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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:14 am UTC

Granted, but I forget what thread that's in.

I wish I remembered what thread it was in *looks*.

EDIT: *finds*
*replies*
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You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby DeLink » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:14 am UTC

Yay! im the only one on!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:16 am UTC

WTF are you talking about?
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:38 am UTC

granted, you both stop derailing, goddamn trolls!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dantez » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:00 am UTC

Granted, worms are tasty.

I wish for a pie.
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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby asiekierka » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:08 am UTC

Granted, but it's made out of dead skulls with blood inside.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Patman » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:02 am UTC

Granted, you have an x-box with every future problem instead.

I wish for gold fish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby DeLink » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:15 pm UTC

Granted.You manipulate fish in a tank to turn into gold.Because I am animal friendly, I wrenchpalm you.
Kills:18


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dantez » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:32 pm UTC

Granted, but you are a spy!!*wrenched*

I wish for an antispy radar.
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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kurushimi » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

Granted. It's a good thing too. Now you can clearly see your inevitable death coming right towards you.

I wish I had a calculator.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:54 pm UTC


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

granted, but you have to kill someone to achieve it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

HarleyQuinn wrote:granted, but you have to kill someone to achieve it.


I wish I didn't have to study to do well.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

granted, you don't study, you do well.
But your teacher/boss/superior caught you cheating and you fail/are fired.

I wish for the perfect music mix to match my mood
Magnanimous wrote:I used to be really into nostalgia a few years ago. Man, those were the days.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:18 pm UTC

Granted, but it sends you into a vicious downward cycle of depression.

I wish I knew everything I needed to know.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:20 pm UTC

granted, but we burn you for being a witch with fancy futurist ideas.

I wish i wasn't depressed then.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

Granted, you're depressed now.

I wish I could outrun raptors.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:23 pm UTC

Granted, but only in beans

I wish i could take these a little more seriously.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

granted, but you're no fun.

I wish depression was non-existent
Magnanimous wrote:I used to be really into nostalgia a few years ago. Man, those were the days.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:25 pm UTC

Granted, but all depressed people die.

I wish I understood Tillan's response to my wish.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dantez » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish for an epic flamewar.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:03 pm UTC

Granted, but UR A TARD!

I wish trolls didn't exist.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:05 pm UTC

Granted, but then neither does 4chan. And despite everyone saying that this is a very good thing, the internet soon falls apart.

I wish for epic battles
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:14 pm UTC

Granted, but they involve your death.

I wish my dog's farts didn't smell so bad.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Camoninja » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:19 pm UTC

Granted, dead things don't fart.

I wish that this pen hadn't just randomly started leaking, and gotten ink all over my fingers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dantez » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:24 pm UTC

Granted, but the ink is contaminated and becames radioactive.

I wish for a camera.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:28 pm UTC

granted, it's this one
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:29 pm UTC

You can only run faster then raptors when you are in a pool of beans large enough to cover you upto at least your waist.

But, the camera steals a bit of anybodys soul whos picture it takes.

meh, i wish to pass making a wish.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:46 pm UTC

not granted, you're banned.

i wish he'd leave me be.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:51 pm UTC

Granted.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:53 pm UTC

You get mauled by grues.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:56 pm UTC

Granted, but you get too confused.

I wish for LIBERTY!
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:57 pm UTC

sorry, you get death.

I wish for a snowmobile.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Granted, but you drive it off a cliff.

I wish for a sockpuppet account for someone involved in the American Revolution. Who should it be?
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:59 pm UTC

Cornwallis.



I wish for a girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:00 am UTC

granted, but she's actually a dude.

I wish to control time
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:01 am UTC

Granted, but she only likes you for your money, and leaves you as soon as you run out.

I wish I remembered who Cornwallis was. EDIT: I wish for an American Revolutionary War figure. As in, from America.
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You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:01 am UTC

Granted, but it doesnt do what you want.


I wish for more creativity
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kurushimi » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:03 am UTC

Granted. She is deeply in love with you. Very deeply. In fact, she keeps you chained in the basement to make sure you'd never leave her. She is intelligent, easily thwarting any searches for you. You're never found, and you live the rest of your life together.

Oh, and she's as ugly as sin.

Hm, I have a French exam coming up. I wish I could speak French.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby joshz » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:05 am UTC

D'accord, mais vous ne pouvez pas le lire.

I wish for an American Revolutionary War figure. As in, from America.
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.


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