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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

AND IIIIIIIIIII-EEEE-IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOUU
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

Nomad, youre the spirit that men fear in us

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Subliminity » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:56 pm UTC

Let's watch this ctttyyyy buuurrrnnn, the citttyy buuurrrrrn!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Subliminity » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:01 pm UTC

So far:

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Like the birds in the sky, we are flying so high...
We know the one thing they don't know.
You live for the fight when its all that you've got,
And sometimes all you got is ROCK N ROOOOOLLLL!

Maybe there is a road that's not this hard...
... Lets do the time warp again!!!
Too much time on my hands....
Desecrate the dead inheritance, Blindfold acceptance.

Am I human, or am I dancer?
The dawn echoes the night with my glory.
Gotta get that BOOM BOOM POW
Falling through the ceiling tiles; the ocean's clever volcano,
We, the Templars, have survived by honor and pride.

Sometimes I sleep....sometimes it's not for daaaaa-aaaaays...
Hold my breath as I wish for death,
Dead is the new alive.
Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all...
Here on gilligans isle...

Arm yourself, because no one else here will save you...
The odds will betray you, ARE YOU WILLING TO DIEEE?!
Who cares if you can see, the darker side of me,
'cause I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you,
But everybody wants to put me down...
They say I got a lot of water in my brain.

'Cause love is like takin' a dive and getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool.
She blinded me with science! (She blinded me with Science!)
Woah-oh-oh, it's magic...you know...
Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen,
Is leading Russia’s peoples to victory!

Love, love will keep us together...
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
Tricky, Tricky, tri ,tri ,tri ,tricky
A diva is a female version of a hustler
Then birds came flying at the speed of sound,
Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty.

I wanna talk about Me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about number one, oh my, me, my...
Get up, c'mon, get down with the sickness
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free; you are a pirate!
They have a fight, Triange wins. Triangle Man.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you
So, so long and thanks for all the fish.
So far AWAYYYYYY, we wait for the DAYYYEEEAAAYYYYY...
For our LIVES are so WASTED and GOOOOOOOONNNE...
So dance fucker dance, he never had a chance
Marched to the drums of the damned as we come

Some of those that were forces, are the same that burn churches
Wake me up before you go-go, I'm not planning on going solo...
Keelhaul the filthy landlubber gonna send him down to the death below
And MAN! I feel like a woman!
You spin me right round, baby, right round...
And I jizz in my pants.

Men reading fashion magazines, oh what a world we live in,
Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you.
You said, "Send me stationary to make me horny,"
Bicycle races are coming your way!
Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants!

They won't get me, they won't get me, though they never cease to try!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the Taco Bell...
If I have to give my life you can have it, we are the pulse of the maggots!
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, the worms play peanuckle on your snout.
I would like to thank you for acceptin' this collect call

Here, I am floating in my tin can,
Far above the world.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Where have all the war pigs gone?
Just take me to the place where the white boys dance,
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)

This is how you spell "ha ha ha i've destroyed the hopes,
And the dreams of a generation of faux romantics" and i'm pleased.
And you don't just blurt "love is a curse!". "love is a curse".
We've been cowering so long, oh what i would give, to stand at the bus stop,
Or browse in a bookshop, to sleep and always be still
Don't turn around, der kommisar's in town....
Yeah, this one's for the workers who toil night and day

I am a lord that is sometimes bored
And I have come to realise in recent years that there are times
When there's only one word in which I can express my faith...
AND IIIIIIIIIII-EEEE-IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOUU
Nomad, youre the spirit that men fear in us
Let's watch this ctttyyyy buuurrrnnn, the citttyy buuurrrrrn!

Pleeeease Joey, pleeeease tell me, what is in the box?
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine....
Itsu ga iku jumbi ii are you ready?
Gary Indiana. Gary Indiana, not Louisiana, Paris France, New York, or Rome!
Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
You get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free.
...and get your kicks, on route 66
Sexual metal holocaust will crush poser gay!
down from the heavens descended Çhuck Norris
Stop...








Hamertime!

If I smile, tell me some bad news,
Unsere rücken unsere fäuste nur das
Mittel zum zweck, HAU RUCK!
Moskau, Moskau, Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land

Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Von 99 Luftballons,
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
The Germans are German.
Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren

Hey man, gay man, pick up the soap, get on your knees and pray...
'cause I'm; Trigger happy! Trigger happy every day!
Now we're yellin', and we're playin! But I don't know, what I'm sayin'!
Bitches know me cuz they know that I'm on time
Stop...











GO!!!!



Damn it, some of those lines were too long...I had to cut them in half, sorry. Am I just posting this on every page? Or is the OP going to edit this into the original post?
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:06 pm UTC

Pleeeease Joey, pleeeease tell me, what is in the box?

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby mr_pathetic » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:16 am UTC

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine....

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby DeLink » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:25 am UTC

Itsu ga iku jumbi ii are you ready?
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:33 am UTC

Gary Indiana. Gary Indiana, not Louisiana, Paris France, New York, or Rome!
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:32 am UTC

Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:27 am UTC

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby lulzfish » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:52 am UTC

You get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:57 am UTC

...and get your kicks, on route 66
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Subliminity » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:19 am UTC

Sexual metal holocaust will crush poser gay!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Awesomeness » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:53 am UTC

Stop







































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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:33 am UTC

down from the heavens descended Bruce Schneier

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby EvilDuckie » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:39 pm UTC

If I smile, tell me some bad news
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Kaeyn » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:53 pm UTC

Unsere rücken unsere fäuste nur das
Mittel zum zweck, HAU RUCK!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:27 pm UTC

Moskau, Moskau, Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:40 pm UTC

Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby SuperTD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:22 am UTC

The Germans are German
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Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:56 pm UTC

Hey man, gay man, pick up the soap, get on your knees and pray...
Look at me still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Vieto » Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:16 pm UTC

'cause I'm; Trigger happy! Trigger happy every day!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Levi » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

Someone should put music to this and include the comments. Including this one. Also, I refuse to participate.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:52 pm UTC

Now we're yellin', and we're playin! But I don't know, what I'm sayin'!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Subliminity » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:45 am UTC

*NOT CONTRIBUTING*

I vote for this being set to a metal track.

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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby lulzfish » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:14 pm UTC

Stop...











GO!!!!

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

Subliminity wrote:*NOT CONTRIBUTING*

I vote for this being set to a metal track.

funnily, when reading through the lyrics, I actually read most of them in Dio's voice, so I'd say yes to this
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:49 am UTC

I'm alright! Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby mr_pathetic » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby videogamesizzle » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:49 am UTC

And the rocket's red glare! The bombs bursting in air!
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Josephine » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:25 am UTC

(not a lyric, of course) I don't have the patience, nor do I know the songs involved, but someone should splice all the involved lyrics together.
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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Kaeyn » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:38 am UTC

nbonaparte1 wrote:(not a lyric, of course) I don't have the patience, nor do I know the songs involved, but someone should splice all the involved lyrics together.

And use some Autotune program to get them all in the same key and time.

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Roĝer » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:24 am UTC

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Re: Awesgasmic: The XKCD Rock Opera.

Postby Situational Iron » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:21 pm UTC

Now sister's not a virgin anymore


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