby 666alphaomega666 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:40 pm UTC

I can't take this any more!

@Situational Iron: Pretty good idea, but isn't the whole point of the thread to make a song out of completely random and non sequitur lines? Possibly a new thread?

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Situational Iron » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:52 pm UTC

Malibu nights, tangerine dreams, Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams

And yeah, you're right this threads for randomicity i guess

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Ralith The Third » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:14 pm UTC

And she's white (white) she is so white, shes white like the light but never like the night


Edit: Say ,"the night" in a way that reminds you of RHPS
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby 666alphaomega666 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:09 am UTC

Cast it out, I'm watching your eyes...

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby iceberg » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:44 am UTC

sweeeeet soooul sister
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Troy Martin » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:39 am UTC

Like Joseph Stalin.. and Ghandi!!!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Bennt » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:09 am UTC

I will kiss the girl from venus !

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby mr_pathetic » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:59 pm UTC

When those cotton bolls get rotton you can't pick very much cotton.... in them old cotton fields back home....

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:04 am UTC

Dansa med oss klappa era händer
Gjör som vi gjör ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby lulzfish » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:25 am UTC

Day after day, this misery must go on

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:50 am UTC

Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Munzapoppa » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:02 am UTC

Don't eat all the pie, save some for us.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Kaeyn » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:56 am UTC

Devil, just come back if you ever want to try again...
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Awesomeness » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:02 am UTC

[Fiddle Solo!!!]
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby quadmaster » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:31 pm UTC

GIRAFFEZILLA!!!!!!!
I... I didn't do it.
<- he did it, I swear

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:41 pm UTC

Who do you think you are?
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:12 pm UTC

I'm a man of wealth and taste.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby elektricat » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:14 pm UTC

Its my world, youre in it. It'll take you down in a minute!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

'cause Duloc is, Duuuloc is, Duloc is a per-fect place!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby sillybear25 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:17 pm UTC

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby icenine » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:17 am UTC

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