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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:35 am UTC

Granted, but you get snowed in and freeze to death.

I wish I could find more information on the Polar Plunge.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:36 am UTC

granted. the change in temperature and climate throws off the whole ecosystem, thus causing the entire NYC area to be free of life.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby scikidus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:36 am UTC

Granted, but all the info you can find has been filtered through 4chan first.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:50 am UTC

Granted but you can't ever remember it being called Apple and wish for Pear Inc to be Apple Inc now.

I wish for a marshmallow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:01 am UTC

Granted, but it's covered in turpentine.

I wish for House.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:42 am UTC

granted. you get House 24/7. it is played so much that people lose interest, and the show is canceled.

i wish i could stop procrastinating.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:57 am UTC

Granted, you just choose not to do whatever you're procrastinating on period.

I wish for massive snow storms.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:01 am UTC

(actually, that's not a bad idea...)

granted. you get twelve feet of snow. you are now trapped inside your house. eventually, you run out of food, and must resort to cannibalism, if you don't freeze to death first.

i wish i had more caffeine
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:12 am UTC

Granted, but you get too jittery and crash into walls.

I wish they wouldn't remake Rocky Horror. *murders MTV*
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:15 am UTC

Granted, but they remake a whole bunch of other bad movies
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:17 am UTC

Not granted cos you insulted Rocky Horror. Instead, it is reverse granted. Instead of freaking out, he grows ginormous and rampages through town destroying things.

XDDD I wish I didn't do stuff like that cos a movie got insulted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:24 am UTC

(sorry, I don't know anything about that movie. I assumed you were mad because they made a bad remake of a bad movie. My fault, not yours.)
Granted, you do stuff like that when anything gets insulted. Even if you agree. (The world is now doomed)

I wish that I didn't accidentally insult stuff because of my lack of knowledge on the subject
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:42 am UTC

Granted, you now have the knowledge, and insult it all on purpose.

I wish I had a cute cat like this.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:46 am UTC

Granted, but that cat isn't actually cute, it's hideous.

I wish for a cute cat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Granted, but I give you my version of a cute cat which apparently everyone on the planet finds terrifying or icky except me XD

I wish I didn't have the music from mario pant stuck in my head.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:05 am UTC

granted. now you have the mario world 1-1 song in your head.

I wish i hadn't just gotten that stuck in my head.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:12 am UTC

Granted, but now you uncorrupted my last wish.

I wish I didn't feel ill.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:22 am UTC

granted, u feel peculiar

i wish i wasnt up so late

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:23 am UTC

Granted. You die.

I wish for inspiration.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:24 am UTC

granted, go fuck yourself

i wish for joy

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby knight427 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:26 am UTC

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:28 am UTC

Granted, it costs your vision to obtain however.

I wish I would go start my homework.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:30 am UTC

granted, its much harder than posting here

i wish for her wish too

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:37 am UTC

granted. you get her corruption, too.

i learn nothing from the past, so i wish the same thing.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:37 am UTC

Granted. It makes you go crazy "Shining" style. You're left to freeze in the middle of a ice-covered forest.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:38 am UTC

Granted, but you do all the wrong homework.

I wish I didn't have so many odd sleep issues.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:39 am UTC

granted, the quality is bad and u fail

i wish my teachers wouldnt fail me when i dont finish my HW

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:41 am UTC

Granted. They fail you long before they even issue you any homework, but you dont' know it, so all your work's for naught.



I wish to let my friend Catherine into the house.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:43 am UTC

granted, but its not actually a cat

i wish i didnt need sleep

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:46 am UTC

Granted. You need Oxygen instead.


I wish it was 12 hours earlier.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:47 am UTC

granted, ur back in school though and need to retake the classes

i wish i hadn't had such a large dinner

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:50 am UTC

Granted. The dinner had you instead.


I wish to marry Scarlett Johansson, the famous movie actress from Lost in Translation.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:52 am UTC

granted, but she cheats on you constantly and u never lose ur virginity(if u have had sex Scarlett whatever goes back in time and stops it from happening)

i wish for easy work

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:54 am UTC

granted. you learn nothing, and are stupid.

i wish for a nerdy girlfriend
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:58 am UTC

Granted. You start dating that one with the huge mole and thick unibrow/mustache. Oh, and she packed on an extra 124 lbs... And she hates everything you like, and loves everything that annoys you.


I wish I hadn't been so vindictive granting that last wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:58 am UTC

granted, she isnt nice or hot, just nerdy about digimon cards(and she's 37 years old)

i wish for apples

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:00 am UTC

Granted, but a shinigami steals them.

I wish for a Death Note.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ekzrated » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:02 am UTC

Granted. But it isn't the kind you were hoping for. Instead, it is a note that you'll be killed in 5, 4, 3, 2...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Silvyr » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:03 am UTC

Granted but I come back as a ghost and haunt the hell outta you.

I wish people didn't wish for my demise.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:05 am UTC

granted, the enforce your demise

i wish i would make death threats in these games just b/c everyone else does


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