Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:18 pm UTC

Granted, but the tea will be cold.


I wish for an icecube.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:38 pm UTC

Granted. Instead of merely cube you got it heart-shaped.

I wish I didn't miss to wish for roadbike-related stuff like my previous post.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:40 pm UTC

Granted, but pops in in my cold tea.... yum iced tea




i wish for a golden wrench :/
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheOtherDOOMGuy » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:50 pm UTC

Granted it is pure gold, and you are trapped in a box with no way out but to unscrew one bolt, that the golden wrench is too soft to actually unscrew.

I wish to own a Super Nintendo and every game that was ever created for it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:01 pm UTC

granted, but the fairis don't really speek engrish, so the get you a famicom





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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheOtherDOOMGuy » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:05 pm UTC

Granted, it is in an adamantium box with no openings.

I wish to own a HDTV, minimum of 21" screen

EDIT: Also, yes, reading my last post, I realise that was very poorly constructed, grammatically speaking.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:10 pm UTC

Granted, my monitor's resoultion still beats it anyway.

I wish for altimeter with LCD screen (which has multimedia support embedded) for my roadbike.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:18 pm UTC

--DENIED--

Please refer to the "jendral_hxr gets no roadbike loving clause of fora regulations"


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"jendral_hxr gets no roadbike loving clause of fora regulations"

All wishes containing, implying, referring or in any way associated with the item/term/word/thought "roadbike" or any modification or meaning thereof, either be knowingly or by negligence, are, by executive command of wishes past, motioned by the fora populace, heretofore deemed invalid and illegal. Therefore, in causation, they shall be denied to its entirety, especially if the wish mentioned herein was made by jendral_hxr.

- Legal Department, Wishing Corp.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:56 pm UTC

Granted but they can only be reached by the guy who keeps wishing for road bike stuff and he wont give them to you.

I wish for Japan to comit to making anime that is longer than 12 and 13 episodes long.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:08 pm UTC

Granted, One Piece? Detective Conan?

I wish for that kind of ban for my roadbike wishes won't be a sticky
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:28 pm UTC

What? I don't understand what you are trying to say, therefore you got your roadbike in a vat of acidic, ... er... acid.

I wish for more synecdoche.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:30 pm UTC

Granted! The lead will make short work of your heart.

I wish for more nouns.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:17 am UTC

Denied language is evolving this creating new nouns nullifying your wish.

I wish for Ie shay monda moola dip DIP!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:10 am UTC

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I wish for a real life Pingu!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:24 pm UTC

Granted but it goes canible on other speices.

I wish for an all about war based on how to spell colors/colours in sonic colors/colours with USA vs the World on who spells better.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:25 pm UTC

Granted! However, the war does escalate to global thermonuclear warfare. Your side, as does the other side, loses.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bruenor » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:01 pm UTC

Granted, but he's a zombie that eats your brains.

I wish for a bacon roll.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Impulse97 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:45 am UTC

Granted, a bacon Jesus walks in and rolls around on your floor leaving grease everywhere and causing you to slip and die.


I wish for Tim to get his head out of his butt and end the invasion on Beluaterra. Enough man.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Agent Kent » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:08 am UTC

Granted. With his head out of his but Tim finds military decisions much easier. Invasion is a complete success - thus ending. Occupation begins.

I wish for 7 ripe mangoes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:58 am UTC

Granted, in a 1500ml tetrapack (as juice).

I wish I have partner and leisure to travel along East Java's southern coast (on roadbike).
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:42 am UTC

Granted, but fuel prices will rocket.

I wish for this damn shop extension to start working.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:22 pm UTC

Vapour wrote:Granted, but fuel prices will rocket.

Roadbike with (gas) fuel??

Granted, By the time the extension working, the shop next door gets better extension, so?

I wish I have the endurance to go as fast as 40kmph in 30^0 ridge uphill for half an hour (or more).
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:54 pm UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:
Vapour wrote:Granted, but fuel prices will rocket.

Roadbike with (gas) fuel??


Ohh. You mean peddlebike.

If so,

You'll get punctures ever 2 miles.

( I certainly do, damn bikes. )

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:59 pm UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:I wish I have the endurance to go as fast as 40kmph in 30^0 ridge uphill for half an hour (or more).


Granted, but you can ONLY go uphill.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:03 pm UTC

Granted, the beam is merely 1 pWatt,it won't kill even a fly.

I wish for roadbike guide book so I could train better.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby t1mm01994 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:05 pm UTC

Granted, but oh, too bad! It's written in the language of the Neanderthalers...

I wish for worldpeace (oh this one is too easy)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:17 pm UTC

Granted, let it be by the time I finish that roadbike guide book.

I wish (roadbike) cycling is way of peace.
// I add "roadbike" just to make Kromix angry
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:22 pm UTC

Granted but Kromix and his team of lawyers come a ruin your dream with his clauses.

I wish i could make time feel like it has slowed down.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:45 am UTC

Granted, the time's slowed down in your unfortunate events.

I wish for more ergonomic drop handlebar.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:35 pm UTC

Granted, but it's on a mountain bike.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Welsh Mullet » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:46 pm UTC

Granted, but it's made from apples that you don't like (am i seriously the only one who only likes certain apples?)

I wish for a new PC that can actually play all my games with 100+fps

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:39 pm UTC

Granted but i has massive parental controls .

I wish for average luck.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:26 am UTC

Granted, the next day you get in an average car crash.

I wish for the stairway to heaven on a Boeing 747.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:43 am UTC

Granted, the Boeing is hanged on a Zeppelin.

I wish for decent roadbike (again)
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Thesh » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:08 am UTC

Granted, you now have one on layaway for $25,000

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:04 pm UTC

Granted, you are dead and buried next to jendral_hrx



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:09 pm UTC

You spend so much time thinking about it that you don't notice the cement mixer about to pour concrete into the hole you are sitting in.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:29 am UTC

You turn into a lazy prick everyone hates.

I wish I was the best mathematician in history.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:41 am UTC

granted, mathematicians are now defined as what a janitor was before this wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:47 pm UTC

Granted, as Candlejack is now a sniper, thus following the sniper way of taking people before they finish the sentence..

I wish for a sniper rifle.


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