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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:41 am UTC

Granted, but now you have food poisoning and keep throwing up.

I wish I could say I didn't know those two guys XD
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:48 am UTC

Granted, but saying something certainly doesn't make it true

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:53 am UTC

Granted, he instead set it on fire with you in.

I wish I knew what was going through my head when I stuck my cell phone in my old photo album *finds phone*
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:55 am UTC

Granted, you were thinking crazy stuff. 'Cause you're crazy, but you just don't know it yet.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:57 am UTC

Granted, it's in a worse one. Way. To. Go. haha.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:58 am UTC

Granted, you're crazy
I wish I knew if this means you're double crazy now
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:13 am UTC

Granted, I think the doubley-ness cancels itself out and I'm now normal. Bummer.

I wish that would never happen.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

Granted, now ur just crazy

I wish I wasn't slightly insane in real life on occasion

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

Granted, you are totally insane in real life all the time.

I wish I could get some bloody revision done.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:50 pm UTC

Granted, but you die due to blood loss.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:34 am UTC

Granted, he curtly takes your soul for using yet another of the variants of his name

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:38 am UTC

Granted, but your life becomes repetitive, so the same awesome songs played over and over again become boring and then unbearable - you either go mad or kill yourself.

I wish there was free public transport.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:40 am UTC

Granted, its only free to the very wealthy

I wish ppl had notices how much money CEO's were spending on spas and jets b4 the credit crunch

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:44 am UTC

To be honest I don't want to corrupt that. Granted. And the CEOs also contract syphilis for good measure.

I wish for a palindrome.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:51 am UTC

Granted, a bad side effect is that you also cannot answer any questions.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:36 am UTC

Granted, it strikes the place you are currently standing in.

I wish people weren't so irrational.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:40 am UTC

The hierarchy is everything



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BigBoss » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:46 am UTC

Granted, now youre the badguy

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:58 am UTC

Granted, but the enormous amounts of money that you get fall on you and kill you.

I wish we lived in a hive mind society ;).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:00 am UTC

Granted, we are the flood.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:02 am UTC

Granted, you accidentally shoot yourself in the leg.

I wish I could make time elastic so I could sleep for as long as I want and still get up at the right time.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:04 am UTC

Granted, but then it breaks in half.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:12 am UTC

Granted, they bring the wrath of god down on your head.

I wish for nice stuff.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:14 am UTC

Granted, but they girls dont like you.


I wish for headshots
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:36 am UTC

Granted, but they're aimed for your head.

I wish I didn't randomly wake up bleeding, bruised, or in any other type of pain.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:21 am UTC

Granted, you never wake up again.

I wish my belly would stop grumbling - I already had breakfast dammit!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:10 pm UTC

Granted, but now ur hungry

I wish the internet was allowed at my school(much i care)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:49 am UTC

Granted, but xkcd is blocked.

I wish I wasn't still wet.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:51 am UTC

granted, u fell into a fireplace

i wish i didnt have a french test tomorrow

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:57 am UTC

Granted, you have a german test tomorrow.

I wish for a snow day.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:59 am UTC

granted, but its in my town not urs

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:00 am UTC

Granted, but the power's out, and you're trapped inside.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:01 am UTC

granted, siting at home contemplating only the most irrelevant things is

i wish i didnt occasionally get paranoid about what i cannot do anything about

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:03 am UTC

Granted, you're now constantly paranoid over it.

I wish paranoia would cease to exist.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:13 am UTC

Granted(i dont want to corrupt it, that's my wish too :( ) whenever you would have been paranoid u grap the nearest book and begin to wack your head with it

i wish i wasnt so tired

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:30 am UTC

Granted, you're even more tired
I wish people would stop running around nekkid
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:52 am UTC

Granted, you're now the only one running around naked.

I wish pants disappeared.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby knight427 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:24 am UTC

Granted, kilts are all the rage.

I wish my legs looked better in a kilt.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:29 am UTC

Granted, but everyone else is hyper-aware of this fact and begins questioning you ruthlessly.

I wish more people wore kilts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Affableprechaun » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:38 am UTC

Granted, but now every man (no matter how... heavy set) is running around in a kilt with nothing underneath.

I wish I hadn't clawed my eyes out thinking about the above image.


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