Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

I've driven more chocolate than three mice combined.
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False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby existentialpanda » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:20 pm UTC

The buffoon next door is tap-dancing on the roof again.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Bonooru1234 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

Look out! The flying purple hippopotamuses are dropping pineapples.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby turret » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:09 pm UTC

I don't think so, at least as far as ear recognition goes, this is a pretty advanced colour.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:14 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure it wasn't 13 eyes.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LKtheGreat » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:11 pm UTC

I just eviscerated three cascading noondays.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:28 pm UTC

He needs to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:42 pm UTC

If Heather said it was so, it was so.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby existentialpanda » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:26 pm UTC

I thought, but I wasn't. Descartes lied!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Cheese » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:38 am UTC

Don't eat those without your uncle.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:43 pm UTC

Now you're thinking with portals.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:45 pm UTC

In a hole? Don't forget the cheese!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby michaelyw » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:48 pm UTC

I've been to London, therefore I might be a drug smuggler.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:40 pm UTC

Sixteen miles, and what do you get? Another day older, and boils on your heels.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LKtheGreat » Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:18 pm UTC

There are numerous insidious servals effervescing about.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:19 pm UTC

If you care about them, light a twizzler on fire.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:56 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have eaten that.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby existentialpanda » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:22 pm UTC

The purpose of this convoy is to keep moving.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Keand64 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:13 am UTC

If only gamma radiation gave you super powers -before- it killed you.

I doubt anyone'll get the ref.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby QuantumED » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:56 am UTC

I'll show you a rawrgasmatron!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby HarvesteR » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:57 am UTC

I've found that my sweaty socks cannot be used as a food supplement, but one must keep in mind that if one finds oneself running from a giant tidal wave, one's life will most likely not depend on the expiration date of one's deodorant.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:08 am UTC

It's not racist if you get the accent right.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:21 am UTC

Crazy drunk pedestrians.....
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Box Boy » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:39 pm UTC

You mad cuz I'm stylin on you?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:05 am UTC

You'll be thinking stylin' when I'm slapping you upside the head with it.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby snowyowl » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:00 am UTC

Your nose is on fire with a side order of chocolate.

Keand64 wrote:If only gamma radiation gave you super powers -before- it killed you.
I doubt anyone'll get the ref.

Temporal. I didn't google that, I got it as soon as I read your post.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:43 pm UTC

Hey, I was watching that!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Subliminity » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:45 pm UTC

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Spots » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:53 pm UTC

However, if you compare that to a regular lemon, you come to the inevitable conclusion that it must be an apple.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby snowyowl » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:58 pm UTC

That was watching me.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:33 pm UTC

I have three options, none of which include you being a lemur.
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False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby existentialpanda » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:06 pm UTC

I imagine that if you examined the topic at hand, you would find that it is, indeed, purple with orange spots.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:37 pm UTC

That, sir, is a Jackalope.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby brakos82 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:07 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby _infina_ » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:08 pm UTC

Why you little!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Vapour » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:31 am UTC

Make it so!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby skellious » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:41 pm UTC

Except on tuesdays when I'm baking the guitars.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:18 pm UTC

Yeah, you and whose army? Oh yeah? The American army you say? Oh, I'm so scared. I'm so... what's that rumbling? Well good sir, you've convinced me. I should've gone to Bethlem and bastardise all spelled words. Now pass me that lute, there's a little minstrel in all of us, you little cur!

Now the Corporate Beatnik's Alliance are currently suing the paradox for breach of contract and Oh ! My sensibilities !, one of the vaguer (vaguest?) legal terms currently deployed in Bosnia. Which was formally known as Bonza, for certain values of elm tree. She said they renamed it Cheekies, but I always knew it as Diamonds 'n' Rust. Best chicken house this side of the Ozarts. What is that, some sort of elephant gun? It looks rifle-shaped. I suggest you take it up with the advertising standards authority. They're open Monday to Glasgow, sun-up to a quarter After-Eight Mint. Elementary? I have no eyes, deer. You'll need more than a saltshaker to move that, you know. They're not called grummel-geese fer nowt! Srsly, look it up on the Urban Dic. You'll find everything from Spidermen to Magicians to Lee Harvey Oswald (all-male cast). I'll prepare the mind-bleach, but I must warn you: there aren't enough letters in this sentence. Sometimes I think you spite me just to get the chance to cut off my nose, but I'm warning you (twice now! In two months!): one more filthy wok and I'm calling the Union. Which Union? The grand one, dummy. Take your fallacies and shove them up the chimney like the umbrella you are. Frank's talking now. You know what she's up to? Hand me the telescope so I can get her out of there. Brass is no place for a lady, wouldn't you say? Of course you wouldn't, you're a lampstand. And a mighty fine one at that! Don't talk back, you'll make the gravity envious.

Suddenly: subterranea

Christ, what a work-out. I feel there's too much television on show. Needs curves, yes? What else, you want I should have two floating circles around the antennae? We huffed that psy-juice all the time in the sixties. Never once have I ever found myself without a good pie to rake through the troubles we once hammed up on stage at the Young Men's Working Theatre--you remember the one? Sally had a cow there. Don't tell Nigel! Sorry, your parents. It must have broke your heart when they joined that pantomime. Filmed from an airship, one man, whose name I forget but face I will always rearrange, once said. Picasso? Not 'arf! I found that ETFS (or E.T., For Short) would sometimes, in a very mockney cod-German plumber, speak of the times we shared when you didn't exist and I pretended all the dolls on the windowsill were targets. No-one ever escaped my charm. Did you see it? Did you? Of course you did, you see everything...except this! Cataracts sometimes accused me of disloyalty, but it helped that I was riding a pig-rodeo at the time. We laughed like drains!

Luton Airport shuts because it doesn't want aeroplanes arriving from any place where the letters are not in strict alphabetical order. I'm the same with my tea: it has to be chronomic, sorry, chromatic in scale when I ting ting tingaling my teaspoon on the dashboard. This Lexus: how much? Three paragraphs and auntie's bloomers? Yes please!


    The letters down the back of the kitchen cupboards, dating back to a lunchtime long forgotten, said you no longer loved him. Is this true? Why did you ship that Valentine's Card in from Lagos then? It was the very same year. The same year... So much can change in a year. They don't even live there any more. Chased out by an irate taxman, I suppose. I wonder what their life would have been like if they were just invisible. No knock at the door, no lightswitch to turn on. Maybe I'd move in. Maybe I'd move in and they weren't even there, but they were, because they were invisible. Maybe the young tearaway wouldn't kick down the doors because she wasn't there, only she was. Maybe they never lived at all.

    Then who wrote the note?
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:24 pm UTC

The point is, you broke the rules.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Oregonaut » Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:24 pm UTC

There is no failure, except on days ending in Z.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!


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