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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:42 pm UTC

You are killed in a drone strike.

I wish for a puppy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existential_squirrrel » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:16 pm UTC

granted, but the puppy randomly turns into a caffeine drinking alien.

I wish for a nice lunch
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:49 am UTC

You proceed to vomit your lunch because of a poor quality breakfast.

I wish for a supercomputer.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

Granted you get UNIVAC.

I wish for Crispin Freeman to voice pit in the new kid Icarus game.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:45 am UTC

Granted, unfortunately the production of the new Kid Icarus game is canceled.

I wish for Yugioh the Abridged to come out with a new episode already.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tNok85 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:34 am UTC

Granted, but it still sucks.

I wish that the wish of the next poster came true.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Thesh » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:25 am UTC

tNok85 wrote:Granted, but it still sucks.

I wish that the wish of the next poster came true.


Granted.

I wish tNok85 was dead.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:48 am UTC

Thesh wrote:I wish tNok85 was dead.

Granted, by the time he has to.

I wish one of XKCDian will ship a roadbike to my home, for real. :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tNok85 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:00 am UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:
Thesh wrote:I wish tNok85 was dead.

Granted, by the time he has to.

I wish one of XKCDian will ship a roadbike to my home, for real. :D


Granted, but it's a creepy lurking XKCDian who collects barbies and cuts their heads, hands, and feet off, and shoving steak knives into their stomach. In addition to the bike, you find a hundred of them positioned around your bedroom when you awake. The next morning, there are two hundred. And so on and so forth, until the XKCDian finally makes you into a life-size copy of one of his barbies.

I wish I didn't just imagine that

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:56 pm UTC

Granted! Instead you imagine the goatse guy's signature pose.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Welsh Mullet » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:58 pm UTC

Granted, but they only build one, then go bust.

I wish Valve would make Episode 3 already!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:05 pm UTC

Granted but it's overshadowed by portal 2.

I wish the next chapter of Negima would be translated and released online.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:12 pm UTC

Granted, but it is translated into Swahili.

I wish for an airplane.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:50 pm UTC

Granted, it is a paper airplane.

I wish for a handful of coconut jelly beans.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alx_xlA » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:28 pm UTC

Granted, but they're mixed into an olympic-sized swimming pool full of black licorice flavour jellybeans.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:08 pm UTC

Granted, you are now under North Bay, Ontario.

I wish prepositions are unambiguous and easy-to-use

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:54 pm UTC

Granted. Now, the prepositions are just unambiguous your physical memory layout and easy-to-use as the logical one.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:55 am UTC

Granted! It's first reading is 75,000 feet and falling as you both plummet to your doom. You land in a poison-covered-spike-filled pit. The poison was deadly...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Antimony-120 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:19 am UTC

Granted, you die in a traffic accident

I wish for a stable time loop
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:49 am UTC

granted, you get the endless 8 from Haruhi Suzumiya

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:50 am UTC

Granted, it's bad already.

I wish for people (esp RedBandit) not mistaken what altimeter I mean is, (and give me one)
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:54 am UTC

and I wish your sentence made sense
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:49 pm UTC

Granted it makes perfect sense to a crazed otaku in Finland.

I wish someone would explane how Kanade got to the school after life place before otonashi if he gave his heart to her in Angel Beats!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:53 pm UTC

Denied! WTF are you talking about?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

Granted but the King of Terror shows up and blows up the world. PS i was talking about an anime where one of the charaters is in the after life before the main charater dies when the main charater in the world of the living died and donated his heart to the person who would be in the after life yet they are there before him.

I wish some one would know what im talking about.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PWNstar » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

dark light paladin iv wrote:Granted but the King of Terror shows up and blows up the world. PS i was talking about an anime where one of the charaters is in the after life before the main charater dies when the main charater in the world of the living died and donated his heart to the person who would be in the after life yet they are there before him.

I wish some one would know what im talking about.


granted, now everyone understands you and they all hate you.

i wish i was dead

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:18 pm UTC

Granted! However, due to a paperwork error, your spirit is doomed to haunt the earth. You are completely impossible to detect by any means. You are unable to touch, grasp, hold, caress, or interact with solid, liquid, or gaseous objects in any way. You are completely free from hunger, boredom, pain, and suffering, but you are also free from satisfaction, fulfillment, pleasure, and joy. You are so numb, you believe it to be an ordinary state of being. Trapped in spirit form, you will watch everyone die. Then, you will witness the last reminants of humanity perish. And on and on into forever for all species and all things you know, hold dear, or despise. The Colosseum shall fall before you, and the final artifacts and achievements of humanity shall crumble, wither, and die. The Gib Gnab ending the universe will not destroy you, and you will remain trapped in the void until time has no meaning.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby muskr@ » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:28 pm UTC

granted. now the only things you may do are eat and drink.

i wish i had a storage shed with every type of instrument that ever existed

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Agent Kent » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:14 am UTC

granted - the rent on the (very bloody large) shed bankrupts you.

I wish all doors had electronic combination locks.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a_spy » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:19 am UTC

Granted. However when you opened the door of the shed all of the instruments collapsed on you, after three days of excruciating pain, you finally died.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PWNstar » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:22 am UTC

muskr@ wrote:granted. now the only things you may do are eat and drink.

i wish i had a storage shed with every type of instrument that ever existed


granted. you have a storage shed with everytype of instrument ever invented. however the shed is 4 foot wide and 4 foot long but is 300 feet tall. all the instruments are stacked on each other and broken by the weight. the only ones that survived are at the top and their all first act bass guitars

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PWNstar » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:24 am UTC

oh yeah and i wish for a absolutely perfect blueberry that i may eat

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:27 am UTC

Because instead of editing your first post you double posted, [an] absolutely perfect blueberry is that you may eat placed in front of you and a crow eats it right before you can touch it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:51 am UTC

Granted, Mr. Stallman!

jendral_hxr wrote:I wish for people (esp RedBandit) not mistaken what altimeter I mean is, (and give me one)

I wish I wasn't that freaking stupid. Shame on me.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:16 pm UTC

granted, you know have access to the library. Go off and learn!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:37 pm UTC

Oo tough one, Im going to grant it but it has to be done once you die.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:00 pm UTC

Granted but there stolen from some little girl and your arrested for theft.

I wish The Adventures of Mikuru Asahin. Was an actual feature length movie

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:33 am UTC

Granted, but I am the co-star.

I wish for a cyclocomputer for my roadbike.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Badion » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

Grnated, but your road bike has peddles, no engine and a flat tire and your in Fargo, where they belive bike riders are pure evil.

I wish, and PRAY, that there are no more anime wishes cause we all know, that anime sucks.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bitsplit » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:52 pm UTC

Granted. No more anime wishes are made. As your wish is granted, a vortex appears next to you, and sucks you into Pikachu's lower intestine.

I wish for nothing.


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