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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:28 pm UTC

Never granted, if there is an end to physics, then what am I doing with my life?

I wish for the knowledge of this universe and every subject to be infinite.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:30 pm UTC

Granted, if all subjects were infantile, then the knowledge of the universe would be very simple and you wouldn't know anything of importance

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Forum Viking » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

Granted, but you are only mostly not dead. You are a brain in a jug.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:14 pm UTC

Granted, key locks go out of fashion and are replaced by keypads

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Forum Viking » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:16 pm UTC

You get one, but it's overly sensitive, so it registers every step as an earthquake. Actually a moon-quake, becasue that's where it is.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

No wish to grant, NullPointerException at line 1..................................................

I wish for java to be stronger.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:13 am UTC

granted, you die of a caffeine overdoes next time you drink coffee.

I wish for a sea of syrup and a thousand boats made of waffles.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:11 am UTC

Granted, but they all become mushy and sink. Syrup is incredibly viscous and difficult to swim in, and you drown fairly slowly, being forced to inhale syrup into your lungs before asphyxiating. Not a nice way to go...

eaglef2 wrote:Granted, unfortunately I do not know that movie.

That was ages ago, eaglef2, but for the record, it was We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. One of the most critically hated hand-animated films of all time. Although I still can't see why it was hated in such a way.
And I am mortally DISGUSTED that you haven't heard of it. :evil:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ShaKri » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:47 pm UTC

Granted ... but the boxes are now too large to fit in your house.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Whitenleaf » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

Granted, but you get AIDS and die of the common cold.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Forum Viking » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:40 pm UTC

Granted, but you are so awesome that no one ever speaks to you, because they are so awed. You die a lonely death. Have fun.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:49 am UTC

granted, every gust it flies so well that it moves you 200 yards.

I wish for the granter of this wish to not make a wish
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:22 am UTC

Granted, but now the next poster hates you.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:36 pm UTC

F*ck.

I wish the poster two posts up would get hit in the face. By a truck.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:45 pm UTC

granted, it's a microscopic truck however and he didn't even notice it.

I wish for mangas to be released faster
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:03 pm UTC

Granted, but there's only one manga being released now, and it's by Jack Thompson.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:05 am UTC

Granted, but you now your grade is a D average while everyone else's is an F

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:34 am UTC

granted, but

I wish for knowledge and ability to grant an uncorruptable wish which puts me in a better situation.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby mickyj300x » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:45 am UTC

Granted, but you die of a freak heart attack before you can make the wish.

I wish for a decent milkshake with no bad effects or things that will hurt me in any way.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:25 am UTC

Granted, unfortunately some kid kicks you in the shin right before you take your first sip and you drop the milkshake

I wish for a person to come on here that would never corrupt a wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:54 am UTC

He decides not to post.

I wish I was in a state of constant eternal complete happiness.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:11 am UTC

Granted, but you die of sexual exhaustion.

I wish I could meet the perfect girl.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:55 am UTC

Granted, but she hates you and is out of your league.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Park » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:08 am UTC

granted but in its place they put in a key every other place on thekeyboard that is called the culsterfuck key, it is over sensitive and if pressed it will fuck yourmessege and instantly send it.

i wish for the perfect gizmo

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jedifreak » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:35 am UTC

Granted, but the first Virus ever is created for Mac's, and yours is the only one that gets it.

I wish I could program in every language.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Whitenleaf » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:50 am UTC

Granted, but unfortuneatly the USA takes this as a threat and nukes your house!

I wish Eduard Cullen (Twilight freak) would die a horrible painful death.

Explanation:
Spoiler:
My GF yesterday, broke up with me. She said she read Twilight and compared to the main male character, I am too flawed. I friggan hate Twilight!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:55 am UTC

Jedifreak wrote:Granted, but the first Virus ever is created for Mac's, and yours is the only one that gets it.

I wish I could program in every language.



granted, unfortunately you aren't programming in computer languages, you are programming in dead languages:

Code: Select all

publicus classis SalveMundus
{
publicus fulmen sterilis praecipuus(Persero[] args)
{
       Ratio.ex.imprimeln("salve mundus");
}
}

note:written in java in Latin and there is no word for static in Latin so I used the word for lightning "fulmen"


Whitenleaf wrote:Granted, but unfortuneatly the USA takes this as a threat and nukes your house!

I wish Eduard Cullen (Twilight freak) would die a horrible painful death.

Explanation:
Spoiler:
My GF yesterday, broke up with me. She said she read Twilight and compared to the main male character, I am too flawed. I friggan hate Twilight!


Sorry I skipped you, I was typing this code when you had responded

Anyways granted, too bad you died with him :(

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da mihi multo crustules!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tubagiant89 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:03 am UTC

Granted, but it's chocolate, and you happen to be allergic to chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:40 am UTC

Granted. The upper side of your thighs are now smoother and more shapely.
I wish it were June.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Happyhovercraft » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:50 pm UTC

granted. now its always june. all other months are gone. as are all other people except for them named june


I wish the next two weeks to go really really fast!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Park » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:57 pm UTC

granted, but you live in alaska
i wish for a really shitty computer

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 6453893 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:34 pm UTC

granted, you have a top-of-the-line computer, full of feces.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Impulse97 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

Granted, now ppl can't express their feelings and the board EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a rlly UN-shitty computer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:55 pm UTC

Granted, you get a top of the line computer full of United Nations Certified shit.

I wish my mp3 hadn't broke.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:45 pm UTC

Granted, but your mp3 player has broken instead.

I wish for hugs
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:53 pm UTC

granted, every time someone hugs you they wear a shirt of spikes and cut into you...love hurts :(

I wish for -->>
someone to read this for once!!!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Granted, but you didnt post anything :(

I wish for jelly
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:01 pm UTC

Tillan wrote:Granted, but you didnt post anything :(

I wish for jelly

I did too,
eaglef2 wrote:granted, every time someone hugs you they wear a shirt of spikes and cut into you...love hurts :(

I wish for -->>
someone to read this for once!!!

read out all the way to the right of your screen...

you don't get jelly for not granting my wish

I wish for people to read from right to left
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:07 pm UTC

I do that alot with animu, and it was the only way I could think of corrupting your wish.

I wish for jelly!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Box Boy » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 pm UTC

Grt=anted, you suffer an allergic reaction that kills you.

Whitenleaf wrote:I wish Eduard Cullen (Twilight freak) would die a horrible painful death.
Explanation:
My GF yesterday, broke up with me. She said she read Twilight and compared to the main male character, I am too flawed. I friggan hate Twilight!

you probobly dodged a bullet then, anyone crazy enough to do that should be locked up for life in a mental asylum.

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