Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:19 am UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:00 am UTC

Why did I open the gate to realization?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:40 am UTC

Did you hear the news? There's no news today!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:09 pm UTC

The derivative of C10H12N2 with respect to φ is ⊥.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:22 pm UTC

She spread the bread with socks.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:29 am UTC

I am an owl, but where are the other colors to conclude? Probably.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:12 am UTC

The skull looks at you with skeleton eyes and says, "Yes. Yes, please, darling."
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:16 pm UTC

¡My head is full of bells and I can't make them stop!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:14 am UTC

If we were to wish for wonder, who is to say that that is not what we would get?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:23 pm UTC

The dreaded present imperfect perpendicular!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:39 pm UTC

No, not those words again! What are the other colors to have been?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:13 am UTC

I never was good at warping product submanifolds in a Lorentzian paracosympletic manifold.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Fri Oct 07, 2016 3:41 am UTC

It's a mellifluous silhouette's eloquence.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:46 pm UTC

I don't think people ever say that. But I wouldn't know. Not that I'm a cyborg or anything.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:36 pm UTC

Territorial necktie — establishment 662 or the terminal?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:07 pm UTC

When's the next shipment of fairy dust due?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:04 am UTC

Never mind those, it's the oysters you should really be worried about!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:51 am UTC

A wild Reddit appeared.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:56 am UTC

Silver is better than gold.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:53 am UTC

She died the way she lived: drowning.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:50 am UTC

In a way directly related to neither this nor that, but indirectly implying concerning possibilities for both.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:18 am UTC

Blow it all off!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:57 pm UTC

Alas, for it was not to be.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:55 am UTC

Pick a card.

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You lose.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:54 am UTC

That's disinterecontextualized.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:53 am UTC

I never thought about sheep that way before.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:12 pm UTC

I managed to screw up Notepad so bad I copy and pasted a control character.
Spoiler:
No really, here it is: ""
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:11 pm UTC

Fire, Water, Earth, and War.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:35 pm UTC

Such constructivities can be lexicalized to elementarily hyperorthogonalize lucidations upon deconstructional indefinability of anticorrelated yet neither amphitheatrically convolutional nor polytopic metacomplexes; therefore, had the dialectorally reloquationizing subformalisms which are to have been being indirectionally contrascending univalence in interpretational absolutions extradynamically disintermediated so as to gyromodulate predistribution of coruscatory and hypopneumatic mereology not confluentially redimensionalized paradichotomous incipiences unto conflectional normalizations, quantization shan't have evocated agronomics with such adjunctive lumination.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:11 am UTC

A bird in the hand is worth it.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:40 pm UTC

and thymation descends bruglaciously

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:58 pm UTC

Spaghetti sizzles.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:08 am UTC

Have you remembered to replenish the rainbow pumpkin wagon umbrella sprouts?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:49 pm UTC

Expecto Pokémon!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:26 pm UTC

DOES SUPER MARIO COUNT AS A SUPERHERO?! I NEED TO KNOW
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:26 pm UTC

My girlfriend makes that noise when I tickle her.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:56 pm UTC

He's trapped in a ferret?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:05 pm UTC

I think the condom was fake.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:12 am UTC

Yes, master.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:40 pm UTC

Math makes me horny.
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